LOCKEZ'S PROFILE

Just unleash.

You should be voting to lynch yourself for your play style.

Oh, also, I want a more interesting era. So #travel 2300 AD since someone else already voted for that and that's as good a reason as any.

I am here, and I am Schist. The only way to win is to never vote for me because if I'm attacked I turn into Pazuzu and explode.

...There's not a single person in this game who is going to understand that joke, because half of you weren't in the Pazuzu game, the other half of you haven't played Chrono Trigger, it's a really obscure reference even if you did, and the enemy's name doesn't even appear in the SNES version of the game.

OK so look there's an enemy in 65 million BC called a Schist, it's just a rock with eyes, and it's harmless at the beginning of the fight. But if you attack it, it transforms into a volcano enemy named Pahoehoe, and starts spewing fire at everyone. The reason none of you remember that is because there's a bug in Chrono Trigger's SNES version that prevents its name from updating properly in the battle menu when it transforms, so the game always calls it a Schist for the entire battle, even after it transforms. And the DS version retranslated the enemy names. So the only way you would know that is if you played the PSX version and looked it up in the bestiary. But I swear it's a clever pun because it sounds like Pazuzu, which was an imaginary role that Cavedog fake-claimed as in a mafia game once.

So anyway I'm not actually whatever I said I was, that was a lie.

A lot of cartoon characters are really recognizable because they have bizarre body shapes instead of just looking like humans. Especially if you get the character in the middle of some kind of exaggerated movement, like sneaking quietly with long steps, or hitting someone with a mallet, or screaming. Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Bender, Goku, or Marge Simpson would all be instantly recognizable.

A lot of title screens for TV shows that have an opening sequence would also be pretty recognizable. Modern live-action shows don't have these any more, but all older shows do, as do modern cartoons. You can tell what these are immediately: