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Journeyman Review

Y'know, I've seen bad games and egotistical jackassery before, but most of the time, you could write it off as youthful inexperience and arrogance. These people get older, their skills improve, and they're not so full of themselves anymore.

Max McGee doesn't have that an excuse. He's proven (again, apparently) that he's an egotistical, talentless little prick who refuses to learn anything, and I regret ever being a fan of the son of the bitch.

Asylum of pleasure & pain Review

In terms of style and resources, this looks suspiciously like "Citadel of the Whore", except less pretentious and more fuck only knows.

I like it very much.

Cavern of Doom Review

Oh, grow up. You want some xenophobic dumbass site where no one has to learn anything about the world around them, then make it yourself.

When I saw the site's new look and read about the new "standards", I thought this place had gotten all stuck-up. Clearly, though, that isn't the case. I applaud the staff for allowing non-English reviews; it both broadenings the site's potential audience and pisses off simpletons who can't be bothered to learn a language that's not all that hard to learn.

AFTERMATH VX - Version 0.4 Review

I hate this "feedback" bullshit. You are writing a review. Don't pretend you're teaching anyone jack shit, especially when what you're really doing is telling someone how you want their game to be. You want a game made your way, make your own goddamn game.

What really pisses me off is "target the majority of your audience" garbage. No, when you're making a game for fun, when you're doing this as a hobby, you have absolutely, positively no reason to appeal to anyone audience. The gameplay might be unrefined and the backstory is fucking ridiculous (I cannot emphesize that enough), but it's Drakiyth's game and he can make it however he damned well pleases.

So...y'know...when writing a review, let's all just stick to writing a review.

The Lost Girls Review

...TELL ME YOU DID NOT BASH THE WASHING MACHINE DEMON. (Which isn't that hard, wasn't- like everything else- never bugged when I played, and it's a little ironic the guy behind Backstage is bitching so much about friggin' difficulty.)

And lemme tell ya about consistency: It's fucking boring. Taking one idea and just sticking with it and nothing else is always a bad idea. In real life, it creates bullshit like Fox News and MSNBC. In games, it strangles creativity and leaves a boring, cliched, unimaginative husk that takes itself too seriously and forgets it's a goddamn game.

This game's still very rough around the edges, but it wouldn't stand out at all if wasn't a melting pot of fun ideas. The worst thing that could happen to this game is if it was altered to appease grumpy, unimaginative dickheads who keep saying "animu". (Yes, Max, we get that all anime is like Naruto and shit. Now expand your goddamn vocabulary already.)

Valkyrie Stories - Escallion Rising Review

ANIMU! (。◕‿‿◕。)

On a completely unrelated note, ever say a word so many times, it starts to lose meaning?

Mega Man Legends 3 got cancelled, y'all

author=kentona
Wait, aren't we the same people that complain that companies never seem to create new IPs or try new things in games?


IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME!

Y'know, to be fair, the last Mega Man Legends game came out around eleven years ago on the damnable Playstation 1, so this is probably less about corporate greed and stupidity, and more about Capcom digging around in their attic and going "Holy shit! Mega Man Legends 3?! When did we start work on this?! Oh well, back to outsourcing our albino frat boy demonhunters. If Americans can't make our characters more manly looking, then it's time to give up on everything."

Do you have real friends?

The very existence of this thread makes me very ;_;.

Stones of Destiny - The Final Return

@Emanzi: Here's a wild-ass idea: Since you're so overflowing with useful advice, how 'bout you make your own goddamn game and let this guy make whatever crap he wants?

...You do realize no one here's making games for you, right? Right?

Amulet of Athos: Legend of the Sarian Knights

"Serious dark atmosphere and ambience."
"A mature game with dark themes and bloody violence."

YOU ARE USING FUCKING VX, MAN! How the fuck do you pull of that stuff with those dumbass sprites whose heads are big as (or bigger than) their heads?!

I hate VX sprites so very much, but I would like to see the most dark, depressing story in RPG history...played out with super deformed chibi-babies.