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Close'Dang...looks like you two just got...served! ...You're alive tho right? I can't have another death on my school records.'
Grab the baked potato and toss it like its hot at someone.
Potato Rolls:
6
Grab the baked potato and toss it like its hot at someone.
Potato Rolls:
6
Pianotm / Marla
The kiss lands on an unsuspecting Baka Gaijin. His face turns bright red and his eyes go wonky. Is this love?
+10 Nose-Bleed Tokens!
MrChearlie / Parmesan
Everyone stops throwing food, almost immediately. Food even stops flying through the air to stop and gaze -- nay -- gawk, as Parmesan whips out her bazookas. For everyone to see. Alongside a helping of attention calling from Parmesan, herself.
The cafeteria is in silence. A sudden flash of light indicates that Stodgy Squirrel just got his centerfold picture for the school yearbook.
Across the cafeteria, Baka Gaijin, locked in a lip battle with Marla opens one eye to see why everything went quiet. Only to see the glorious parmesans.
Baka can no longer take it. A fountain of noseblood streams from their portholes, drenching Marla in the process, which sends Baka rocketing out of the cafe---through the roof.
An eruption of laughter rings out, which lasts for some while.
In the end, Baka Gaijin spends the rest of year known as Baka "Bloody Monday" Gaijin.
+10 Nose-Bleed Tokens!
+1 School-Wide Nose-Bleed Token!
Delsin 7 / Rosa
With all the change in atmosphere, Rosa lets fly her potato to recommence the food fight, but she misses Stodgy Squirrel (her intended target) and manages to bean Marla square in the bloodsoaked head.
-2 Damage to Marla!
+10 Plot Points!
Because all the students were involved with the food fight, the principal decides to suspend everyone two days! Which is perfect, because tomorrow is the beach party.
Baka Gaijin and Marla arrive together. And find that Parmesan and Dominic are already playing volleyball and enjoying themselves with a lot of other popular kids. Parmesan's popularity, especially with the boys, skyrocketed the day before.
Rosa and her new friend Bianca, and her new boyfriend Yukio are hanging out away from the crowd. Because they don't want to be there anyway...
And lastly, Asudem is sleeping under an umbrella. Beside her, a stone-looking statue of Stodgy Squirrel is attempting to grab something unmentionable. Asudem appears smug.
The evening is spent with laughs, beachball and a little swimming. Everyone had a good time.
Meanwhile, not far down the beach...
A cliff, beaten by years of waves. The darkness of a cave quivers beneath the glint of a torch. An ominous chanting wafts through the air. Purple spindles of energy swirl into a pool of iridescent light. A young hooded boy is ushered forward. The boy struggles to escape.
Slimy tendrils reach out from the abyss and grab him.
Chanting increases.
The boy is taken.
Point Tally:
Pianotm: 17 Nose-Bleed Tokens, 5 Plot Points, BONUS: 1 Yukio Nose-Bleed Token
MrChearlie: 13 Nose-Bleed Tokens, 7 Plot Points, BONUS: 1 School-Wide Nose-Bleed Token
Frogge: 1 Nose-Bleed Token, 3 Plot Points
Delsin: 18 Plot Points
Plot Point Winner: DELSIN7! Gain +20 additional Plot Points!
Nose-Bleed Token Winner: PIANOTM! Gain +10 additional Plot Points!
Bonus: PIANOTM & MRCHEARLIE! Gain +5 additional Plot Points!
Participation: FROGGE & MrCHEARLIE! Gain +5 additional Plot Points!
Total Plot Points will be on the Original Post, with you character sheets! If you want to spend them on upgrading your current character, or save them for a future character, that's plenty fine. Good game, everyone!
The kiss lands on an unsuspecting Baka Gaijin. His face turns bright red and his eyes go wonky. Is this love?
+10 Nose-Bleed Tokens!
MrChearlie / Parmesan
Everyone stops throwing food, almost immediately. Food even stops flying through the air to stop and gaze -- nay -- gawk, as Parmesan whips out her bazookas. For everyone to see. Alongside a helping of attention calling from Parmesan, herself.
The cafeteria is in silence. A sudden flash of light indicates that Stodgy Squirrel just got his centerfold picture for the school yearbook.
Across the cafeteria, Baka Gaijin, locked in a lip battle with Marla opens one eye to see why everything went quiet. Only to see the glorious parmesans.
Baka can no longer take it. A fountain of noseblood streams from their portholes, drenching Marla in the process, which sends Baka rocketing out of the cafe---through the roof.
An eruption of laughter rings out, which lasts for some while.
In the end, Baka Gaijin spends the rest of year known as Baka "Bloody Monday" Gaijin.
+10 Nose-Bleed Tokens!
+1 School-Wide Nose-Bleed Token!
Delsin 7 / Rosa
With all the change in atmosphere, Rosa lets fly her potato to recommence the food fight, but she misses Stodgy Squirrel (her intended target) and manages to bean Marla square in the bloodsoaked head.
-2 Damage to Marla!
+10 Plot Points!
Because all the students were involved with the food fight, the principal decides to suspend everyone two days! Which is perfect, because tomorrow is the beach party.
Baka Gaijin and Marla arrive together. And find that Parmesan and Dominic are already playing volleyball and enjoying themselves with a lot of other popular kids. Parmesan's popularity, especially with the boys, skyrocketed the day before.
Rosa and her new friend Bianca, and her new boyfriend Yukio are hanging out away from the crowd. Because they don't want to be there anyway...
And lastly, Asudem is sleeping under an umbrella. Beside her, a stone-looking statue of Stodgy Squirrel is attempting to grab something unmentionable. Asudem appears smug.
The evening is spent with laughs, beachball and a little swimming. Everyone had a good time.
Meanwhile, not far down the beach...
A cliff, beaten by years of waves. The darkness of a cave quivers beneath the glint of a torch. An ominous chanting wafts through the air. Purple spindles of energy swirl into a pool of iridescent light. A young hooded boy is ushered forward. The boy struggles to escape.
Slimy tendrils reach out from the abyss and grab him.
Chanting increases.
The boy is taken.
THE END
Point Tally:
Pianotm: 17 Nose-Bleed Tokens, 5 Plot Points, BONUS: 1 Yukio Nose-Bleed Token
MrChearlie: 13 Nose-Bleed Tokens, 7 Plot Points, BONUS: 1 School-Wide Nose-Bleed Token
Frogge: 1 Nose-Bleed Token, 3 Plot Points
Delsin: 18 Plot Points
Plot Point Winner: DELSIN7! Gain +20 additional Plot Points!
Nose-Bleed Token Winner: PIANOTM! Gain +10 additional Plot Points!
Bonus: PIANOTM & MRCHEARLIE! Gain +5 additional Plot Points!
Participation: FROGGE & MrCHEARLIE! Gain +5 additional Plot Points!
Total Plot Points will be on the Original Post, with you character sheets! If you want to spend them on upgrading your current character, or save them for a future character, that's plenty fine. Good game, everyone!
Is there anything more to the signup process than posting to say so?
'Cuz I could totally be Rashers.
'Cuz I could totally be Rashers.
We have a bacon! That's all there is to it. First come, first serve.
Also, if you want to change the description or gender or name of your character, that's fine. I will keep stats, items, and beliefs/goals the same though. I built these specifically to fill certain dynamics.
Also, if you want to change the description or gender or name of your character, that's fine. I will keep stats, items, and beliefs/goals the same though. I built these specifically to fill certain dynamics.
And now, Adventure 5!
A Quick Flick.
Starring...
Wilton the Wolf played by... Shinan
+3 Plot Point
Current HP: 1
HP: 11
Muscle: 6
Zip: 3
Smarts: 1
Chutzpah: 2
Description: A rough and tumble wolf, wearing pants with the legs torn off just below his knees. His enormous feet are clad in red skater shoes. His fur is grey and mangy. Big claws protrude from each of his fingers. Bigger, and sharper, teeth fill his mouth.
Beliefs & Goals:
Believes himself to be the strongest, toughest, meanest darn Wolf in the whole town.
His goal is to remind anyone who will listen.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 9
Climb 9
Fight 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing 9
Throw 9
Zip Skills:
Dodge 8
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 3
Jump 3
Ride 3
Run 3
Swim 3
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 1
Identify Dangerous Thing 1
Read 1
Resist Fast-Talk 1
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 1
Track/Cover Tracks 5
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 2
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 2
Sleight of Hand 2
Sneak 2
Inventory:
Rubber Bands, Baling Wire, Cigars, Newspaper, Genie Bottle ("Good for One Wish"), Anvil, Boxing Gloves (+1 Damage), Alarm Clock.
+Natural Claws (+1 Damage)
+1 Boot (1d6+1 damage, thrown)
Natural Enemies:
Mouse, Pig, Monkey.
Rashers the Pig played by... halibabica
+7 Plot Points
Current HP: 1
HP: 10
Muscle: 2
Zip: 1
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 4
Description: A roly-poly pig from Out of Town. He speaks with an unrecognizable foreign accent. Wears too-tight shorts, which are held up by suspenders. Around his neck, he wears a yellow and red polka dotted bow-tie (despite not wearing a shirt!). On his eyes, he wears enormous round glasses.
Beliefs & Goals:
Believes that he is a smart Piggly-Wiggly and that everyone else is dumb.
His goal is to show off his intelligence by explaining his intellectual theories.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 2
Fight 6
Pick Up Heavy Thing 6
Throw 4
Zip Skills:
Dodge 1
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 4
Jump 1
Ride 2
Run 2
Swim 1
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 9
Identify Dangerous Thing 7
Read 8
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 7
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 4
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 4
Sleight of Hand 4
Sneak 4
Inventory:
Bag of Dinner (1 use, player choice what is inside the bag), Banana (with peel), Toupee, Bowtie, Magnifying Glass, Smart Phone (with "An App for That!" works like a Gizmo), Groucho Marx Disguise, Dunce Cap
+Sleep Away Pills
+Cup of Coffee
+"Interesting" Magazine
+Taser (1d6+2 Damage)
+Ring of Keys
+Sleeping Mask
+Sleeping Cap
+Ear Plugs
+Cracker Snack
+Pillow of Feathers
+Sleeping Pills
+Alarm Clock
+Chamomile Tea
Natural Enemies:
Wolf, Mouse, Monkey
Milo the Mouse played by... Hexatona
+3 Plot Point
Current HP: 1
HP: 8
Muscle: 4
Zip: 6
Smarts: 2
Chutzpah: 1
Description:
A lithe mouse with squinty eyes, and a thousand-inch stare. Wears an old duster coat and a bandolier. A wrapped bandage near the middle of the tail.
Beliefs & Goals:
Believes that every mouse has to stand alone.
Goal is to look for reasons to get revenge on someone.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 4
Zip Skills:
Dodge 9
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 9
Jump 9
Ride 9
Run 6
Swim 6
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 5
Identify Dangerous Thing 2
Read 2
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 4
Set/Disarm Trap 5
Track/Cover Tracks 2
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 4
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods
Sleight of Hand 1
Sneak 5
Inventory:
Duster coat, Bandolier (has enough bullets to last the adventure), Oil Can, Matches, Picture of Family, Pocketknife, Bear Trap, Revolver.
Natural Enemies:
EVERYONE.
Hahn McAvian played by... Dudesoft
Current HP: 6
HP: 12
Muscle: 5
Zip: 2
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 6
Description: A haggard-looking rooster, slouched over with the weight of sleepless fatigue on his shoulders. Working the graveyard shift at the cemetery leaves this rooster to attempt sleeping during the noisiest time of day.
Beliefs & Goals: Dreaming is life's only joy. Do anything to sleep.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 6
Climb 6
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 5
Throw 8
Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 8
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 8
Inventory:
Natural Enemies:
Foxes, the Sun, Intruders
Location: Suburb Development Lot #667.
Situation: The most advanced technological house ever built is FREE. At least that's what the advertisement said. Local bazillionaire, Moolfred Funbags, is offering free ownership of this house for any single person who spends the night there. The offer is void if more than one person is there (or conscious) in the morning when the Inspector arrives.
Goal: Stay the night inside Lot 667. Be the only remaining person in the house!
-The game will be over when any player has made all other players Fall Down (reach 0 HP) twice. (This means you must be the one dealing the fatal blow.)
-There are several ways to earn Plot Points in this adventure. There are also a few ways to lose Plot Points.
-The winner will be the player with the most Plot Points.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
It is a cold night in Forest Town. Everyone is tucked in bed in their cottages, apartments and well-to-do mansions. Winter is coming, and there are exactly three individuals without a roof over their heads. Wilton the Wolf, Rashers the Pig, and Milo the Mouse have found themselves standing outside of Lot 667; an urban development project spearheaded by Moolfred Funbags, local bazillionaire.
The ad in the newspaper said that anyone can have the house. They just need to be the first to claim it in the morning when an Inspector arrives.
Wilton, Rashers, and Milo know that they will have to out-wit one another to claim this house for themselves. Yet, at this moment, they stand together. Huddled against the brisk winter wind. Before them stands a 10-foot high chain-link fence that seems to encircle the famed house.
Just as advertised!
The house itself is plain as day, behind the fence. It looks beautiful. New thermal-absorbing roof panels heat the entire place to a perfect tropical temperature. Wide windows give glimpses inside to a fully-furnished interior of the most expensive quality. And for some reason, the smell of cooked turkey is lingering in the air.
All of you are standing on the West side of the fence. You can hear NPR radio to the North, and a sort of pu-cha! sound to the South.
A Quick Flick.
Starring...
Wilton the Wolf played by... Shinan
+3 Plot Point
Current HP: 1
HP: 11
Muscle: 6
Zip: 3
Smarts: 1
Chutzpah: 2
Description: A rough and tumble wolf, wearing pants with the legs torn off just below his knees. His enormous feet are clad in red skater shoes. His fur is grey and mangy. Big claws protrude from each of his fingers. Bigger, and sharper, teeth fill his mouth.
Beliefs & Goals:
Believes himself to be the strongest, toughest, meanest darn Wolf in the whole town.
His goal is to remind anyone who will listen.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 9
Climb 9
Fight 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing 9
Throw 9
Zip Skills:
Dodge 8
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 3
Jump 3
Ride 3
Run 3
Swim 3
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 1
Identify Dangerous Thing 1
Read 1
Resist Fast-Talk 1
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 1
Track/Cover Tracks 5
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 2
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 2
Sleight of Hand 2
Sneak 2
Inventory:
Rubber Bands, Baling Wire, Cigars, Newspaper, Genie Bottle ("Good for One Wish"), Anvil, Boxing Gloves (+1 Damage), Alarm Clock.
+Natural Claws (+1 Damage)
+1 Boot (1d6+1 damage, thrown)
Natural Enemies:
Mouse, Pig, Monkey.
Rashers the Pig played by... halibabica
+7 Plot Points
Current HP: 1
HP: 10
Muscle: 2
Zip: 1
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 4
Description: A roly-poly pig from Out of Town. He speaks with an unrecognizable foreign accent. Wears too-tight shorts, which are held up by suspenders. Around his neck, he wears a yellow and red polka dotted bow-tie (despite not wearing a shirt!). On his eyes, he wears enormous round glasses.
Beliefs & Goals:
Believes that he is a smart Piggly-Wiggly and that everyone else is dumb.
His goal is to show off his intelligence by explaining his intellectual theories.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 2
Fight 6
Pick Up Heavy Thing 6
Throw 4
Zip Skills:
Dodge 1
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 4
Jump 1
Ride 2
Run 2
Swim 1
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 9
Identify Dangerous Thing 7
Read 8
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 7
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 4
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 4
Sleight of Hand 4
Sneak 4
Inventory:
Bag of Dinner (1 use, player choice what is inside the bag), Banana (with peel), Toupee, Bowtie, Magnifying Glass, Smart Phone (with "An App for That!" works like a Gizmo), Groucho Marx Disguise, Dunce Cap
+Sleep Away Pills
+Cup of Coffee
+"Interesting" Magazine
+Taser (1d6+2 Damage)
+Ring of Keys
+Sleeping Mask
+Sleeping Cap
+Ear Plugs
+Cracker Snack
+Pillow of Feathers
+Sleeping Pills
+Alarm Clock
+Chamomile Tea
Natural Enemies:
Wolf, Mouse, Monkey
Milo the Mouse played by... Hexatona
+3 Plot Point
Current HP: 1
HP: 8
Muscle: 4
Zip: 6
Smarts: 2
Chutzpah: 1
Description:
A lithe mouse with squinty eyes, and a thousand-inch stare. Wears an old duster coat and a bandolier. A wrapped bandage near the middle of the tail.
Beliefs & Goals:
Believes that every mouse has to stand alone.
Goal is to look for reasons to get revenge on someone.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 4
Zip Skills:
Dodge 9
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 9
Jump 9
Ride 9
Run 6
Swim 6
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 5
Identify Dangerous Thing 2
Read 2
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 4
Set/Disarm Trap 5
Track/Cover Tracks 2
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 4
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods
Sleight of Hand 1
Sneak 5
Inventory:
Duster coat, Bandolier (has enough bullets to last the adventure), Oil Can, Matches, Picture of Family, Pocketknife, Bear Trap, Revolver.
Natural Enemies:
EVERYONE.
Hahn McAvian played by... Dudesoft
Current HP: 6
HP: 12
Muscle: 5
Zip: 2
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 6
Description: A haggard-looking rooster, slouched over with the weight of sleepless fatigue on his shoulders. Working the graveyard shift at the cemetery leaves this rooster to attempt sleeping during the noisiest time of day.
Beliefs & Goals: Dreaming is life's only joy. Do anything to sleep.
Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 6
Climb 6
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 5
Throw 8
Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4
Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 8
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6
Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 8
Inventory:
Natural Enemies:
Foxes, the Sun, Intruders
Location: Suburb Development Lot #667.
Situation: The most advanced technological house ever built is FREE. At least that's what the advertisement said. Local bazillionaire, Moolfred Funbags, is offering free ownership of this house for any single person who spends the night there. The offer is void if more than one person is there (or conscious) in the morning when the Inspector arrives.
Goal: Stay the night inside Lot 667. Be the only remaining person in the house!
-The game will be over when any player has made all other players Fall Down (reach 0 HP) twice. (This means you must be the one dealing the fatal blow.)
-There are several ways to earn Plot Points in this adventure. There are also a few ways to lose Plot Points.
-The winner will be the player with the most Plot Points.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
It is a cold night in Forest Town. Everyone is tucked in bed in their cottages, apartments and well-to-do mansions. Winter is coming, and there are exactly three individuals without a roof over their heads. Wilton the Wolf, Rashers the Pig, and Milo the Mouse have found themselves standing outside of Lot 667; an urban development project spearheaded by Moolfred Funbags, local bazillionaire.
The ad in the newspaper said that anyone can have the house. They just need to be the first to claim it in the morning when an Inspector arrives.
Wilton, Rashers, and Milo know that they will have to out-wit one another to claim this house for themselves. Yet, at this moment, they stand together. Huddled against the brisk winter wind. Before them stands a 10-foot high chain-link fence that seems to encircle the famed house.
Just as advertised!
The house itself is plain as day, behind the fence. It looks beautiful. New thermal-absorbing roof panels heat the entire place to a perfect tropical temperature. Wide windows give glimpses inside to a fully-furnished interior of the most expensive quality. And for some reason, the smell of cooked turkey is lingering in the air.
All of you are standing on the West side of the fence. You can hear NPR radio to the North, and a sort of pu-cha! sound to the South.
"Well, you losers have fun out here, I'm just, ah, goin in."
I try to fit through the chain link fence with my smallness.
5 + 3 = 8
I try to fit through the chain link fence with my smallness.
5 + 3 = 8
Shinan
4314
"You fools don't stand a chance. I am at the top of this food chain."
and then I go through the chain link fence.
1+5=6
and then I go through the chain link fence.
1+5=6
Hexatona / Milo
The tiny size of the mouse slips through the chain links without any incident! Milo is now on the lawn of the house.
halibabica / Rashers
To the North, Rashers comes across a small control booth and security gate. A similar in style to a railroad crossing bar. Inside the booth, he spots a guard who is so sleepy that he does not in turn spot Rashers.
The name badge on the security guard's shirt says, "Hahn McAvian". A little weird to have an entire name on a badge. Though, a little weird to see a sleepy rooster guarding the prized house.
The NPR station is talking at length about the kids today and how people just need to settle down and stop being offended by things.
+1 Plot Point, for discovering Hahn McAvian!
Shinan / Wilton
Wilton the Wolf easily slams through the fence, but along the way learns the dramatic truth that this is an electric fence!
-2 points of Damage! (current HP will be reflected in the first post of this Adventure)
The noise made by Wilton crashing through the gate is substantial.
Hahn McAvian, the security guard, stands up and looks towards the sound in the fence. It is too dark for him to see anything.
The tiny size of the mouse slips through the chain links without any incident! Milo is now on the lawn of the house.
halibabica / Rashers
To the North, Rashers comes across a small control booth and security gate. A similar in style to a railroad crossing bar. Inside the booth, he spots a guard who is so sleepy that he does not in turn spot Rashers.
The name badge on the security guard's shirt says, "Hahn McAvian". A little weird to have an entire name on a badge. Though, a little weird to see a sleepy rooster guarding the prized house.
The NPR station is talking at length about the kids today and how people just need to settle down and stop being offended by things.
+1 Plot Point, for discovering Hahn McAvian!
Shinan / Wilton
Wilton the Wolf easily slams through the fence, but along the way learns the dramatic truth that this is an electric fence!
-2 points of Damage! (current HP will be reflected in the first post of this Adventure)
The noise made by Wilton crashing through the gate is substantial.
Hahn McAvian, the security guard, stands up and looks towards the sound in the fence. It is too dark for him to see anything.
Attempt to convince Hahn to investigate the noise in person.
"I say, gewd sirr, that mayy need yewr attention straight awei."
5 & 1
"I say, gewd sirr, that mayy need yewr attention straight awei."
5 & 1
I make a mad dash for the door of the house, hopeing to get inside and lock the door behind me!
2 + 5 = 7
2 + 5 = 7
Shinan
4314
"Well that was a shocker." I grunt as I turn around to the nearest traffic sign to rip it out of the ground and use it to pole vault over the fence.
6+2=8
EDIT: Or wait. did I get through the fence? Then I guess I don't need to pole vault over it anymore.
In that case my action would be something like. Howl at the moon before marching towards the building. (and still say "Well that was a shocker" somewhere in that)
6+2=8
EDIT: Or wait. did I get through the fence? Then I guess I don't need to pole vault over it anymore.
In that case my action would be something like. Howl at the moon before marching towards the building. (and still say "Well that was a shocker" somewhere in that)
halibabica / Rashers
Hahn McAvian, who had no idea that Rashers was nearby, jumps into the air. Hitting his head on the ceiling of his security booth.
BONK!!!
Dealing -3 Damage to Hahn McAvian!
"Who's there?! What in---YAWN---Tar Nation is going on here?" Hahn shouts, stifling his ever-present sleepiness. Clearly distrustful of Rashers, Hahn promptly pulls out his taser.
Hexatona / Milo
The little mouse makes short work of the yard, and finds himself facing the enormous (to him) front door. Despite this, manages to wiggle the handle only to find that the front door is locked and will require a key to enter. Beside the door, Milo sees a sign with a bunch of words printed in difficult-to-read computer typing. With squinty eyes, he manages to make out "Your Home Tomorrow" followed by a lot of gibberish. Seems pretty promising. It will be his home tomorrow, after all!
Below the sign is a series of little buttons. None of which are labeled, as the house is currently not-quite-finished.
Shinan / Wilton
After landing a zinger, Wilton begins howling at the moon with all his lung capacity, triggers a nearby annoyed house owner. The house owner shouts "Shaddap!" and throws an old boot, which clocks Wilton in the noggin.
-4 Damage!
+1 Plot Point for the joke!
Wilton does not move towards the front door and instead stands still, vibrating on the spot. (Shockwaves from the boot!)
Hahn McAvian, who had no idea that Rashers was nearby, jumps into the air. Hitting his head on the ceiling of his security booth.
BONK!!!
Dealing -3 Damage to Hahn McAvian!
"Who's there?! What in---YAWN---Tar Nation is going on here?" Hahn shouts, stifling his ever-present sleepiness. Clearly distrustful of Rashers, Hahn promptly pulls out his taser.
Hexatona / Milo
The little mouse makes short work of the yard, and finds himself facing the enormous (to him) front door. Despite this, manages to wiggle the handle only to find that the front door is locked and will require a key to enter. Beside the door, Milo sees a sign with a bunch of words printed in difficult-to-read computer typing. With squinty eyes, he manages to make out "Your Home Tomorrow" followed by a lot of gibberish. Seems pretty promising. It will be his home tomorrow, after all!
Below the sign is a series of little buttons. None of which are labeled, as the house is currently not-quite-finished.
Shinan / Wilton
After landing a zinger, Wilton begins howling at the moon with all his lung capacity, triggers a nearby annoyed house owner. The house owner shouts "Shaddap!" and throws an old boot, which clocks Wilton in the noggin.
-4 Damage!
+1 Plot Point for the joke!
Wilton does not move towards the front door and instead stands still, vibrating on the spot. (Shockwaves from the boot!)
Shinan
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After the shockwaves wear off (maybe I see stars and faceplant into the ground before jumping up) I turn to and raise my fist in the direction the boot came from.
"When I own this house I'll make sure to huff and puff your apart."
Then I pick up the boot and examine it before hopefully trying to approach the building one more time. (without stepping on, say a rake)
4+3=7
"When I own this house I'll make sure to huff and puff your apart."
Then I pick up the boot and examine it before hopefully trying to approach the building one more time. (without stepping on, say a rake)
4+3=7
"My apolewgies, sirr." I hold up my hands non-threateningly. "Allew me to introdewce myself: I am Rashers, and there are tew suspiseeus characters trying to break in the front."
3 & 2
3 & 2
