RMNVERSE ADVENTURE TIME!

> Pet OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA
Not quite sure how you're getting out of this situation, you let it all flow. You take a step toward OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA. If you were looking behind you, you'd see Minty watching you intently shocked by how long you've managed to keep your pants dry. You advance toward the robot, he's sweating oil now. Or at least you imagine he is. You innocently wipe his chest area to get the hallucination oil off him. Then you do it again. Before you know it you're petting the robot. This was unconditional love of the kind it had never experienced before. Its head began spinning like in those old horror movies. Eventually, its head comes flying off, ricocheting off the wall and onto thedog's head. The robot consequently explodes without its head, sending you back, but not hurting you.
Minty runs into the room yelling "Coool!!!" and pets thedog with no mercy. The poor puppy! You shake your head and look at a mortified Peachie. She begins to shed silent tears, then stops when Minty shrieks and nearly whips thedog across the room.
"HOODLUMS, I WILL WRITE YOU UP, DON'T THINK I WON'T! WELL, IF I HAD A HAND."
Peachie brightens as OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA's head talks and scoops up thedog, petting him much more lightly and lovingly than Minty could ever dream to.

> Rip thedog from Peachie's hands and finish business here
> Rip OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA's head off thedog, give it to Peachie and finish business
> Allow Peachie and Omniderp's head to join party (and finish business)
> Leave thedog with Peachie and finish business
> Let Minty and Keifer handle this and finish business

Sorry for my complete inability to draw!

Hasn't been three turns since my last post, but no one else is going so I'm stealing a turn.

> Allow Peachie and Omniderp's head to join party (and finish business)

You say, "OK, you guys are coming with us for now."

OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA objects in the strongest terms. "FLESHBAGS-HAVE-NO-BUSINESS-ORDERING-AROUND-THE-DEAN-OF-FINANCES! RELEASE-ME-THIS-INSTANT! YOU-WILL-BE-ANNIHILATED!" Thedog fails to comply, and walks around the office wearing OMNIMURDEROID's head as though it were the most natural thing in the world, sniffing various objects through its new giant robot nose. Peachie picks a leash up off the floor and hooks Thedog's collar to it. She is now leading Thedog and the head of OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA around.

Peachie and OMNIMURDEROID-X22-GIGA have joined the party!

You get back to what you came in here for: looting. Half the office is destroyed thanks to the Dean of Finances, but you're able to locate the Headmaster's bin full of confiscated contraband items that students were caught with. You know exactly where it is from that time he caught you and Minty setting off 600 lbs. worth of fireworks in what is now the charred remains of the science lab.

You have obtained a deck of rare foil RMN Battledome trading cards! They're probably worth a lot to the right person!
You have obtained a slime cannon! It fires a huge glob of sticky green slime, enough to drench someone! Only usable once!
You have obtained a syringe of futuristic hallucinogenic substance! It is used by injecting it directly into the eyeball!
You have obtained a pipe bomb! This is really dangerous and probably shouldn't have just been tossed in a bin in his closet!

This didn't take too long; you spent almost as much time walking to the office as you did negotiating and investigating. You probably have time to use your full-access keycard to visit one more place before your graduation starts in about 15 minutes.

> Check out the teacher's lounge
> Search the old library, which has been closed off for years
> Break into the headmaster's office
> Take a look in the paranormal investigation club's room
> Investigate the disciplinary committee's HQ
> Head to the robotics club's workshop