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Nitroblitz.com the Game Episode 1- Dick Troubles Review

author=Max McGee
Mother of God, Kumada, what prompted you to play this turd?


Mother of god, why does this idiot make a pointless post when he can just send a PM?

Nitroblitz.com the Game Episode 1- Dick Troubles Review

author=Marrend
So, mmarage. You beat your own game in thirty minutes! Better congratulate yourself, as that says absolutely nothing!

Let's be less factious for a moment and really look at the situation. I mean, you built the game, know all it's ins-and-outs, and all that. Meanwhile, kumada came into this game with little or no knowledge of anything, and is making observations based on his play experience. Anyway, the thought I want to relay here is: Don't you think there would be a discrepancy between developer knowledge and player knowledge?


Yes I realize that it would take maybe take a bit more time for the player, but it's not as hard as he's saying it is 'hopelessly cutting at the end boss's HP gauge and just hopelessly crying into your keyboard' is a bit much, using skills and magic make the battles MUCH faster, the only way that a random battle could last over five minutes is if you just keep spamming attack and nothing else, also there's a certain spell in the game that you can get if you have mmarage in your party and go explore a room that didn't seem to have any relevance earlier in the game if you went to that room and saw nothing of interest, it REALLY helps with the last two bosses before the final boss.

author=eplipswich
There's a very, very good reason why this game is not noticed much. You should even be glad someone like kumada noticed your game. Goes to show you have a lot to do if you want more publicity to your game. And you should even be glad I'm telling you this. Or else I won't even bother.

I do hope you can accept some of the flaws with this game as mentioned in this review and improve on them, maybe in your next game if this is beyond fixing.


I do accept some of the flaws and I really hope that the updated version of the game that I'm putting up gets rid of some of them, but some of the things that he put up in his review were a bit much, some of the things that he said were because he had misunderstood the title, and because he was just thinking that we were just having the whole game advertising everyone to go to the site, sure the game was made to drum up business at the site, but that's it, in the game however the site is only mentioned very few times in the beginning and any more mentioning of Nitroblitz was the protagonist, it was just annoying since I had explained this before in another one of his comments, and it's also true what I said about the characters, not once did anyone say go check out nitroblitz.com or it's a super cool site, so it just annoyed me and I wanted to at least point that out.

Nitroblitz.com the Game Episode 1- Dick Troubles Review

First off I have to say something about your whole thing about this being nothing more than an advertisement, nitroblitz.com is only mentioned a handful of times in the game, a CHARACTER named Nitroblitz is in the game, he is the protagonist, it's my brother's online alias, as mine is mmarage, also this game isn't supposed to be something super fast and octane, it's called Nitroblitz.COM the Game Episode 1, it's in the COMEDY section, not the action or adventure sections, also no character in the game ever said anything like 'Hey Nitroblitz.com is an awesome site, go check it out herp a derp!' Also the game took me like thirty minutes to beat, without even saving once in the game, just because you're conservative (Or one of the idiots that just spam attack til the baddie is defeated.) Doesn't mean that this game is really hard, all you have to do is just find the person's elemental weakness. (Which isn't that hard to find if you just use a few spells which takes pressing the down arrow and enter, wow it's so hard to do.) Also the beer item does cure a status affect, sometimes the boss that has the certain status effect doesn't use the attack.
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