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And now it's ready for consumption. Get it while it's hot. I'm going to rest.

After a bit of finagling, I got: Kirby x Red XIII. Oh joyous day:

Kirby: Puyo! Puyo puyo!

Kirby bounced around excitedly as the star which took it to the next world appeared, having just defeated the boss of the land. With a hop, Kirby boarded the star and took off into the skies...

And crash landed in the world of Final Fantasy VII?!

Aeris: Boy, I sure hope nothing bad happens on our detour around... what was this place called again?

Cloud: Cosmo Canyon, I believe.

Aeris: Right, "Cosmo Canyon". The fire is nice and the people seem friendly. Would be a shame if-

Like a lightning bolt from the Lifestream, Kirby's star streaks out of the sky and lands near the campfire in the center of the village, unfortunately impaling Aeris. She goes limp and the White Materia wrapped in her ribbon bounces along the floor.

Cloud: Aeris! NOOOOOO!

In the distance on a high hilltop by the petrified body of Seto stands the appearance of Sephiroth, sizing up his signature Masamune, a bit disappointed that it would no longer taste precious plot significance. He shrugs and vanishes over the side of the hill.

Cloud: You alien... how COULD YOU?!

Kirby: Puyo?

Cloud: She'll never laugh again... never cry...

Red XIII turned to look at the pink puffball, seeing no malice in its spirit.

Red XIII: Cloud, I don't think it meant any harm.

Cloud: What does it matter?! She's dead!

Red XIII: Give me a moment with our "alien"; I'll figure out what it wants.

Red XIII leads Kirby along away from the grief-stricken Strife. With a sniff, the wolf learns nothing. With a taste, still nothing... but with an ear to the creature, a sound erupts - it is the sound of hunger. Kirby looks to the wolf with a frown along its face.

Kirby: P-Puyo!

Red XIII: You are hungry, little one... Stay here.

Nanaki escapes into the cliff side and returns with a basket of fruit. Taking an apple into his jaw, he reaches out to the starved Star Warrior and motions to it. Kirby waddles over and opens its mouth to accept the apple, but gets a bit too close and its mouth meets with Nanaki's. They stare at each other for a minute, but Nanaki releases the apple as Kirby begins salivating all over its half.

Red XIII: Eat; it's yours.

Kirby starts sucking on the apple, shifting it along in its puffy cheeks before swallowing. Kirby then opens its mouth again and starts using its little pointy arms to direct the wolf to it. Nanaki, at first confused but receiving the implication, reaches into the basket and pulls out a banana and directs it to the powder puff's mouth. Kirby wraps what can only be loosely described as its lips around the banana and begins suckling intently, trying to wrestle the banana from Nanaki's teeth. The wolf leans in yet doesn't relinquish the banana to his guest, instead letting their mouths meet again.

Kirby: Dupu...

Kirby motions slowly - its mouth filled with the dampened banana. Nanaki quickly finds the sides of his head encased in the balloon's stout appendages. Suddenly, the fruit is loosened from Kirby's grasp, the peel torn in half and only preserved on the wolf's end - the exposed food stuffs still fresh underneath. Nanaki drops the banana, yet Kirby's mitts still rest around his face.

Red XIII: ... Are you no longer hungry?

Kirby: Puyo...

Kirby closes its eyes and plants a sloppy wet kiss on the nose of Nanaki, sending a chill down his spine. His eyes open wide as his alien companion lets go of his snout and reaches around for the banana.

But it was not the banana Nanaki anticipated. That night, as Cloud prepared funeral arrangements for the fallen flower girl, Kirby added a new power-up to its arsenal against the Nightmare - one that made it appear more wolfish.

It should be "Corporation".