THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION
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Someone dumps a box of Hatsune Miku discs next to your cardboard box home. Enjoy!
I wish I could save the world.
I wish I could save the world.
Yay you saved the world! But it turns out, that the world needed saving from you. In one swift offensive, you took over the planet. World domination is yours. I hope you're happy now XD
I wish I was Deadpool!
I wish I was Deadpool!
Congratulations, you're a Deadpool... cosplayer, one of the fifty and you suffer from people getting tired of the trend even though you had the idea long before the first 'funny Deadpool'.
I wish I had money.
I wish I had money.
Very cool, it's an ice one!
I wish I could animate extremely well!
Granted, here is Your "Cool new Avatar"...

I wish for A Potted Plant
EDIT: GAH! Didn't see that was taken! Ummm Granted, but the Other developers of the Game "Extremely well" Don't like your animating... and you are Never respected in the Game Making Community EVER Again.
Ok NOW I wish for a potted plant
I wish for A Potted Plant
EDIT: GAH! Didn't see that was taken! Ummm Granted, but the Other developers of the Game "Extremely well" Don't like your animating... and you are Never respected in the Game Making Community EVER Again.
Ok NOW I wish for a potted plant
The world ends with you.

There you have it.
And it doesn't sound as bad as it used to now .. really should get it sometimes.
I wish I grew horns.

There you have it.
And it doesn't sound as bad as it used to now .. really should get it sometimes.
I wish I grew horns.
Sure, wish granted. But you didn't specify where you wanted those horns to grow. Use your imagination...
I wish all guns in the world turned into chocolate bars.
I wish all guns in the world turned into chocolate bars.
Kylaila I was really hoping you'd go somewhere better with that. Y'all are amateurs!
Every gun in the world turns into multiple bars of chocolate. As well as everything that can be interpreted as a gun. From super-soakers to slingshots. The world is swamped with chocolate.
And its all Nestle chocolate.
The Nestle corporation is revealed to have dealings with several military industries to create chocolate visibly indistinct from their regular bars, created from a special mixture that combines elements of modern weaponry & chemicals. The purpose, to enslave the minds of the consumer and turn them into ravenous gun-toting enthusiasts. Whose love for shooting and killing things is only matched by their love for Nestle brand chocolate bars. It was only you who was able to show the world their deadly plan; a plan so simple yet brilliant! It was in the chocolate all along! They must be stopped before the world is engulfed in death and tragedy!
Such drivel is all that you comes from your diseased mind as they drag you away in a straight-jacket to the padded cell that's been your home for several years. Turns out the chemicals didn't work quite right on you and liquefied your brains.
I wish I could sing like (as in NOT a direct clone or copy of) Freddie Mercury. Or more accurately, I wish I could hit the high notes like he can.
author=NeverSilent
I wish all guns in the world turned into chocolate bars.
Every gun in the world turns into multiple bars of chocolate. As well as everything that can be interpreted as a gun. From super-soakers to slingshots. The world is swamped with chocolate.
And its all Nestle chocolate.
The Nestle corporation is revealed to have dealings with several military industries to create chocolate visibly indistinct from their regular bars, created from a special mixture that combines elements of modern weaponry & chemicals. The purpose, to enslave the minds of the consumer and turn them into ravenous gun-toting enthusiasts. Whose love for shooting and killing things is only matched by their love for Nestle brand chocolate bars. It was only you who was able to show the world their deadly plan; a plan so simple yet brilliant! It was in the chocolate all along! They must be stopped before the world is engulfed in death and tragedy!
Such drivel is all that you comes from your diseased mind as they drag you away in a straight-jacket to the padded cell that's been your home for several years. Turns out the chemicals didn't work quite right on you and liquefied your brains.
I wish I could sing like (as in NOT a direct clone or copy of) Freddie Mercury. Or more accurately, I wish I could hit the high notes like he can.
Granted, but you only attained this ability after having surgery done on you. EXPENSIVE surgery.
You are now in deep debt and when you get scared you scream like a female.
I Wish to play Suikoden II and get paid every time I level up.
You are now in deep debt and when you get scared you scream like a female.
I Wish to play Suikoden II and get paid every time I level up.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, from now on, you start every playthrough on maximum level already.
I wish people would think more logically (without becoming anti-social because of it).
I wish people would think more logically (without becoming anti-social because of it).
Your wish is here! But because people start thinking more logically, they stop following their instinct and because of that, they never do anything fun anymore. They keep a boring life during a long time until one day, EVERYONE decides to commit suicide because well, it was the more logical option!
I wish I was able to eat all the FOOD I want and never get fat!
I wish I was able to eat all the FOOD I want and never get fat!
Granted! You're infected with an undetectable superparasite that devours all nutrition from your body. Before you know it, your family is trying to put you into counselling for your apparent eating disorder. You waste away before your first visit.
I wish for a vintage Rickenbacker 360 electric 12-string.
I wish for a vintage Rickenbacker 360 electric 12-string.
Granted, unfortunately the same day it arrives your home is hit with a Category 5 hurricane and the guitar is crushed under the rubble of your home. (You escaped, though).
I wish for a single perfect moment.
I wish for a single perfect moment.
Granted. You have the perfect moment of your life. Yet it was so grande that you chase after it the rest of your life, restless. You continue to go after this fleeting moment, even if you want to lay it to rest, you cannot do that. It wakes you in your sleep, haunts you in your dreams and keeps you clouded during the day.
Eventually, you cannot bear it any longer and end your life.
I wish to have this holiday a little bit longer.
Eventually, you cannot bear it any longer and end your life.
I wish to have this holiday a little bit longer.
Granted, you can have the book "This Holiday" one more
day before returning it to the library.
I wish to have money for nothing, and chicks for free.
day before returning it to the library.
I wish to have money for nothing, and chicks for free.
Sure, but first we have to move these color TVs. (Across the country on foot)
I wish for a copy of Mega man zero 2, to complete my collection!
I wish for a copy of Mega man zero 2, to complete my collection!
Granted, unfortunately it comes prepackaged with a destruct code that wipes your device and the game itself upon loading.
I want my Moka pot to be fixed (no really, I do)
I want my Moka pot to be fixed (no really, I do)





















