COSMIC_SEA'S PROFILE

I am a long time fan of RPGs ever since i first played FFVII.
I am currently working on a videogame called "Spirit molecule: Humanitys Perennial Quest through the Cosmic Sea" For RPG 2k3
I am a huge fan of Classical, Jazz, Progressive metal, Avant Garde, and Old School Hip Hop
I am also have a passionate interest in Stand up comedy mostly Black Comedy/Morbid Humor, Satire, and Storytelling. Basically Jokes about cancer and suicide, Monologues about social criticism, and stories about how your Manic depressive Schizo mother killed one of her husband's with a gun.
Thats my humor.

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Go Make me a Sandwich: Sexuality in Bayonetta (and other games)

author=Shinan
author=Cosmic_Sea
is there not more important things to talk about (world hunger, America land of the free-more people in prison than any other country on the planet, homeless etc etc) rather than waste precious time that could be used making kick-ass games we find ourselves talking about the objectification of women who, dare i say, are...imaginary?
That's a shit argument. Why are you even on this very forum and not helping those poor people instead? You shouldn't be playing video games and enjoying yourself when there are more important issues to spend your time on.




somewhere.)

who said anything about helping?
All i am saying is people are treating this like it actually an issue.
Those are issues, if people are going to get all hot and bothered, do it over those things.
Everybody is so angry anymore but nobody is ever angry about anything real. Feminists are angry because video games women are hott, i mean c'mon we have all seen the best ending to Metroid.
Whether any of you share the opinion or not, we live in a shallow world where ugly people are discriminated against on a regular basis. Ugly people are discriminated against more than any other minority group combined, and ugly people are the majority. Mainly because ugly people don't unite. there is no million ugly march or Al Sharpton esque spokesperson for ugly people. That and Sex is the number one motivational factor for all humankind(and all sexually reproductive organisms in general)
I know somebody is going to say "But wait, the number one drive is to survive."
well that is true, only so we can stay alive long enough to reproduce. Reproduction comes in a close second only because it gives us sense so that... lets say your about to spread your seed and a drug gang shootout starts taking place in your bedroom, survival tells you to go some where safe quiet, and still romantic. Or else you end going "No honey it's fine i am pretty sure we can have this kid faster than the speed of *Piff* *Piff* *piff*

Sex motivates practically everything, people like to complain, and ugly people are not moving on up to deluxe apartment in the sky, and finally have a of the pie.
That is why the Bayonettas of the world exist and will continue to exist.

Anyway, i have to get back to being unproductive and going nowhere in my mothers basement, toodles.

Sprite Comics and Ludicrouse Game Jokes!

author=Emanzi
Besides making rpg's rpg makers great as a medium or kind of "playing-ground" for sprite comics

I love seeing characters I remember growing up with like Mario, Link, Chrono, Metroid-Cyborg-Guy e.t.c in these comics and laughing at the jokes, its like their alive and have this whole other life apart from being simple computer-programmed-8-bit-pixels

speaking of Metroid




i just got this game two days ago, and i now i can get in on that joke. Hilarious.

Go Make me a Sandwich: Sexuality in Bayonetta (and other games)

is there not more important things to talk about (world hunger, America land of the free-more people in prison than any other country on the planet, homeless etc etc) rather than waste precious time that could be used making kick-ass games we find ourselves talking about the objectification of women who, dare i say, are...imaginary?

Stand up Comedy anyone?

author=lucidrose
And man I hate that puppet guy....


AMEN !

Religion and the After-Life

Lighten up!

wheres the comedy?






In the name of GWAR, in the name of love
In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun
I call out your God, till before me he stands
But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man
Meat Sandwich!!!

Sprite Comics and Ludicrouse Game Jokes!

thats is fucking great

Religion and the After-Life

you know what is funny about all this?

people are taking themselves to seriously.

i have been guilty of it myself but, why be so serious?

a topic so dividing in its zealotry on both sides needs humor.

All these posts on here are just people just trying so desperately to convince themselves that their opinions are real.

the same with the Bin Laden Thread.

What does an athiest scream when he cums?
"Chemical chance! Chemical chance!"
-Bill Hicks


Most christians belieeve every word Genesis says,
I don't even think Phil collins is that good of a drummer.
-Jimmy Carr

lighten up, put down that cold frothy can of conviction and listen to a good jesus joke.
And a good atheist joke, why pander to only one side?


Most underated RTP character

the bearded pirate from 2k3

he is the shit.

Religion and the After-Life

"There is an invisible man, living in the sky.

He watches everything that everybody does, and he has a list of things he does not want you to do.

If you do any of these things, he has a place under the ground full of fire and and torture and suffering where he will send you to cry and suffer and be tortured forever and ever until the end of time.

...but he loves you.

and he NEEDS MONEY!

all powerful all knowing,

can't seem to handle money."

-George Carlin-

Religion and the After-Life

i correct myself, when you die you go to lay saxophone for an all-girls cabaret in new Orleans.

THAT is what Hobbes prophesized to calvin.