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THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION
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turkeyDawg
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I wish those days could come back once more.
Granted. "Those days", the days of the Old Testament, come back once more! God takes one look at our Grand Theft Auto vidjyagaemz and trap shotacon tentacle yaoi and cries "Dear Me, what have I spawned?". He immediately wipes out all life on Earth with another Great Flood / Fire and Brimstone Asteroid Double Whammy and starts the Earth anew.
I wish Treasure would make the next Sonic game.
MajoracanKing
201
Granted, but Sonic becomes like the main character of my least favorite game ever. Just like dynamite Heady, sonic's head is removable. In fact Tails and the gang are looking all over the jungle for it. Eggman stole it and tied it to a bomb, so if they don't find it.... SONIC BOOM!!
I wish for exactly 7 more followers on deviant art.
I wish for exactly 7 more followers on deviant art.
Granted. They are members of the Yakuza, and they have been following you for months. This is after you decided to denounce tentacles and lolis. They're mad. And now that they've found you in deviant art, they're gonna make sure you'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight.
I wish for half life 3.
EDIT: Welp. Again?!
I wish for half life 3.
EDIT: Welp. Again?!
TangledLion
618
Granted, Unfortunately they are mere Lurkers, Meaning that they don't follow officially, but they DO look at everything you upload! ;)
I Wish Nintendo Would add A Steam Workshop-Esque System for their Games on the Wii U.
This should be fun
EDIT: Darn, Beat me to it, IGNORE MY WISH!!!!!!
I Wish Nintendo Would add A Steam Workshop-Esque System for their Games on the Wii U.
This should be fun
EDIT: Darn, Beat me to it, IGNORE MY WISH!!!!!!
MajoracanKing
201
I'll respond to the both of ya's
/karins_soulkeeper/
(when did I denounce loli's and tentacles? I mean, I probably did, but when?)
Sure, but you You lose half of the length of your life...... three times. This means you've been dead for over half of your life. Congrats!
/TangledLion/
(I shall never ignore a wish, For I am a faerie! Wait that sounds like it could mean something else....)
Granted, however it slows down the system immensely and they set up a bunch of harsh rules. They reserve the right to permanently ban your system on a whim. (Now its just like Miiverse X3!!!!)
My wish is for a new manga to read! (No yiao, I'm a dude)
/karins_soulkeeper/
(when did I denounce loli's and tentacles? I mean, I probably did, but when?)
Sure, but you You lose half of the length of your life...... three times. This means you've been dead for over half of your life. Congrats!
/TangledLion/
(I shall never ignore a wish, For I am a faerie! Wait that sounds like it could mean something else....)
Granted, however it slows down the system immensely and they set up a bunch of harsh rules. They reserve the right to permanently ban your system on a whim. (Now its just like Miiverse X3!!!!)
My wish is for a new manga to read! (No yiao, I'm a dude)
Granted, you get to read Chintsubu, a manga about two boys and their talking penises. At least its not QUITE yaoi!
I wish I had everything done.
I wish I had everything done.
Granted! You have everything done, even your LIFE is done!
So yeah, now you're dead and you don't have ANYTHING to do. Congratulations!
(That was easy...)
I wish I lived in a perfect world.(Ruled by good human people.)
So yeah, now you're dead and you don't have ANYTHING to do. Congratulations!
(That was easy...)
I wish I lived in a perfect world.(Ruled by good human people.)
You start off into the perfect world. Only, you yourself remain imperfect. The people welcome you, include you, but you cannot fully trust them. How can they be so nice? What are they planning?
You slowly, but surely grow paranoid, as the others around you live their seemingly quiet and perfect life. Soon, you go on a rampage and need to be put into custody for your own safety where you rot until you die.
I wish chickens could talk
You slowly, but surely grow paranoid, as the others around you live their seemingly quiet and perfect life. Soon, you go on a rampage and need to be put into custody for your own safety where you rot until you die.
I wish chickens could talk
MajoracanKing
201
(Talking penises!?!?! That's far worse XD)
sure, your current profile picture becomes RMN's mascot. People find this so horrid that they can no longer bear to come to this site. RMN gets shutdown and the Ring Leader hires a hitman to kill you.
I wish for my work to be done. Because I'm on here instead of doing it....
sure, your current profile picture becomes RMN's mascot. People find this so horrid that they can no longer bear to come to this site. RMN gets shutdown and the Ring Leader hires a hitman to kill you.
I wish for my work to be done. Because I'm on here instead of doing it....
author=MajoracanKing
I wish for my work to be done. Because I'm on here instead of doing it....
Congratulations! Your work, so unspecified, was to create a giant machine to destroy the world as you fly off in a space pod. The plan was perfectly executed and you flew out into space, and watched as the world exploded! You sit there, laughing and flipping it off when you realize....
YOU FORGOT THE CHEESY SNACKS!
I wish for 50 pounds of duct tape!
Have at you! You are now neatly taped together with the full amount of 50 pounds of it.
I wish for more creativity
I wish for more creativity
Granted, no problem. You now own 50 pounds of duct tape - and it's sticking all over your skin. It just got everywhere, and it's nearly impossible to remove. And even if you manage to get it off, it gets all dusty and folded and can't be used again for anything else.
Edit: Blast, too slow. Well then:
@Kylaila: There's now a lot more creativity in the world, just like you wished. More specifically, people are now constantly coming up with more and more creative ways to ruin your life and kill you.
I wish people would stop creating horror games and make more good RPG's, puzzle games and adventure games instead.
Edit: Blast, too slow. Well then:
@Kylaila: There's now a lot more creativity in the world, just like you wished. More specifically, people are now constantly coming up with more and more creative ways to ruin your life and kill you.
I wish people would stop creating horror games and make more good RPG's, puzzle games and adventure games instead.
MajoracanKing
201
+I have no idea what any of that meant.+
Sure, but now you're being driven nuts by propaganda being spewed out of the powers that be. You attempt to assassinate a senator, but you forget your gun at the bus stop. this leads to you having a really awkward conversation with the local authorities. (Who writes their name on their guns?) You are arrested and rot in prison for 75 years.
I wish for the power to bend time itself.
Sure, but now you're being driven nuts by propaganda being spewed out of the powers that be. You attempt to assassinate a senator, but you forget your gun at the bus stop. this leads to you having a really awkward conversation with the local authorities. (Who writes their name on their guns?) You are arrested and rot in prison for 75 years.
I wish for the power to bend time itself.
Granted, but you insist on bending time into 45 degree angles due to some weird, perverted obsession. The intersecting of alternate realities, as a consequence, results in chaos throughout existence.
I wish Bryan Singer had never directed any of the X-Men films (i.e. I wish a better director had been found.).
I wish Bryan Singer had never directed any of the X-Men films (i.e. I wish a better director had been found.).
Granted.
They replaced him with none other than Michael Bay. Have fun explodonating!
I wish for a tesla coil.
They replaced him with none other than Michael Bay. Have fun explodonating!
I wish for a tesla coil.
(That's not as bad as I expected. I know alot of his sequels suck, but other than that, Michael Bay does some pretty good work. I think he just gets carried away with his successes and goes overboard.)
Granted, when you use it, you blow up several relay stations and a main power plant, causing a two day black out across the entire city and parts of two different states (Fortunately, nobody was hurt in the explosions, but that doesn't account for people who suffered medical emergencies due to the fact that they had no electrical access). You get arrested for the unlicensed use of industrial electrical equipment, use of said equipment without taking proper safety measures, damage to private and public property, criminal negligence, and reckless disregard for public safety. The judge doesn't give you any jail-time, but he fines you up the ass and now you're living out of your car while working three jobs just to pay of the judgement. Reminder: Tesla coils and similar such electrical equipment require, by law, a dedicated power source.
Okay, I wish I were a movie director.
Granted, when you use it, you blow up several relay stations and a main power plant, causing a two day black out across the entire city and parts of two different states (Fortunately, nobody was hurt in the explosions, but that doesn't account for people who suffered medical emergencies due to the fact that they had no electrical access). You get arrested for the unlicensed use of industrial electrical equipment, use of said equipment without taking proper safety measures, damage to private and public property, criminal negligence, and reckless disregard for public safety. The judge doesn't give you any jail-time, but he fines you up the ass and now you're living out of your car while working three jobs just to pay of the judgement. Reminder: Tesla coils and similar such electrical equipment require, by law, a dedicated power source.
Okay, I wish I were a movie director.
Granted.
The world was in a war, and you managed to inspire the people to unite and resolve the issue in peaceful manners. Sadly, the aliens you were fighting aren't as eager. They took the chance, spawned tentacles from the sky and attached to every single person, futurama-style.
I wish for a black sedan.
The world was in a war, and you managed to inspire the people to unite and resolve the issue in peaceful manners. Sadly, the aliens you were fighting aren't as eager. They took the chance, spawned tentacles from the sky and attached to every single person, futurama-style.
I wish for a black sedan.
