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"This is good...I think." ★★★★★ - hbgames.org (2021)



"Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions"

I saw a bunch of rpgmaker games based on the Steamed Hams meme,
and was bummed that none of those games used footage from
the show... so I decided to take a shot at it.

"Steamed Hams, but it's an rpgmaker2003 game" is a tech demo that utilizes:
Cherry's new picture-in-battles feature
hedge1's spritesheet creator (revised/updated this method)
and converted videos with methods used from the rpgmaker2003 video thread.

Download now available

If you liked what you played, Be sure to nominate/vote on this tech demo demo during the 2019 Misao awards for:
"Punniest Game Alive"
"Lawsuit Waiting to Happen" Award
"Trippiest Game"
The "How the Hell Did They Do That?" Award
"Best Game Title"

EDIT: Honestly, this game works better as a video, but I thought I'd upload it anyways for those curious.
Please, only play this in window mode/or GDI rendering turned on.

If you wanna see a game that uses the same tech but without the memes.
Please check out SideWinder's Bounty Angel and Psi Dogs: Suns of Antares

For more traditional jrpgs:
please check out IGCM winner LRD's game: Theia - The Crimson Eclipse (Now Avaiable!)
MacBob's game I Want to Bring Her Back to Life but I Don't Know Where to Start
and vistorsfromdream's Shooty and the Catfish (Episode 1 now available)

Also Grimps: a Christmas Puzzle is the Diehard of Arcade Christmas Puzzles!

It's a great time to be an rpgmaker!

Special Thanks to
TheGameArchivist, Darken, anyon175, and Tau. This game was made possible by
using various methods and techniques found in old rpgmaker games from the rpgmakerarchive thread.

When I'm not making silly tech demos, I'm usually playtesting through EASYRPG or archiving them through RMARCHIVE.TK. By contributing to these sites you are ensuring more cool games like this one can be made in the future. So, please check it out RMARCHIVE.TK and EASYRPG.org when you have the chance.
Also please check out RMHISTORIA!

Additional Credits
Show

Music:
RPGMAKER2003 RTP MUSIC by Yohta Kitagami
"Skinner & The Superintendent" midi by Luineny/Lu9

"As I Gaze into the Starless Sky" by The Aurora Principle

Skinner Sprite: Simpsons Road Rage for GameBoy Advance

Inspired by:
Steamed Hams but it's MegaMan Battle Network
Steamed Hams buy it's a hastily made RPG
Steamed Hams but Skinner Never Lies to Chalmers

The Simpsons - Episodes:
Season 5, "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Season 7, "22 Short Films About Springfield"
Season 9, "The Principal and The Pauper"

Latest Blog

Steamed Hams but it's SilverGunner?

Special thanks to business snek illy for bringing this to my attention.

I don't normally post stuff like this, cause i'm not much of a social media mongel, I have no idea how this works.
This actually happened earlier this year, but I'm posting it now so it won't fade into google search result obscurity.
I've been silvegunner'd:




Special Thanks to Luineny/Lu9. It's actually their work.

Back in 2018 when the Steamed Hams meme was in full swing. I was looking over a bunch of steamed ham vids. and I stumbled upon this midi they created. It was brilliant. You got this really great midi track that perfectly encapsulates the Skinner & Superintendent theme song in all it's sweet early 2000-ish internet rm2k3 soundtrack glory. But after watching a bunch of rpgmaker steamed ham rpgmaker games on youtube, it made me kind of angry no one was using it? Like, no one was using this in an rpgmaker game, when it should be in an rpgmaker game. How could you not use it? it's perfect! So, like a lot of the stuff that's in SH I decided to steal it/include it.

please check out Lu9's youtube channel and give them..."props"?
look esby, I'm sorry, I don't know what the kids do these days. I'm not "cool" anymore.

But seriously, this was great. Kind of bummed they took down their midi music site cause there was a lot of great stuff on there.
Anyone still creating midi music in 2018 is probably at the top of their craft. No joke.

Thank you Lu9, you're a cool guy! ♥
...My roast is ruined!!!
"Superintendent, I hope you're ready for a mouth-watering PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!"
That feeling when you want to use a Tent, but you’re stuck in an Unforgettable Luncheon.
GAMEOVER: UP YOURS CHILDREN!

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TrashCanEnthusiast
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07/23/2023 06:49 PM
Oh my god........ I ded rofl
LordBlueRouge
2143
11/27/2023 04:35 AM
Not mine.
I didn't make this. I saw this maybe 5 days after it premiered.
I've been holding off on it cuz I wasn't quite how peeps would react to it.
But it's the funniest thing I've seen this year. I've watched it about 50 times already.
It reminds me of time when Newgrounds use to have video dubs on their site.
So fucking funny.



You see these pigtails?
I regret it
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