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Requests for Deckiller to review your... Penis?

we're going to get a lot of mileage out of this aren't we

welcome to puzzles, secrets, and my beef with kentona's penis

Requests for Deckiller to review your... Penis?

RMN needs your penis (again)!

Denied because of... Penis?

tldr you can have a dick just don't make it spit

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

can I alter my arms into like seven arms apiece

Hot damn – why is Kat so bloody popular!?

cat solidarity

Denied because of... Penis?

to address this discrepancy rmn staff have implemented what is being referred to as the "boner rule". further bulletins as events warrant.

Denied because of... Penis?

be sure to write a review for the sake of furthering the art form

[Poll] Xbox One or PS4? Which one will you be buying?

I think the whole used game thing is probably going to turn out better than everyone expects. with hilarious and awful things like this infographic going around, I think ignoring most speculation is probably a good way to do things until e3 clears things up

e: in case you're super-credulous and that thing I linked scared you:
  • why would the kinect need to monitor your heartbeat
  • EVERY webcam is hackable. all of them. maybe the 1 in 2 that aren't just aren't hooked up?
  • the kinect can be turned off. you can press a button and turn it off. there's a button. you can press it. taking notes?
  • when a company files for a patent, it isn't necessarily a sign that the company will use it. it's kind of frightening, yeah, but keep in mind that Sony has a patent on technology that would allow them to interrupt your game at any time to play a commercial and we haven't seen anything like that happen yet. sometimes it's just a way of keeping things reserved on the off-chance that it might be profitable later. I don't think there's any profit in it now, though.
  • the fuck does the government care about you? it's not gonna post photos of you naked on the couch to your facebook.

What are you thinking about right now?

I can't decide whether a community game like we had back at rmvx would be great or lame

it seems like most of the time they wound up as extended in-jokes with not a lot of appeal if you weren't from there, but if people took steps to make something with broader appeal that just drew on this place for characters and themes and so on, it could be interesting.

giving people things that sound more like real-ass names than plain usernames would be a start in the right direction.

Denied because of... Penis?

dicks is dicks whether the person spriting it did a crummy job or not

if it's all the same to you I'd rather keep "ironically bad" games slash badly made projections of the author's fetishes as a slightly more private deal i.e. not on this site

tee hee guys did you know I also made a game about farts???? aren't I edgy?????????????