GOURD_CLAE'S PROFILE

Reality is a lovely place...but I wouldn't want to live there~♪

Hiya, I'm Gourdy!
I'm a chill guy with a Kingdom Hearts-esque avatar.
I absolutely adore video games!
I'd also say I'm a fairly decent writer.
If there's one thing I like to do, it's talk!
So, don't be afraid to say hello~<3 I won't bite.

::Gallery Stats::

::Most Quoted::
1. CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
2. Liberty, LockeZ and ivoryjones 5
3. kentona, Marrend, sooz, unity and nhubi 4

::People who are quoted 2x in a row::
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
ivoryjones
nhubi
Liberty
Red_Nova


::People quoted and how often::
Gourd_Clae 7 (aka Gourd is secretly narcissistic...)
Misc 4
Leophard 1
ivoryjones 5
Trihan 2
Strangeluv 1
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
LockeZ 5
King Arthur 1
kentona 4
Neverm0re 1
Max McGee 1
Karsuman 1
Kaiterra 1
thatbennyguy 1
InfectionFiles 3
Pyramid_Head 1
Link_2112 1
Craze 2
Cyberdagger 1
Deckiller (rip) 2
BurningTyger 3
Solarlune 1
Liberty 5
Adon237 1
Isrieri 1
UPRC 2
Marrend 4
Corfaisus 1
NewBlack 1
Minnow 1
Little Wing Guy 1
Seiromem 2
Feldschlacht IV 2
Ratty524 1
Unity 4
Yellow Magic 3
Avee 1
________ 1
pianotm 3
nhubi 4
karins_soulkeeper 2
Addit 1
TungerManU 1
kory_toombs 1
accha 1
Merlandese 1
Happy 1
Sooz 4
Mr_SuNa 2
llan14 1
Ebeth 1
suzy_cheesedreams 1
Linkis 1
Dudesoft 1
CashmereCat 1
JJJ7 1
slash 1
Red_Nova 2
Kylaila 1
Pizza 1
REunfound 1
XxXhelazz 1



::Gourd's Favorite Quotes Gallery::



" I'm sorry baby Cthulu, I didn't mean to make you cry! "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Kids these days! Always ' I wanna design video games! '
Why don't they ever choose a respectable job like Firefighter, Police, or a Porn star?!
"
--- Some Old Hag ---



" I hold grudges. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil? "
--- Leophard ---



" Quoting Galore~ (totes not stolen from gourd~) "
--- ivoryjones, in her carbon copy of my Quoting Gallery ---



" They keep talking about killing me. I think I like that. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Tiny wolverines in your underwear. "
--- Trihan ---



" Where am I going to go seduce old guys now "
--- Strangeluv ---



" Ocelot is not a bishounen!!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" One year closer to when giraffe marriage is finally legalized "
--- LockeZ ---



" One can never have too much brownies. "
--- King Arthur, irc ---



" OVERMODERATION IS KILLING THE NANNY STATE THAT IS RMN! "
--- Kentona ---



" I'm going to skip over the deep conversation on language and just post what I got when I did it.

Typed in: Dude, where's my car?

Got back: Hello, car.

Apparently I found my car while waiting for that to finish translating.
"
--- Neverm0re ---



" when your ban, your ban so hard even your gender is purged from having ever existed "
--- Max McGee ---



" need more dominatrix nessy fanart "
--- Karsuman ---



" Gourd_Clae :: Erm, look at the comments on the video. Like 100,00 people think she's cute

Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: 100,000 people are also murderers and Dracula, statistically
"
--- IRC, debate about YouTube singer's looks ---



" Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: people who put things in their coffee

CAVE_DOG _IS_BACK :: are terrorists. basically.
"
--- IRC ---



" Kaiterra :: I mean what's Facebook basically?

thatbennyguy :: an empty cup.
"
--- IRC ---



" Gourd_Clae :: Also, she's kind of chubby, but still really sexy, Clareain.

InfectionFiles :: More cushion for the pushin'!
"
--- Random Art Topic ---



" It's too bad they couldn't keep things calmer. It would have been nice if the strike had only been...

( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

... a miner incident.
"
--- LockeZ, regarding miners ---



" You make me cry pincushions. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "
--- Pyramid_Head ---



" Today's user title is brought to you by the letter N "
--- Link_2112 ---



" Life is turn based. Your turn. "
--- ivoryjones ---



" Everybody starts a noob. "
--- Craze ---



" I was viciously gangstalked by a group of ducks today. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" Gourdy keeps the last dodo in his basement. "
--- CyberDagger ---



" I guess some people are part of this new anti-capitalizing-i movement... "
--- Deckiller ---



" Gourd_Clae secretly fantasizes about Roxas topping him- and getting circumcised by the broken glass lining his anus :P "
--- BurningTyger ---



" I talk to people on IRC, therefore I am. "
--- Solarlune ---



" most people i know have flat boobs "
--- ivoryjones ---



" Sometimes, when you absolutely need to beat a motherfucker, you need to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker. "
--- Random Youtube Comment ---



" Ivoryjones:: WHATS YO DICK LIKE
Ivoryjones:: HOMIE
"
--- IRC ---



" motherfucking plants in your motherfucking houses... "
--- Liberty ---



" God gives the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers. "
--- Some Smart Person ---



" I should have known those "business trips" were nothing but an excuse to have hot, steamy gam mak with another community! "
--- Adon237 ---



" Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that the more you have, the longer you live. "
--- kentona ---



" Y'know what? You guys are alright sometimes. "
--- Isrieri ---



" RMN being fast again feels... so weird! Really happy that everything's loading pretty quickly now since RMN was growing so slow that it was depressing. I almost became an alcoholic. "
--- UPRC ---



" Buttered side up again!? "
--- Marrend, on bread beds and their problems ---



" I've always wanted to play as a chicken instead of just feeling like one. "
--- Corfaisus, probably ---



" There are three certainties in life.

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. More RMN Bros
"
--- UPRC ---



" Aaah okay, ugh my stuff dun look at good now, but oh well D: will see what it turns out like when finito. "
--- NewBlack ---



" Ah, that first helping of Markerscore. There is no going back now! "
--- Marrend ---



" everyone clap for minnow. she's special. she needs it. "
--- Minnow, 2014 ---



" Also, I’d like to personally thank my win on Minnow and Gourd_Clae for not being able to finish Razed are the Powerful in time. Thanks guys. "
--- Little Wing Guy ---



" Kentona MS: 15778
My MS: 15948

I'm the king of the world!

(....for now.)
"
--- Deckiller ---



" I don't play by the rules, I'm rude. "
--- Seiromem ---



"Quiet, you! Or a refrigerator will fall on your head!"
--- Marrend ---



" That idea actually sounds extremely sexy. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---



"I hope Liberty likes what I've done with my map..."
--- BurningTyger ---



" Don't take my daily dose of Gam Mak inspiration from me! ..."
--- Unity, with murder in her eyes ---



" WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU YOU AREN'T TYPING LOUD ENOUGH "
--- Ratty524 ---



" Gourd Clae :: bgcghxmbbgj]

YM :: same

Unity :: This is the way the world ends…not with a bang but a bgcghxmbbgj].

Marrend :: The world began with Nu, and it shall end with Nu. This is the truth! This is what I believe! Until a few moments ago.

Kentona :: Looks like someone is trying to make it to the top of the most posts list
"
--- In What are You Thinking About Right Now? ---



"A very ugly picture painted with a beautiful brush."
--- Linkeagle Eclipsewalker ---



" Back in the days, reading the manual was like foreplay. It got you in the mood for the "real thing". "
--- Avee ---



"The fact that the arm of a woman is stuck in between the boobs of another is just fantastic and deserves my stamp of approval."
--- InfectionFiles ---



"ive got a science joke too

what do you get when you combine oxygen carbon hydrogen nitrogen and calcium

the answer is you

youre the joke
"
--- _________ ---



"Earlier tonight, I killed a spider with a copy of Charlotte's Web. I'm not sure the spider perceived the irony."
--- pianotm ---



" Sorry you've been demoted to demi-god. "
--- nhubi ---



" Can I critique your potato salad? Does it follow the three-celery rule? "
--- Unity ---



" Sorry if I sounded like a weasel or anything, but really... "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---



" I remember when I used to be a dingus, and then I became an Addit. "
--- Addit ---



" Your instructions weren't clear enough. What do I do with the viola? "
--- TungerManU ---



" The whole point of becoming a game developer was so I could get stalked. "
--- kory_toombs ---



" Why is that town excited? "
--- nhubi, who died waiting for an answer ---



" kentona pls "
--- accha ---



" Though seeing someone try to screw their own brain is probably something people would pay good money to see. Not me, people, I'm not people."
--- nhubi ---



" I'd go with drugs, you can explain anything with drugs. "
--- nhubi ---



" I'm excited to skip over that narrative! XD "
--- Merlandese ---



" You're both pretty, precious snowflakes with valid ideas and thoughts so agree to disagree and move on with your lives. "
--- Liberty ---



" hmm. also i thought they said grind up against Gourd which is something else entirely.
"
--- BurningTyger ---



" Holy crap I everything alot."
--- kentona ---


" Happy :: There's a finnish proverb: you shouldn't lick before it drops!

Sooz :: What is the intended meaning behind that? Because all my brain is offering is something to do with testicles and I am 90% sure it's not supposed to be that.
"
--- CYOR: Mafia Game Thread ---




" I am a serial killer. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK---



" wait, this isn't twitter "
--- Mr_SuNa ---



" why is the enthusiasm of someone's one word greeting something that would tell you their alignment, in any case!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" YEAH! TWO PAGEBREAKS IN A ROW, BITCHES!"
--- llan14 ---



" Yes, I think we'd all like to see a wall of butthurt."
--- pianotm ---



" And oh god don't say etymology you'll summon Xand's ghost."
--- Ebeth ---



" Now I can finally be a gourd bgcghxmbbgj] instead of just feeling like one~<3"
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" You are all cruel, cruel people and I love you. ;.;"
--- Liberty ---



" I am Gourd's dad IRL"
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" Believe it or not DubROVnik was my phone autocorrecting DynRPG. "
--- Trihan ---



" One of the better ant-depressants out there. "
--- nhubi ---



" I like the shark dude's tight buns. "
--- suzy_cheesedreams ---



" #NotAllRats "
--- Yellow Magic ---



" ah gees, all you guys got great presents and all I got was coal and a lump of poop to clean up from my cat :( "
--- Linkis ---



" Need to wife her one day. "
--- Dudesoft ---



" You're oddly happy Ilan, a little too happy... "
--- Mr_SuNa ---



" 'It is only 80 more reviews'

Aaaaand we'll be right back with... 'Things Only Nhubi Can Say' after this break!
"
--- CashmereCat ---



" "I dream of making a game that will cause the servers of RMN to get even slower >:D "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---



" I'll never go out with a doubleposter!
That's what girl would say.
"
--- JJJ7 ---



" Just so we're all on the same page here, I feel like it's important you realize that rocky mountain oysters are not vegan. "
--- LockeZ ---



" KENTONA IF YOU PUT HALF THE ENERGY OF YOUR SARCASTIC POSTS INTO YOUR GAM MAK "
--- slash ---



" Actually, another villain/antagonist type I like is the unpredictable one that just makes you question yourself and your assumptions. Like Cave_Dog, for example. ^.^ "
--- Liberty ---



" What tension? It was a classroom. It was a clock which looks nothing like a bomb. It ticked... wow. Tick tock motherfuckers. "
--- Liberty ---



" Oh, and giving King Solomon the foreskins of a hundred men! What an item gathering quest that would be! "
--- pianotm ---



" it's supposed to be an illegitimate game. if it was not conceived within sin's embrace, it cannot be entered. i'm sorry, my child. your pure heart must be shattered. "
--- Craze ---



" The quantity matters less than how much suck you can remove. "
--- Sooz ---



" We're all so determined to turn unity into Super Satan for some reason. "
--- Red_Nova ---



" Be the kind of person that, when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil goes, 'Oh shit, he's up,'"
--- Red_Nova ---



" The posting has only just begun... "
--- InfectionFiles ---



" I won't be on that quote gallery. I'll just keep giving out hugs. "
--- Kylaila ---



" No look, his fetish is completely non-erotic, PG-13 wank material. Don't judge him. "
--- LockeZ ---


" You weren't thinking: You were 12. "
--- Yellow Magic ---



" Tis why I posted it! Join! Please! I need friends. I'm lonely. "
--- Seiromem ---



" You're in for a challenge if you're trying to take the "RMN Town Drunk" title from me. "
--- Pizza ---



" The M is for murders. "
--- Sooz ---



" You're alright, dude. Part of being an adult is doing what the fuck you want. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---



" It's like giving birth to a child, only to then bury the child like you never even had one. "
--- REunfound, on cancelled games ---



" Please excuse me, my brain interpreted Sooz's post as a boss fight "
--- LockeZ ---



" OH NO! WEIRD AND UNFORTUNATE SERVER DESTRUCTION! "
--- unity ---



" One time I made fun of a nerd while he was eating and he ran away crying and I got his pizza. "
--- Sooz ---


" I didnt send you that. Youre worst than... Lets say.... XxXhelazz!! "
--- XxXhelazz ---

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Posting from a Tim Hortons

I only finished the og hero's realm recently and it is definitely one of my favorite rm games! Always been looking forward to this so I'm happy to hear you're working on it still. Sorry about the rough time you've been having in recent years though D:

Kids Design the Darndest Things 3

author=Kail
Can you do me a favor and submit your kid's art as a portfolio to GameFreak
I unironically like some of those better than some of Scarlet/Violet's designs.

Gonna go slice them up neatly for submission now
These are SICK, you really did the original designs justice! Love your designs for the candle and lemonade pokemon especially


Cybarren needed some love, and so I whipped a sprite up really quick!

Homage to Final Fantasy (I) - Possible Chain/Stitch-together Game

What would you say the difference between a chain game and stitching together parts would be? The second option is what I imagined when I heard chain game.

Nice progress btw, the systems look really good so far!! I like the idea of having magic in chests as a halfway between nothing and shop. Locke's ideas on equipment mechanics sound super fun as well!

Paradise Blue

author=LordBlueRouge
...I don't think I ever left a review for this. even though I've mentioned it countless times on discord.
So I'm gonna write it down before I forget (expect edits):

Paradise Blue is the closest anyone has gotten to making a great Final Fantasy Fan game, without actually being Final Fantasy. I've been on rpgmaker.net since 2007 and I haven't seen anything come close. If you're planning on making a Final Fantasy game in rpgmaker - this is the first game you should play.

It's like FF1/FF3/FF5. You create a party. You go on quests. You fight monsters. You earn classes, skills and abilities. Those classes unlock better classes, skills and abilities, the more experience you gain - However, what separates Paradise Blue from other games, is not only the gorgeous and original pixel art that permeates throughout the game, that makes it look like long lost NES JRPG, but the new and unique classes you earn like "Chocolatier" and "Assassin", along side series staples like "DarkKnight", "Summoner" and "Paladin".

Paradise Blue, shows that there is so much more than can be done with Final Fantasy, than what Final Fantasy is doing itself. Paradise Blue is like if someone took a Final Fantasy 1 cartridge and painted this gorgeous mural in acrylic paint on the outside, but also, somehow, on inside of the game itself, while adding new quests, skills and abilities to it - it's like when you hook up your favorite game to a sound system for the first time and start hearing the intricacies of the music or when you hook that favorite game up to a new TV and begin noticing and appreciating the art that went into it. However, this is probably overselling it.

Paradise Blue, was made for rpgmaker2003 - It's the Arts and Crafts of Final Fantasy. There really hasn't been anything else like it, when there really should be. It scratches the surface of what rpgmaker and Final Fantasy, together, could be.

This is a must play for anyone even remotely interested in creating a Final Fantasy fan game; you need to play this game first.
You are absolutely not overselling it!! Paradise Blue is my favorite Rpg maker game for good reason! The mechanics are well thought out and building your party is a joy. The environments are beautiful and the game is just long enough for ppl who just want to get through it, with enough extra content and challenges you can self impose there's always a new way to enjoy it after a playthrough.

I have played it for years and never gotten tired of it.

Kids Design the Darndest Things 3

author=kentona
He was also designing armour with the word "PLOT" on the chest

He's going places with that level of design lmao

@Unity Thank you, Uni!! Definitely going to do more soon myself. At least the evolved form of Willantern.

Kids Design the Darndest Things 3

I tried out Willantern! I like Unity's version a lot too! Your 10 year old is very creative.

I like the cards especially lmao "Only you can protect yourself from burns" is top-tier comedy actually.

Willantern



author=CrazyBabi
I never really tried pixel art besides tileset making.
This would be a new experience.

This is my first entry, Microphone.

THEY'RE so cute!!

Homage to Final Fantasy (I) - Possible Chain/Stitch-together Game

I'd love to participate when you guys get to passing the game around! I also think I prefer 2 for customization options, but am open to 3 if you don't mind scripting out individual inventories.

edit: Very swanky canoe action by the way!!

Old/Lost RpgMaker Games - SegNin's Rare/Obscure RM Games Request Topic

Visited by the ghosts of segnin past...

Secret Santa 2022

Thanks Libby I loved the fanfiction! I was sure to show the rest of the hollow project pals.

Another year, another spot on guess. Gourdy, gourdy never changes~

author=Liberty
OP of thread updated with list. Here it is again though:


Liberty gave to Gourd_Clae
pianotm gave to El_Waka
el_waka gave to Frogge
soulrain gave to Jaiden
OzzyTheOne gave to Nenen
Nenen gave to Orochii
Delsin7 gave to Fomar0153
Frogge gave to OzzyTheOne
Marmalade gave to AGGroAzteca
orochii gave to soulrain
KrimsonKatt gave to Delsin7
CrazyBabi gave to KrimsonKatt
Archeia_Nessiah gave to kalechips
kalechips gave to pianotm
Fomar0153 gave to Cap_H
Cap_H gave to Archeia_Nessiah
Gourd_Clae gave to CrazyBabi
Jaiden gave to Liberty
AGGroAzteca gave to Marmalade

Secret Santa 2022

I got the CUTEST fanfiction for Hollow Project I'm so happy with my gift. I believe it was Liberty that gifted me?

I love it a lot whoever wrote it! The little cube friend fanart was just as cute. Really good Christmas gift thank you!!