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Name: Deacon "Deke" Whipples
Desc: male, slightly over the hill, tall, lanky, greying long curls, unbelievable moustache, perpetual 3-day stubble all over the rest of his beard, Molly Hatchet t-shirt, american flag bandana around his head, jeans and snakeskin boots. Chews bubblegum compulsively, expresses his emotions primarily through air guitar. Speaks with an impossible to place drawl. Normally very laid back unless challenged on his interpretation of the Constitution.
Color: Puce
Avatar: Paramecium
Weapon: Colt 1911

What are you working on now?

Craze
gg, uh (damn you and your inability to take on a nickname).
thanks! :D feels good. FTR my nickname is typically "goat" (like all nicknames that stick like glue, that one came from the public school system) but I saw someone with that name on GW and... yeeaahh. When I regged here I had to think fast to come up with something else. Probably not that fast though.

If "uh" is confusing feel free to call me "The Clit-Hammer"

<-- looking forward to AW btw

Arian Wild

first game i ever subbed to

don't fuck it up :p

post your picture

i shaved my face and my friends were so taken aback they demanded i document the event, which i did with the aid of the worst camera phone ever

gaze into my grainy visage AND DESPAIR

bonus:

he's not supposed to be up there so i snapped this real quick and then did the responsible thing and scared the living piss out of him

Questions you always wanted to ask other members, but felt too lazy or awkward to do so.

Culture? American :p

But I'm half English/Irish and half Cherokee

What are you thinking about right now?

They're All So Freakin' Tall (anthem for short people)

off topic: the smiling cow always looked like it had no skin to me. Like the white part is cartilage and bone, and the red is its flesh. I am sure I'm not the only one to notice.

on topic: This was surprisingly good :D however I feel the need to say this:

Being tall might look glamorous in the movies but trust me, it stops being cool when you go car shopping and sit in the 3rd or 4th vehicle that you can't buy just because it's too cramped with the seat pulled all the way back.

Plus 95% of the people you meet will be under the impression that you have no idea how tall you are (apparently thinking that you have always skipped over that section of your own drivers license and never read the tags in any of your pants) and will think that they are the ONLY ONES WHO CAN LET YOU IN ON THE SECRET OF YOUR HEIGHT.

"ur tall zomg do u play basketball u look liek teh type"
"no sir, do you figure skate? because you look like the type"

Girls problem need advice

have fun beating off forever

What are you thinking about right now?

Story time!!!!!!!!!

One night about 2 weeks ago a friend was driving us back to his place after we had successfully purchased some alcohol about 5 minutes before 2AM (when stores in Florida stop selling it). As I was standing there, waiting for him to painstakingly put the cover on his Firebird Formula, another car pulls up and takes a spot on the opposite lane of the small lot we're in. A slightly intoxicated looking couple about our age gets out; the girl looks to be doing some exotic Latin variant of the pee pee dance. He says "go over there" and she goes not nearly far enough into the bushes to be hidden, fully illuminated by their car's headlights. I avert my eyes and instead look at the dude, who is silently watching his companion. He notices us and decides this is a great opportunity to strike up some kind of conversation. "Is that a Hemi?" he asks my friend, probably just to make distracting small talk because that's a question that you would ask if you don't know much about Firebirds. This goes on for a few minutes. This whole time I am thinking "this girl can't possibly be pissing right in front of us, there's no way, there's a public restroom right next to where they parked, it's too weird." The girl walks back into my view pulling at her skirt and for a moment I think my fears are confirmed. I found out how wrong I was when she not-quietly-enough asks her voyeur "should I bury it?" At this point I lose it and start laughing uncontrollably. "So is that you guys' thing or what?" I ask, but I get no reply. They hurriedly get back in their car, knock over a chain post backing up, and speed off. My friend was just standing there dumbfounded.

Tampa.

Questions you always wanted to ask other members, but felt too lazy or awkward to do so.

(Most) champagne is too sweet for me to drink with any regularity but I would not say it's bad, unlike a lot of alcoholic beverages it can actually be rather refreshing. I'm a sucker for anything fizzy though.