COSMIC_SEA'S PROFILE

I am a long time fan of RPGs ever since i first played FFVII.
I am currently working on a videogame called "Spirit molecule: Humanitys Perennial Quest through the Cosmic Sea" For RPG 2k3
I am a huge fan of Classical, Jazz, Progressive metal, Avant Garde, and Old School Hip Hop
I am also have a passionate interest in Stand up comedy mostly Black Comedy/Morbid Humor, Satire, and Storytelling. Basically Jokes about cancer and suicide, Monologues about social criticism, and stories about how your Manic depressive Schizo mother killed one of her husband's with a gun.
Thats my humor.

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The RPG Checklist

author=kentona
If you are making an RPG, the following items are a checklist of requirements you must meet:

1. Spikey-haired protagonist
2. Earnest/clueless female lead
3. Amnesia a key plot point
4. Events foretold by prophecy
5. Random battles
6. Orphaned party members
7. Airship travel
8. Underage hearoes
9. Technology is evil

and...?


this checklist helped me notice i have very little of these cliches.

My female lead is actually intelligent and level headed.
All the main characters are over 21, no Amnesia, no prophecy, no spikey all medium or long, or in the case of one of the black protagonists he is bald(in his youth)
Nobody is an orphan( i think one may be i havent really decided yet)
Technology is not evil by design.
There shall be random battles and an airship but i think that is it.

Looks like the world will end on Saturday, May 21st

author=LockeZ
IMPORTANT UPDATE:

The exact hour of judgement is known!

According to the cult leader, the rapture will occur at 6:00 P.M., LOCAL TIME. This means that God will start in New Zealand, rapturing one time zone at a time!

It is unknown what will happen if you are travelling eastward at 5:45 and pass into the next time zone, suddenly changing to 6:45. You may forever lose your chance to be raptured. On the other hand, determined min-maxers could potentially spend the day taking airplane flights westward, getting raptured as many as 24 different times.


fucking hilarious.

Looks like the world will end on Saturday, May 21st

author=EnderX
author=LockeZ
IMPORTANT UPDATE:

The exact hour of judgement is known!

According to the cult leader, the rapture will occur at 6:00 P.M., LOCAL TIME. This means that God will start in New Zealand, rapturing one time zone at a time!

It is unknown what will happen if you are travelling eastward at 5:45 and pass into the next time zone, suddenly changing to 6:45. You may forever lose your chance to be raptured. On the other hand, determined min-maxers could potentially spend the day taking airplane flights westward, getting raptured as many as 24 different times.
A) The catching up (the event now commonly called 'the rapture' is indicated by the scriptures to be a singular event - it'll happen only once for all those who will be affected. There's no 'rolling rapture' option.

B) The event in question will also remove those affected from the earth as it now exists.* Even if the 'rolling rapture' option were real, no one individual could get caught up in it more than once.

*Even when removed, we'll be back. It'll just be to a refined version of the world, without any of the bad stuff. The physical side of Heaven's not the 'clouds and harps' option of so many comic strips; it's the earth as it should have been before humankind blew it.


did not get the sarcasm?

The RPG Checklist

author=LockeZ
EDIT: DISREGARD THIS I SUCK COCKS

Anyway, this is a pretty good list! You will receive your first sword from your grandpa, hahahaha. Yes. Always.


i read the list in the link, the pic with kain being soaked inside a glass o' Ale is Hilarious.

Final party in Final Fantasy IV

i never played the DS version i was unaware the GBa version was "for posers" Thanks for keeping me up to date.

I have to beat Zeromus because the first time i fought i got my ass handed to me in a high hat.

Which me mad and pout like a little boy so i havent touched until i am ready to sit down and train up to be able to withstand his sodomy.

But the setup i do have is Kain in the back row with rosa and Cecil which made him almost invincible with his already high defense, although edge is in the front but he is kind of a fruit, not in a gay way, he is just soft and bruises to the touch.

Throw everything i have, and just pound beat him like he ows me money with Bahamut,Jump, and attack considering that cecils white magic becomes completely useless at about the halfway point other esuna.

What are you thinking about right now?

author=Zeronamous
Honestly, how I'm inferior to half the human race, because I was born with a penis, apparently.

no that automatically makes you superior to rest of the human race, except the other men. They have to be bested in a sudden death match of Gunslinger.

Lets talk about pirate games! Yohoho and a Bottle of Rum!

i played this really twisted version of SMB 1 where the coins were heroin needles, the 1-ups were weed leaves, the Piranha plants were cigarettes that would open up.
The goombas were cock and balls. i dont remember the rest but there was more.
All of it worked perfectly i would still play if had an emulator.

Oh hey dudeskis. What's up?

welcome comrade!

Hey!

Howdy comrade!

Hey guys, what's shakin'?

Whats shakin?

a baby.