THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION

author=seiromem
Congratulations, your patients knows no bounds!
It's so great that the girl, who you've been waiting ever-so patiently for the right time to ask out, runs off with some other guy and they move to someplace far away from you, and you'll never see them again. Now you're waiting patiently for her to come back, to no avail.

I wish for control of the multi-verse through becoming an emotion lord.

I'm just setting myself up for disaster, you'd best get creative

Granted, though you now have unlimited comprehension of emotion, you were still, born but a mortal, and your experience is that one limitation that cannot be overcome. Your control of the multi-verse, guiding the multiple paths, pulling here, tweaking there, destabilizes, your mortal kin unable to comprehend the immortal complexities that have been foisted upon you. Lo, it is said that devils are gods that have failed, and how badly you have failed! So badly, the people of the cosmos learn of you and their own insignificance in reality. They rebel against this inherent, yet untenable truth, religion growing and spreading, not unlike a cancer, a disease spreading from mind to mind. When finally you are overcome, you being immortal, cannot be destroyed, and are cast into the heart of a black hole where you shall struggle eternally against the tidal forces of time and space.

I wish to be centered and focused, aware of the hidden reality of all things.

You got your wish! But just as is dangerous to summon people from the past, summon videogames to a reality they don't know is also stupid, because due to the fact that the only this characters know are the memories of all enemies and obstacles they have faced, their insctinct awakes, and first they kill you and inmediatly later they proceed to destroy everyone that looks like a menace to them, and eventually, destroying the world... but hey, at least you got a chance to see your favorite videogame characters!

I wish I could have a more easier life.

Granted, you can go where you will in all of your dreams with impunity, but you accidentally tap into your subconscious, downloading the Akashic Record. The sudden knowledge of everything that ever was and ever will be drives you insane and you spend the rest of your life in an asylum repeating over and over again "Once upon a toilet bowl, I fell into a flaming hole. Through spinning turds and swirling stars, I found a donut shop on Mars."

I wish I had a personal robot slave that obeyed my every command.

Granted, that shotgun you wished for just popped up in your hands, pointed towards you, and triggers immediately.

I wish for a proper funeral for JJ7's death.

Granted. You now have such a big mouth that no one bothers. Not to say you're ever right about the topic; you're now so insanely stupid that no one bothers arguing. This leads to a lonely life, drunken retirement, and early grave.

I wish I could leap 1000 miles at a time.

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Granted, you have glory! An act of heroism, courage, and self-sacrifice. You will always be remembered, having gave your life to save so many others. Some call it tragic, but that's the price of victory and greatness!

I wish for a beautiful, intelligent, charismatic, independent yet caring, forceful and aggressive woman to fall in love with me.

Granted, but now reviews can give up to 255 stars.

I wish for a slice of American, homemade Apple Pie. And not some weird pie that tries to eat my family or filled with poison. Just an ordinary slice of pie.

Granted, but you just run out of wishes.

I wish for infinite makerscore!

I was a matter of time...

Granted, but now that you have achieved artificial happiness, you suddenly realize that the state known as happiness can only exist through knowledge of sorrow. Sadly, your moments of happiness are only momentary reprieves for the profound misery that rules your life.

I wish to achieve the highest form of that state known as Samadhi.