RMN ISLAND: YOU CAN STILL JOIN, MMKAY

GM FEED TIME

ROUND 1

Our survivors have landed in the various parts of RMN Island. Possessing no means of communication to the rest of the world, they have decided to settle for now.

Here are the outcomes.

LockeZ:
Partial Success (3)

You manage to swim back to the shore while wearing cowboy duds. However, you're severely exhausted from that swimming, and it seems that a dead mutated dolphin has been clinging onto your leg.
You're stranded on the island, with nothing but your wet cowboy duds and a dead dolphin, which is too dangerous to eat because dolphin meat contains high levels of mercury. However, all sorts of vegetation got attached to your cowboy clothing, and thus, the Cowboy Duds became Ghillie Cowboy Duds, giving yourself +2 to stealth rolls while in jungle or water. You're still exhausted, so you have -1 to combat roll until the third round.

Items:

1x Cowboy Duds --> Ghillie Cowboy Duds (+2 stealth roll while in water or jungle)
1x Dead Mutant Dolphin

Status:
-1 Combat Roll
+2 Stealth Roll in Jungle or Water
In the shores of REGICIDAL STATE OF ASS-SPOONING
A ghillie cowboy dude. Has an unshaved face and seemingly stern looking face.

CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
Success plus backfire or collateral damage (6)

Your scavenger hunt on the shore brings bountiful loot, such as 4x MRE (Meal, Ready-to-Eat) 1x lighter and 1x Scoped Hunting Rifle with two magazines.
However, the scoped hunting rifle is not in pristine condition, so it only brings +1 to combat roll instead of the usual +2.
You see some swimsuit babes, but upon looking at them with your rifle's scope, they turn out to be rather creepy redneck ladies in moldy swimsuits. Their lips are covered in blood and they appear to be yelling gibberish, all while swinging axes and baseball bats around.
Unluckily, they spot you and are now running towards you.

Items:
+1 to Combat Roll
+4 MREs
+1 Lighter
+1 Scoped Hunting Rifle in shabby condition (+1 Combat Roll)

Status:
In Kansas.
A moe anime girl that is unaware of her robothood.

Meisam
Failure (2)

The book appears to be a pretty fucking huge survival guide. Upon opening the book, you notice that it also doubles as a survival kit. Unfortunately, the book is written in an extinct language and the survival kit is completely empty.

Status:
Currently lives in a cave in Cleveland.
A mummy wizard.

Geekman:
Failure (2)

You wake up in Kansas, not knowing who you are. You just stand around, until you notice Cave Dog. You also notice that some aggresive people are running towards him, and you might be in danger too.

Status:
In Kansas.

Reginald T Chinchillington XVII
Success (4)
You spelunk the jungle for a suitable stalwart manservant. You come across a small patch of grass that has not been overwhelmed by vegetation, and a weird sponge with eyes and mouth seems to be sitting in the middle. The yellow sponge notices you and says "BEARP" as a greeting. While it seemingly understands english, it is unable to speak it. You ask its name and offer it the job of servant.
Its name is GRABBLEWARB and it accepts your offer.

GRABBLEWARB has several viscerated dead monkeys in its tiny backpack, so it seems that GRABBLEWARB is an able hunter (+1 to Combat rolls)

Status:
In the jungles of Baconic Bay
Companion: GRABBLEWARB the Yellow Hunter Sponge (+1 Combat Roll)

Items:
3x Mutilated Monkeys