ALPHAOMEGA247'S PROFILE

Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
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What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

I'm pretty sure it's $60 for the game alone. I got the version bundled with the game, the GameCube controller adapter, and that Smash-branded GameCube controller. You know, because Smash Bros. can't be played on just ANY controller, and the million other GC controllers that I own aren't good enough.

ALSO: Fuck amiibos. I will NEVER EVER in a million years pay any amount of money for a freaking Mario Skylander.

[Poll] Favorite Link Incarnation

I reckon there ain't enough room for the two of us in this here kingdom, Ganondorf.

*sips milk*

Eldin Bridge. High noon.

The Ban Game

I ban seiromem for (surprise!) having that ridiculous apostrophe in his avatar.

What are you thinking about right now?

There is a chance that I would not mind trying this out, either.

author=Linkis
WOW, what an apology :) and so sincere.... How could I not accept? :)
Personally, I would've held a grudge for a really long time. :P

What are you thinking about right now?

My Dearest Linkis,

It has recently come to my attention that I have, in a tragic act of ineptitude, attributed the vile and corrosive words of Corfaisus to your person. This act, though heinous, was not intentional on my part, as my weary mind was enraptured by the lambent blood moon perched high in the pale morning sky. Additionally, I am a noob and incapable of operating these newfangled electronic devices. I pray to the Goddesses that you have it within your soul to accept my most sincere apology. If my humble words prove insufficient, e-hugs may be provided for a small donation to the AlphaOmega Fan Club.

Sincerely,
Alpha

author=Corfaisus
author=AlphaOmega247
Really? I arise looking positively radiant and float to the bathroom on a cloud surrounded by rainbows and butterflies and leaves tulip petals in its wake.
On the other hand, you're Link, so it kind of evens out.
I am left handed with blonde hair and blue eyes... The physique isn't quite a match, though. I'm... uh... much better built than Link... Yeah... *cough*

The ^ < v game

^ Was surprisingly spot on, aside from the significant other part.

< Forever alone. Not an avid stargazer, either. I can literally see like 3 stars in the sky at night due to my unfortunate proximity to Detroit.

v Is far, far away from Detroit.

[Poll] Favorite Link Incarnation

Obviously, I love the way Link looks in Hyrule Warriors, but I've yet to actually play the game. Out of the choices available, Toon Link is probably my favorite, mostly because of The Wind Waker. He's got some real personality in that game that's absent in most of the others.

If we're going by design, I would count Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures Link as Toon Link; all of the official artwork depicts the various Links in the toon style, even if the games themselves skew closer to A Link to the Past. If we're going by the timeline, I'll probably just go cross-eyed.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

I don't usually preorder games, but I knew that Smash would be sold out (and it was), so I made sure to place my preorder well in advance. And today I liberated another $100 from my wallet for the Wii U version. I'm gonna be poor soon!

The ^ < v game

^ Is under the impression that I get to sleep in.

< Saw the eclipse and took several horrid pictures of it.

v Is wearing clothes. Hopefully.

What are you thinking about right now?

That is one cute kid.

author=Linkis
We all wake up exactly the same way; our hair a mess and our eyes crusted with mucus. We all slump out of bed and drag ourselves to the restroom to void our bowels/bladders before pawing at breakfast. We all get that need to scratch our backs/armpits/faces once in a while. Why not be real about it?
Really? I arise looking positively radiant and float to the bathroom on a cloud surrounded by rainbows and butterflies and leaves tulip petals in its wake.