SHINAN'S PROFILE

Is the cinema still the largest? I thought it was beat by something in Denmark a couple of years ago.

Location: Southern Finland
City: Ekenäs/Raseborg (After New Year's it'll be called Raseborg)
Boredom-Killer: Movies, Internet
Weather: Cloudy and warm. (at least 10 degrees Celsius)
Cool fact:
When a bunch of towns go together and form the new town of Raseborg after New Year's it'll be the largest town with a Swedish-speaking majority in Finland. I think. I haven't doublechecked the numbers.

The DS has Elite Beat Agents. Which is one of the best handheld games I've ever played.

And Meteos which is also a great game. I got these two when I bought my DS and I've had a hard time justifying buying anything else because I just don't need it!

You should probably categorize by something more finite then instead. So in maker you could have categories like "Makers created years 1990-95" or something.


I know what would also be good. Other - Specify: and then manually see if it's real. And if it's left empty be angry and say "specify you piece of shit".

Little Anne was showering with her dad and looked down and asked:
"When do I get one of those?"
The dad bent down and whispered in her ear:
"Next week when mommy's on a course"


What is red and silver and tries to crawl up the wall?



A man walks by and sees his daughter with a vibrating dildo.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks
"I'm thirty and unmarried. I have to get something" she says.
Later she sees her father sitting on the couch having a beer with the dildo beside him.
"What the hell are you doing?" she asks
"I'm having a beer with my son-in-law."


Two guys were out and wanted to get drunk but they only had a couple of dollars.
"Wait I've got a plan" said one of the guys and went into a shop and came out with a sausage.
"What the hell you wasted our money on that?" the second one said.
"Don't worry man, just follow me."
The go into a bar and order a couple of beers and some whiskey. The second man is freaked out.
"We're going to get into trouble. We don't have any money!"
"Don't worry!" the first man says and raises his glass.
Later when they've emptied their glasses the first man says
"Alright, now I stick the sausage out my pants and you drop down on your knees and suck it.
The bartender sees what they're doing and promptly throws them out. They repeat the scheme for a while until they're thrown out of the tenth bar.
"Man I'm done for. All drunk as hell and all this walking is killing my knees."
"How do you think I feel?" the first man says "I lost the sausage at the third bar!"


"Hey you are a ladies man? Have you ever tried the 'other hole'?"
"No, I don't want any children."


A little girl was watching a wizard doing magic tricks and was filled with awe at them, she turned to her mother.
"How is it done?"
She shrugged and said "I don't know. Perhaps you can ask dad about it."
So the girl went to her dad and asked about the wizard.
"It's magic" he told her.
"But how do you do magic?" the girl asked.
"Uncle Frank knows a lot of magic tricks" the dad said "go ask him."
So the girl went to Uncle Frank and asked him about magic tricks.
"Drop your pants and I'll show you a magic trick" he said and she did as he said.
"Then turn around and face away from me." he said and she did so.
"Do you feel my finger up your ass?" Uncle Frank asked the girl and she nodded, then he showed her his both hands.
"Oh how do you do that?" she asked in wonder.
"It's magic" he answered.




If only I could remember some of the really, really bad ones. I've heard so many in my couple of years of amateur theatre but I can never remember them. Not to mention that most of them get either lost in translation or lost without a proper delivery.

I've never submitted a game but now I saw that the makerlist was very small indeed. Wouldn't it make sense to at least have an "other" option?

EDIT: (Though I think I know the answer to this one: "Fixed in RMN3")