CORFAISUS'S PROFILE

Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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"Winning" internet arguments via dismissive hyperbolic falsehoods and selective ignorance.

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"Take this beautiful moment and make a joke out of it. If you can't, you're a slave to it."

"The imperfections show the face."
Tales from Zilmurik
Epic of Damnation and Redemption

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Post your pets here


By the time you see her, it's too late.
Ninja cat.


Rescued from the street.

Post your pets here

Only the dumbest.

Tyson, named after the chicken and not the boxer, I'm almost certain.

He's so dumb this was the best of 5 pictures I took because he wouldn't sit still.
He only accepts attention from his mommy and anyone with food.

I'll post my cats when the smart pets thread gets made.

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author=Delsin7
author=InfectionFiles
author=Mirak
I wish we had more trolls/kids who don't know better to keep me entertained with zany threads that get locked and archived.
They are fun, that's the truth. And that make posters come out from the woodworks.
We should request permission from the Heads of State(aka Ziggy and Libbu and...?) to create fake forum trolls to spam welp with crazy shenanigans. Then give everyone a hammer and help squish them! I call it 'The Great RMN Banfest!'. Its fun for all ages.
author=Liberty
Noooooooooooooope

Instead we should make a whack-a-mole game where the backboard is a still image of RMN's front page (the buzzing game section would be Pom Gets Wi-Fi and Sonic and the Chaos Dragons alternating forever) and we've got trolls for moles and you get points for whacking them with the banhammer. Occasionally you get a bonus that makes the trolls spawn twice as fast and it'd be called something silly and pandering like "DRAMACORE!" in flashing red letters.

10,000 points unlocks a bonus minigame where you go on a mystery date with a mystery heartthrob (it's always Kenton).

author=Liberty

The outside world is so scary, human. Why not the carpet where it's soft?

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author=Mirak
I wish we had more trolls/kids who don't know better to keep me entertained with zany threads that get locked and archived.

I would but a three month ban doesn't sound tasty right now. A pizza on the other hand...

I nearly got ran over tonight while riding my bike down to the store for Mtn. Dew to go with my pizza and Spicy Jalapeno Fritos. It's like my life expectancy needed to take a nosedive this week and it all came about on Thursday, but don't tell my friends that or they might start to worry about me and the last thing I need on the back of my untimely demise is a sympathetic Facebook message.

If I'm well enough to read it, don't worry about me; if I'm not, I won't see it anyway.

author=GreatRedSpirit

This is a cat. This is what it's like living with the enemy.

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author=InfectionFiles
That cat is the embodiment of what people should be.

It's not the cat's fault. He understands more than we do. ;_;

It's official. Jesus came back as a cat.

"♫♪ He's living on the inside. Roaring like a lion. ♫♪"

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Net Neutrality Day of Action

author=pianotm
So...you'd totally bang Chaos?

And his grotesque, hanging, living, demon skull codpiece? I think I'd rather get intimate with the walls of Exdeath's castle.

That's right, I went there.
The X is for Bone

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author=Delsin7
author=Corfaisus
I did it. I beat the game.

But have you found the secret of the grail?

Yeah, and it's to the ring of a Lv.120 Black Knight Titan.

What a slap in the face just about every depiction of the "Holy Grail" is. As though a handful of common folk and a leader claiming to be something sacrilegious having a solemn meeting in private could seriously afford and/or smuggle around a massive solid gold chalice set aside for the Lord's temple that was ransacked and reduced to rubble by King Nebuchadnezzar hundreds of years prior. That makes absolutely no sense no matter who you're asking.

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I did it. I beat the game.

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That's a snazzy umbrella for little lion man.