THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION

Granted, However "Hi" Is just the beginning of "HI-YAH!"Which it what he says right before he kicks you in the face, when you come to later, you are in a roadside ditch, nude, with a tiger pattern tattooed all over you, in permanent ink.

I Wish For a Stan CO. Real-Life Bat-belt.(Search YouTube For Stan Lee's World of Heroes, And watch the video on it before Granting)

Granted! However a dude claiming you telepathically stole his ideas sues you for 20 Billion dollars and wins! This puts Nintendo in a precarious situation, and opens them up to a EA buyout, and, yeah... this leads to some BS Changes...

-No more consoles, Nintendo flagship games a available only on the Evil XB1
-Mario is a Gritty FPS, Turning the face of Gaming into a sociopath, roaming the Streets of NYC killing pedestrians.
-Zelda Is now a Si-Fi Space opera where Link is dead and Tingle is the main character
-Metroid is a Madden Ripoff... Sad.

Fans Revolt Against EA And the ensuing conflict destroyed the internet, after HOURS without Facebook, people People crack, Animals Begin Rioting, Prisoners Escape From the Zoo. it's utter chaos!

Edit:Oops, forgot to wish, Ummm I wish for a apple?

Granted, you got total control of fear itself, and decide to eliminate it from the world forever. This causes makes all people in the world ro be always brave, and because of that, they're never afraid of doing extremely dangerous and crazy stuff like putting their heads in the mouths of lions, and doing bungee-jumping from the top of the Empire State. This leads to an eventual death of all the humanity... including YOU!!!

Okay, I wish for the perfect girlfriend for me, a girl that's from my age, that has my height or a little less, perfect body and mind, with not any physical or mental issues, that is in love with me, that is straight, that I can meet inmmediatly and not by cathastrophic circumpstances, that doesn't have any over-protective familiar, that doesn't have a evil ex-boyfriend(or SEVEN evil ex-boyfriends), or basically, a girlfriend that doesn't put me in any dangerous situation, and I want her to take care of me, but also want her to give me space sometimes, oh, and I don't want her to be crazy or over-protective, and I don't want to lose her by any means.

Oh yeah, and I don't want to meet her when I'm already dead or to die just when I met her, or that she dies or that anyone of us dies, and I don't want it to be a dream!

BOOOM! That is your head getting blowed up into pieces!!!

Oh! I almost forgot! I want the sex to be always great!

Granted, you're a knight wielding a shovel. You are feared throughout the kingdoms because, frankly, who wouldn't be afraid of a large, musclebound man with excessive body hair wielding a shovel? I mean, damn, they make horror movies about it. And you live a lonely existence because of it. Even the fair lasses and maidens won't entertain you because they fear you too much. I mean, you're a dude swinging a shovel, what did you expect. Even your fellow knights and your king really don't want to hangeth out with you, because, damn, dude, you are one scary sumbich. You finally live in a cabin in the woods where children from the neighboring village come in sight of your windows on dares.

*sigh* I wish was a father.

Your wish shall not be defiled, it was hanging in showcases, written onto banners, tattooed on any celebrities' legs. It was made into plushies, figurines and then, a huge cult emerged around those items. Keeping them clean, clean and cleaner.
Eventually, they were the most sparkling items you could find. Even as the world fell apart, the only sparklings things left were the "I wish no one would defile this wish (good luck, next poster... ;D)"-items! They were so thoroughly cleaned, that eventually, the detergents rubbed them off. The sweeping and whiping made them grow smaller until nothing was left of it..

I wish I could shapeshift!


Edit: NOOOOO. Aww. And it was so clean, too!

As people were no longer arrogant, it became very difficult to decide on who to lead, as their intelligence did not rise in proportion. Soon, the moblike masses were controlled by extra-terrestrians who influenced the simple masses with their over-blown ego.

author=Kylaila
I wish I could shapeshift!

Congratulations! You've acquired Hircine's ring! You can now shape shift into a werewolf! However, this ring is cursed and you have no control over WHEN you transform, and you transform at the most inconvenient times. Like alone with a little girl, which you proceed to tear to pieces and eat, resulting in you getting thrown into a dungeon until some adventurer comes along and takes the ring from you. Soon after, you escape and flee to a hunting ground so you may hunt in peace. Unfortunately for you, when you get there, YOU'RE the prey! By a chance encounter you didn't see coming that one adventurer that took the ring appears, and you try to convince him to fight on your side in exchange for a partner in killing!

He doesn't take it, kills you then skins you and wears your hide like a trophy.

author=karins_soulkeeper
I wish for the next poster to not make a wish (still trying to break the chain XD)

Very well.

I DEMAND EVERYONE HAVE A UNIQUE OWL PROFILE PICTURE!

author=karins_soulkeeper
I wish for my wish to not be granted (CMON BREAK DAT CHAIN >:D)

Congratulations, your wish to be saved from a premature death due to an incident with robot bunnies, a chocolate bar, and the daughter of a prominent thane isn't granted!

You're dead.

I wish for Karins_Soulkeeper to make a wish with so many astronomical number of ways to backfire the next poster would have to write 5 paragraphs to tell the amount of atrocities committed.

"The power of dreams is only granted to the chosen ones" is it written in the legends. Oh, was this a mistake! karins_soulkeeper was chosen, but not prepared for what the power of wishing could change in the world. There are times, when, in the fury of anger, in the sea of loss and in the depths of depression, you no longer know whether you wish for it, or whether you are made to wish.

At such a time it was, that karins_soulkeeper went out. Shortly after he received the power of wanting, he imagined trying it out. What would happen if he wished for a lightning to strike this tree before him?
But before he could finish this thought, a rattling, screaming fire gleamed before him! Followed by the roaring of thunder. Karins_soulkeeper shivered, he did not wish for that! He had thought it. He had not wished it, had he? It is a mere coincidence, it must be! Soothed by that, a lightning is not that unnatural, and he went back to his home.

At home, his parents greeted him. That is to say, they worried and got frustrating with him hanging out all alone all the time. "It is dangerous!" they said, for they knew the power could be abused by others. "Oh .. shut up." And it was done. They were mute. Soon, they were crippled, begging to have an end to their misery.

Karins_soulkeeper fled, leaving them to their fate. He was scared of his wishes, and they became weirder and weirder. Everything annoyed him. The birds died, the grass turned purple, red, rainbow-colored, until it was reduced to ashes. Buildings appeared, collapsed, humans were mutilated, not capable of speaking to him. Those who were still conscious, feared what might happen next.. for this little town angered karins_soulkeeper.

So he went on to a journey, to find someone to take this curse off him. But his nerve grew weaker by the minute. Where he went, he left a field of destruction, people stopped washing their hands after they left the restroom ... All fish died, the sea became lava, the wheather was changing by the minute, the animals screamed, cried, begged, but were mutilated beyond recognition. Some turned into plushies, some into erotic figurines. Cities became pinpalls, countries huge floating balloons.

At last, meteors struck earth .. bringing new creatures to its face. But not for long, for they died miserably in the destroyed, burning fields of what remained of our planet.
However .. an idea sprouted in karins_soulkeeper. It was the most conscious wish of it all : a space ship. And so he continues .. until time and space is bent to his will; destroyed.

I wish for me to be at good health

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