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Why I am so good with the ladies.

Alright some of you might have noticed my amazing, impeccable and impenetrable skills with the ladies, the fact that I NEVER get turned down and am always the chick magnet of the room no matter what.

Now.

Some of you might be wondering, Ravenite1? How can I achieve this level of greatness? Please teach me Ravenite, how can I be as good with the ladies as you?

Aw shucks. Well don't worry, I'm going to teach you.

Our first lesson is going to be pick up lines, here are some of my awesome pick up lines that never fail.

1.Do you like apples? How about I take you home and screw the hell out of you, how'd you like them apples?

2.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

3.Bond. James Bond.

Or simply:

4.Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?

Keep in mind this is just the foundation, step 1 of the program if you will. I have plenty more awesome advice for all those guys in desperate need of my help. Don't worry, help is here.





Remember don't think about it just do it, and when you get in trouble don't mention my name.

is coffee really the only way?

author=tardis
author=Kindredz
Green apples...though it doesn't give you the quick pick up like coffee, it's better...and healthier.

Try it out for a while and you'll see the difference. Your bowels and toilet will thank you.
this is seriously good advice. if you're going this route, though, make sure you're not a pussy and actually eat the skin- that's where all the glorious bowel-regulating fibre comes from.


EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

is coffee really the only way?

author=Kindredz
Green apples...though it doesn't give you the quick pick up like coffee, it's better...and healthier.

Try it out for a while and you'll see the difference. Your bowels and toilet will thank you.


Ewwwwwwww!!!

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author=WIP
Please do not use a strawman argument when it comes to updating Flash. Let's move on until you might want to try using a real argument.

Google Update does not install a Windows service. It hasn't for years. I distinctly remember telling you this a while back. It moved to tasks entirely years back.

You're right that you didn't mention Windows Updates. I misread where you said Windows services. My bad.


And why would you want it to use more RAM? Because it is modern PC software design and it works fantastic. You have a giant pool of resources you can use (RAM) to drastically improve the performance of your program. Did you ever wonder why Chrome is the absolute fastest browser? It uses that RAM to hold on to things that you might need. The V8 JavaScript also holds onto numerous code paths and compilations to speed up JS.

Disk is slow. RAM is really fast. You cannot deliver the same kind of performance by using the bare minimum resources to function. The web doesn't work like that.


You ain't whistling dixie.

First time creator...

author=Karsuman
It's likely enough that you will get halfway through your games and then start hating them yourself.

For this reason I would NOT make a trilogy of games based off of the RPG Maker XP if I were you. When you are making a game, especially when it's your first game, you don't want to bite off more than you can chew. Otherwise you will probably end up getting overwhelmed and sick of looking at your own work. My suggestion is keep it simple, play some games on RPGmaker.net for inspiration. Then when you have a couple of games under your belt and you understand scripting and everything else, then make a trilogy.

But hey nobody listens to me anyway.

is coffee really the only way?

author=WolfCoder
Apple juice makes me tired. If you really want to wake up you can just take speed.


lmao WolfCoder, are you serious?

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Cmon guys... FireFox isn't THAT bad.

is coffee really the only way?

I can't drink coffee cause I'll be all like...

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE, WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT, ALRIGHT BUDDY LETS GO

And so on and so forth.

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author=geodude
you could've suggested any alternative and you chose firefox? wow


Yes wow it's quite amazing isn't it.