MALADROITHIM'S PROFILE

author=kentona link=topic=345.msg4455#msg4455 date=1193336756
You're still silly.

@brandonabley: Did you really expect to have a top 10 topic about what you do while on the can? I can't even think of 10 different things. Most lists would be like

1. #2
2. #1
3. Dysentry related endevour
4. Read a book/magazine/newspaper
5. Jerkoff

There are ALL SORTS of things that you've left out.

This is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

1. Playing PSP
My favorite thing to do while on the pot is play PSP. Sometimes my legs fall asleep, because I'll get wrapped up in a game. I have actually started to develop hemorrhoids because of it. I'm not even kidding.

2. Monk
This is probably the most brilliant thing ever conceived by a human being. The show seems pretty lame until you've seen a few episodes, I guess, because all of the characters are riduculously over-acted. It's the show that convinced me that television doesn't completely suck. Tony Shaloub is one of my favorite actors, and he's won an academy award for his character in this show, so I guess people agree that he's really good. Also, he learned how to play clarinet because his character played clarinet. He then played clarinet during one episode.

3. Nip/Tuck
Because I'm a fag. This show always has me going OH GOSH and screaming into a pillow and giggling nervously and getting all worked up. It's the cheesiest thing I've ever watched, but I can't help that I love it. For bonus entertainment, watch it on Blu-Ray, because you can see how many acne scars pornstar character Kimber has and how tired everyone is underneath their eye-circle concealer.

4. Star Trek: The Next Generation
I used to watch two hours of this every single weeknight. No kidding. I'm certain that I've seen every episode more than once; I know for certain that I've watched well over 500 episodes (which means that I've seen several of them many times).

5. The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, King of the Hill
Because, really, they are all exactly the same show.

6. Grey's Anatomy
Also because I'm a fag and Kyrsten would watch this while I played Final Fantasy 12. Pleasant memories. I don't recall how good or bad the show was other than that Doctor McDreamy has beady eyes and is not that awesome once you get past his perfect hair.

7. Seinfeld
Because Jerry Seinfeld is my hero. I always wish that my life would someday be like his. I'd always wondered why he and his friends always hug out in his apartment in the middle of the day even though everyone, other than Jerry and sometimes Kramer, seemed to have a day job. Maybe every episode took place on the weekend?

That's all I can think of.

Alternatively you can install Japanese Text Support on your computer.