ALPHAOMEGA247'S PROFILE

Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
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How do you make enemies?

I've discovered that a good way to lose friends is to imply that their mother is a llama. Alpacas and guanacos REALLY hate that. Leaving rotten turnips in someone's sock drawer is also a sure-fire way to unfriend them.

Though if we're being serious, I am literally the same as kentona. Except not Canadian.

The Ban Game

I ban pianotm keeping brie in the fridge. Man, nobody wants people like that around here. :P

The ^ < v game

^ Eats way fancier shit than I do.

< Is eating Cookie Crisp. And has never had a wedge of brie in the fridge.

v Has alektorophobia.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but it gives you gastrointestinal distress. Sorry.

I wish that a giant wind gust would blow all of the leaves out of my yard so I wouldn't have to rake them.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

author=kentona
the way you have to torque your wrist to hit the B button is horrid, and you need a double-jointed thumb to hit X, and the tiny C-stick is unreachable. On a normal SNES or Wii Classic controller, your thumbjoint rests comfortably on the B button and the other 3 are quick and natural and easy to reach.

the three-pronged N64 feels more natural, and that's saying something
lol dud ur wack man heheheh :P

I guess I can see where you're coming from; the button layout for the GC controller isn't always ideal. I know that the Mega Man Anniversary Collection was virtually unplayable for me due to the GC controller. But in most cases, it worked just fine. I guess it just comes down to personal preference... like... everything, I guess.

The N64 controller is a curious creature, though. My time spent with it has been very limited, but I'm not even sure how to hold it. I guess a lot of people hold onto the middle prong and control the stick with their thumb, but that just feels wrong to me. I have to hold onto the left side and operate the stick with my index finger on top/thumb on the bottom. And even THAT is awkward for me.

How do you make friends?

author=yuna21
Hi five, Alpha. XD
Right on! Those three hobbies have killed more hours of time that I could possibly hope to recount, but it's all time well spent, I think. I'm sure you'd agree. XD

The Ban Game

I ban Marrend for not bludgeoning me with inspiration. I remain uninspired.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Wow, that must be some grocery store. I work at a grocery store and the only video games we have are like... Deal or No Deal for the DS. They go straight into the bargain bin. That must be some family you have, too. My parents won't come within 20 feet of a video game.

And despite my anti-amiibo stance, I know I won't be able to resist buying a few for the same reasons as you. I have a shit-ton of video game figurines sitting on my shelves, and I probably won't be able to pass up the opportunity to have Link, Mega Man, and my beloved Robin on the shelf. But that's where they'll stay. I'll never EVER use them in a game! I mean it!

author=kentona
The GC controller is the worst controller I've ever used. And yes I had an N64 and Atari 2600.
The Xbox 360 controller is probably my favorite, though I have no issues with the GameCube controller. Honestly, I think it's probably Nintendo's best controller (maybe second to the SNES), though that isn't really saying much. I hated the Wii Remote + Nunchuk, I don't like the GamePad, and the Wii U Pro Controller... well, that right C stick is totally in the wrong spot.

How do you make friends?

I'm awful at making friends in real life, mostly because I'm exceptionally private. Even when I know that the person I'm talking with shares my interests, for some reason I just don't feel comfortable revealing anything about myself or said interests. It literally takes ages for me to open up to people. Once I do, everything is fine, but getting to that point is a long and arduous process... and I'm eternally grateful for the friends I have who stuck around all that time.

I'm not as bad on the Internet, but it's still not super easy for me to insert myself into a community like this one. I lurked around here for a long time before I decided that you weren't entirely awful people and there was a chance that I might fit in and perhaps even make a friend or two. Or none.

author=yuna21
Most of my common interests ( making games, Fire Emblem and the Sims )
I love all of those things. XD

author=BizarreMonkey
It is admittedly... not quite the same as being there with them, but I still consider my online friends far closer despite our physical distance.
This. I was sick on New Year's Eve last year, so I was unable to go out or do anything. I wound up spending the entire night online with my Internet friends, and I think I probably had a better time with them than I would have had with my real life friends.

What are you thinking about right now?

author=Antilurker77
Only 35 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes to go.
What, pray tell, is so special about November 14?