RMN ISLAND: YOU CAN STILL JOIN, MMKAY

I think I look like this:

author=Nightowl

author=Trihan
Damn right you can't.

"Excellent! My collection of minions expands by the hour! My regalia is sparkling! Now to truly begin work on establishing the Kingdom of Reginaldia!"

So, what, does this mean that we're in cahoots? Or were you referring to Sutler?

I was referring to the Sutler.

Round 6!
Surprise! It's late! It won't be late again though, promise~<3 Uh, or at least I'll punch some aardvarks if it is. I'm sure you'd like that. Sicko...

LockeZ
(3) (6)

You storm the hospital, breaking the door as your many Arrogenchmen flood into the hospital. On your way there, you see some good-for-nothings "protecting" themselves from the storm. Ha! "How anti- arrogant" you say to them. Wanting nothing more than to please their god, they leave and starting poking the tornado with sharp sticks and ultimately get sucked into it. You chuckle a little even though you know you shouldn't. You pass a pink-haired girl on your way up the stairs. Not wanting to associate yourself with peasantry, you order her removed and your men drag her out kicking and screaming. You finally find the object you were looking for and it's a guy, some mud, and a girl whose left eye is staring off into nothing while her right eye is perfectly focused on you. You recognize him, what luck!
"Bow before this, the God of Storms! *cough* "And yoga instructor" *cough* You make up something about making a bigger storm to appease Nightowl, and some of them run off to try it. After, he does something to his face similar to what the woman nearby is doing, except with both eyes. You're not sure that's what he meant to do... "Look, I'll get out of your hair when I find my nemesis. She has pink hair, and chews gum like a cow eats grass. Seen her?" Uh, yeah, you have. Upon explaining this, Nightowl blows up on you. "What?!" And then he's off... When you look outside the giant hole in the side of the building, you see something exasperating. The Arrogench have successfully made a tornado larger than the previous one. Great.

1x Cowboy Duds
1x Sausage God Suit (-1 movement, makes you the divine ruler of all inhabitants of Arrogance City, but will only last until Round 8!)
Companions: Arrogance Mob (+1 Movement Roll, +1 Combat, +1 Persuasion)

Status:
Hungry, and covered in food
In the "Resurrection Hospital" of Arrogance City, the Regicidal State of Ass-Spooning
A cowboy sausage god. Has an unshaven face and seemingly stern looking face. Probably tastes good.

Nightowl
(1) (2)

You leave the room and enter the hallway. Or, at least what's left of it - there are no walls in it to speak of as the entire top of the building is virtually gone. Thank god (me) you have mudpuppy guts stuck on your feet keeping you on the ground. You quickly descend the stairs when you find them and are in noticeably more of a structure. As if wasting no time, your target dashes out of a door at the other end of the hall by the stairs, and proceeds to speed down them. Intent on catching her, you take chase. However, you're stopped by a mob when you reach the stairs. Its leader some dude who looks like he was puked on by a Dragon or something. "Bow before this, the God of Storms!" He then has a terrible coughing fit, though it sounds like he's saying something about Yoda. You give him a condescending look and describe the girl you're looking for. "Oh, uh, crap. I had my Arrogenchmen remove her..." he says as he pulls on his meat - presumably where his collar is. You facepalm and start yelling "AGH! Today is terribad! The streets are mostly empty save for flying rubble and collapsed buildings. There's a building in front of you that fell, though McDonalds is unscathed. The dot dog stands are collapsed on the ground, stuck to it with its relish. The fire is making the tornadoes noticeably more badass as they fling about fire, burning the nearby banks to the ground.


Status:
In Arrogance City's Center, the Regicidal State of Ass-Spooning
Shown up by a gum-chewing girl
Your looty senses are tingling

Items:
Companion: Jennifer Aniston (+2 Recruiting)
Bidet Pipe (+1 Combat Roll)
Companions: 5 Mudpuppies (Good for throwing at people)

Solarlune
(4)

In panic, you throw yourself to the ground and start beating on the ground. After your hands are bleeding from hitting the ground so hard, you take out your bone sword and stab the chocofloor. It goes through clean! You kiss your sword, then immediately spit because you just kissed some dead thing femur, or scapula or something. since you found your way out, you get artsy and draw a smiley on the floor, then carve out a shield for you to use, while simultaneously making an escape hole. Giggling you write out "Glory hole" for the witch to find later. You jump through and land on the couch in the living room of the first floor. Looking around you see another chair, a vanity, TV, a mirror the size of an entrance-way and a doorway.

Status: In the lovely plump witch's house in Meadow of Morons.
Bleeding Knuckles (Feel tough! -1 combat, +1 Defending, + Recruiting. Lasts 2 turns)

Items: Plumber's Clothes
Bone Sword (+1 Combat Roll, +1 Persuasion)
Chocolate Floor Chunk (+1 Defending, -1 Movement
Cookies~<3 x6 (Good if you need to energy)

Wildwes
(5)

You walk up the stairs, and start down the trash littered hallway. At the second door on the left you hear the voice again, but louder. Maybe this is the place? You walk in the room and a well-endowed woman sit on the bed. "Mmmm, took you awhile to get here, big boy." she bites her lip and looks you up and down. As much as you'd like to believe she finds you attractive, the only thing she can probably see is Norman. "Regardless, you're here now, but why? WAIT DON'T TELL ME." she pokes her forehead as her, uh, milkshake jiggles? It's not hard to see, her out fit is a light yellow outfit you'd see on Arabian belly dancers. "You need to find yourself, yes?" Well, she's not wrong. Though, not really right either. "I can hear you thinking over there! You need an interpreter! Yes, one who can speak for you as you cannot. I absolutely LOVE the strong silent types" You think she may be bullcrapping, but you always allow for boobs to join you so you add her to your party! She comes with her own magical flying carpet. "Now, where could we find a shadow of you...?" She suddenly exclaims: "I know! Let's go to the Clock Tower! We can travel through time there. Let us go to the brightest day in history - shadows can't hide in the light." You like the idea, but you'll have to make the plan. "The clock is in Honeprop!" Perhaps you can buy some supplies first - Yodeel has ALOT of "spare change". You're not sure she's the one selling her body around here. Is she...a pimp?

Status:
Moron City's Telepaths and Happy Endings
In awe, but aware of being stalked
Unable to talk

Items:
Companion: Rock Suit Norman (+1 Combat/Defending Rolls, -1 Movement Rolls)
Companion: Yodeel the PIMP ( +1 Persuasion, -1 Recruiting, +1 Competition)
Companion: Hump-Mat the Flying Shag Carpet (Allows for free movement between sections of the island, +1 Movement)
$250

Reginald
Radish(6) Reginald(4) Grabblewarb(1) Sutler(5)

You fly through the sky at crazy speeds, however you don't go too fast, since the wind might ruin your majestic locks. Upon reaching your destination, the Radish house tries hard to put itself down gently, though ends up crashing into the ground alerting a nearby tribe of Bimbos that you are near. You fancy the idea of enslaving them, then you make your minions establish a settlement. Instead, you get a collection of shacks and a flag. "It is rather slapdash now, but it will grow and prosper!" you decree. Grabblewarb must have been sleeping or something because he missed something important - there are pirates nearby! However, there is also a beautiful pond nearby and a grand cemetery you could convert into a residential area if you beat the big baddy there! SO many duties, so little time. For now, the pirates are attacking! Also, Sutler sewed you an adornment for your scepter, making your minions more competent overall.

Items:
3x Mutilated Monkeys (Sponges love 'em)
Companion: GRABBLEWARB the Yellow Hunter Sponge (+1 Combat Roll, +1 Cleaning Roll)
Companion: DrunkerRoot Leg Red Turnip House (+1 Movement, +1 Defense Roll, Can fly to other sections quickly.)
Companion: Sutler (-1 Combat Roll, +1 Healing. Randomly gives you stuff if he's doing nothing.)
Clean Regal Clothing (+2 Recruiting)
Radish Scepter w/ Sutler's Scepter Warmer (+1 Combat Roll to allies, +1 Competence to allies: Renders you unable to fight but keeps you safe as long as your allies are alive.)


Status:
In his very own kingdom of Reginaldia
The King of Reginaldia Kingdom!

Dudes
(6) (5)

You head towards the settlement and mess around with your staff on the way there. With some work, you discover you can make ice statues with this thing. Look, a ducky! And a train, a sword, yourself. You even make a mirror. Lookin' good! However, in your fun, you get careless and accidentally shoot yourself. Your hand is frozen in a raptor statue, leaving you to look like you have an ice raptor for an arm. It'll melt soon, but stunts are going to be harder to pull off for a while. You finally arrive in "town", it being comprised of some 12 tents and board in the middle of the town. There also are many pots and barrels around. The locals seem to be picky about their lawn work too, as there are multiple signs that say "Stay off the grass!" There's a dark-skinned girl carrying a pot of water nearby, and a plumper fellow in an explorer's suit looking at the board.

Status:
On the other side of Deep Deep Chasm in Cleveland. In an unknown desert settlement.
A never soft dude.
Overheating, but the staff's presence is helping.
Frozen Arms! (-1 Stunts)

Items:
Attractive Aviator Suit (+1 Persuasion Roll)
Companion: Jeffrey the Talking Sword
Pretty Chill Staff (Allows you to use ice and cold water magic, Also good for ice statues coincidentally.)

Geekman
(3)

Your little turtle heart beating you get very lucky and just barely slip by the predators! Now you look up at a fair-sized town that seems to be run by wind power. You sigh, almost resigning yourself to your fate - then you hear something juicy from some housewives chilling on a bench.
"Things have been great since that nuclear power plant closed"
"Yeah, so much cleaner, I think."
Yes! Then there is an intact nuclear plant in this town somewhere! Acting quick, you bite a kid who was roller skating and he shakes his skates off. When they're off, you jump in and roll through town. Where would a power plant be? You speed to the industrial zone and find the plant. To get in you just walk through a conveniently sized hole and fall down a few flight. Though, you're fine - shells are cool. And, voila, you're face to face with a nuclear reactor! Now, how do you do that spell, again?


Status:
In an abandoned nuclear plant.
Racking his lil' turtle brain.
Chillin' in a roller skate

Items:
Grain of sand
Blade of grass
Some bark

Panic? When do I ever panic?

I'll check the vanity first. I might as well try to walk through the mirror as well. If that doesn't work, I'll check the door (quietly). If, after that, I still can't find an exit, I'll break the chair into its component parts and take the bits that can be used well as weapons.

I really need to get myself a Bag of Holding.

A Clock Tower that I can use to time travel, huh? Well, I sure do hope I don't meet with a TERRIBLE FATE there. *wink wink*

Hmmm... I'll go and see if there are any shops that sell weapons. If there is one around, I'll buy a sword. Oh, and maybe a bow and some arrows too. After I've bought a weapon (or failed somehow in buying a weapon), I'll fly to Honeprop.

I put the ingredients beside the nuclear rector and then stand back an start to think of a way to activate it. Then I notice that I'm much taller. I grab some clothes out of a janitor's closet and put them on. Then I hear alarms.

That means it worked... I hope...