RMN ISLAND: YOU CAN STILL JOIN, MMKAY

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Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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CURRENT GM: Gourd Clae

This is a text forum RPG based off Facepunch Island.
Players wake up in their place of choice in the island and do stuff by inputting commands like "Nightowl: Scavenge for junk."

The rules are simple:
1. No randomly pulling shit into existence. That means, no instant legendary swords. The game master decides what sort of loot you find.
2. I choose the game master.
3. NO GODMODE. Not really even possible with GMs and such.

CURRENT PLAYERS:
LockeZ
Trihan (Reginald T Chinchillington XVII) - Currently in Limbo
Solarlune
wildwes
Dudesoft - Currently never a soft dude
seirorem
Nightowl

CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
On sunny days, I go out walking
1142
GREETING I AM CAVE DOG MASTER OF GAMES
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
That thread you linked is hidden from non-registered users, and I already have enough security issues with the accounts I have been forced to create for 2000+ various websites, so I refuse to make any more that I don't actually need. Plz explain game rules and/or just cuntpaste the original thread here.

You can probably count me in regardless of how it works, but I do need to know how it works.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
WSUP DEN

what's all this now
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
On sunny days, I go out walking
1142
you do not need to know how it works. all rules will be explained in time. You are dazed island survivor, you see. confused and without knowledge of rule. also, I am clearly gamesmaster. it has been decided!!

I can probably handle being the GM, if no-one else wants to do it. Either way, count me in!
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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What does that continent have to do with RMN? It needs a capital for Real Men.
Where is the Tear Harvester Cove? You know, where the Nessies live~

I'd be more than happy to do it, and while Cave also seems eager, he is going to be running a mafia game soon. Which, in my experience, is quite a bit harder than participating in such game. (Competition, oh my...)
I though this had to do something to do with monkey island :(
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
author=Ratty524
What does that continent have to do with RMN? It needs a capital for Real Men.
If you want a map made by a true man for true men, make one.
Also, Gourd Clae is the GM now. Sorry, Cave Dog, but I am giving Gourd the benefit of doubt. Once Clae resigns or I force him to, you can be the next GM.

Boy, this thread took a turn for the worse. Hope you don't mind if I take GM before I abandon this thread.

Matt After a light bulb has literally appeared above your head, you realized you can fashion a shovel without metal, you find the required hard wooden materials and made a wooden shovel! However can be proved to be fragile along the way...

Dei The Emperor! Your glorious charisma has actually convinced most of the natives(some disrespecting you even) to believe your beliefs about the island restoring peace! They've now sworn to help the island in any way they can.

Blockhead Unfortunately, while you're on your way to the north, the massive centipede has started to become frenzied by the morphine later on. It knocks you over and begins to run to the north! On the bright side, it's likely a temporary side effect.

WoodzyX88 You and your companion head around to find weapons around the island. On your way, you find a decayed plane through the jungle. You inspect inside to see almost nothing useful, what does catch your eye is a rusty double barrel shotgun laying beside a skeleton pilot. Grabbing the shotgun, you find out it only has three rounds left!

ZombieWaffe Your attempt to find stuff has proven useless, then again you do find a wooden statue near the beach.

Captain Lex You stay unconscious until a curious crab picks on your noggin with its' clamps. You've now awoken to eat the crab that has awoken you. You monster...

Wespe The gods have forsaken you for healing, but once you decide to order a snack at the Vent-O-Matic, you find a mysterious candy bar waiting for you to eat it. With you hunger for food rising, you eat the bar and feel your whole body healing up! You're now healed.

Kirby and NeonpieDFTBA In a argument between the two. they both agree to help each other out once they've got the chance to do so. Both have formed a alliance!

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With the starvation and the death of his many Nazis, Doom has finally given up on finding the lost technology, two weeks have passed, Doom could already feel his muscles weaken. Day after day the Nazis have given up their faith on Doom and each started to leave the lair for good. Guarding was no longer possible, the lair became an empty place where the deep hole was still not finished.

Then... it all happened.. a darkness has engulfed Doom with an unknown fate... until he now realized he was in a different place... A advanced place where almost everything a evil mastermind could have: A motherfucking technology-filled base! The possibilities were endless! Then wait.... there was no entrance, no exit, no way out... FUUUUUCKKK!

With Doom now trapped under the island, it was matter of time before he became something else inhuman...

Player Statuses

Kirby:
At location with sturdy trees and vines (grants +1 to all rolls which has something with building and getting resources)
Permanent -3 to all rolls in the native village.
Permanent +1 to searching/scavenging rolls.
Unbreakable house, next critical failure/death roll will teleport him back home, farm behind house will grow in 5 turns
Farmstead with plenty of crops and water
In a clearing with a bear. Now has formed an alliance with NeonpieDFTBA
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Sunny Dei:
Base repaired.
Biscuits.
Pretty darn thirsty
Rock that allows him to escape next critical failure
Companion: Jack (+2 to speech rolls, +1 to combat rolls, -1 to stealth rolls while in your party)
Has a load of natives that will help across the whole island
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Doomevil:
Tiger 1 tank(abandoned).
Army of Elderly Nazis(armed, 25 abandoned).
Depleted food.
An unfinished deep hole.
Blueprints for base.
One scientist with amnesia who abandoned the lair.
Super Duper Fucked Up Mech Unit(Abandoned)
Materials for building an impenetrable bunker(Abandoned)
Depleted on rations
Has now merged with his own advanced bunker under the island, preventing him from ever returning to the surface
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Zarjk:
Most of a crew of 530 men, small town (fully repaired).
On himself is a revolver and 6 rounds in the gun, nothing else. (Revolver grants +3 in combat when used, six uses left)
Large supply of wood.
Complete road.
Harbor under construction (Will be completed in 2 turns)
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Matt:
Pocket knife, his wits.
A nice kazoo.
Bow. 15 regular arrows. 5 poison tipped arrows. (Regular grants +1 in combat when used, poison grants +2 in combat when used as well as roll reduction for victim)
-1 to next roll
+1 to strength rolls
Fragile wooden shovel
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Blockhead:
One syringe of morphine. (Grants +2 for medical rolls, one use)
A garrote wire.
A kukri.
Piece of a map.
M1014 shotgun(5 loaded), 12 spare shells. (Grants +3 in combat when used)
Crossbow, 10 bolts (+1 in combat when used, can loot the bolts with successful scavenge rolls on whatever you shot)
GPS. (+1 to navigation rolls)
Marked map.
Black stealth suit (grants +3 to stealth rolls when used during night.)
Sturdy house filled with a shipment of MRE's
Revolver with three mags. (Grants +3 in combat when used)
Wood. Teehee.
Has a runaway giant frenzied centipede.
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Raptors!:
One raptor stuck in a box. UNCONSCIOUS FOR 2 TURNS.
One perfectly fine raptor
One raptor without claws
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
SamG381:
Now has a medium sized house with power for a year.
Box of matches(5 matches inside).
Many weapons and food and water supplies in attic.
Companion: Ella (+1 to combat rolls, +2 to science rolls, -1 to stealth rolls while in your party)
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WoodzyX88:
Impenetrable bunker with food for two years, hiking clothing, and a double-barrel shotgun with 10 ammo (+1 to combat rolls when used)
Revolver with 1 mag (6 ammo, +1 to combat rolls when used)
Ghillie suit (+1 to stealth rolls)
3 MREs
Companion: Lily (+1 to medicinal rolls, +1 to stealth rolls, -1 to combat rolls)
Rusty Double Barrel Shotgun(3 rounds)
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Wespe:
Map to the God-Key. Use it wisely, bro.
Vend-o-Matic which dispenses food on his back
At Mudflats
Fully Healed!
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NeonpieDFTBA:
Thumbs
In clearing, has gained an alliance with Kirbyfactor
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Captain Lexi:
A cold-blooded crab eater!
Has awoken
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Zombiewaffle:
Water, C-Rations, Knife, Matches
Near un-repairable helicopter
Bloody nose. Quite annoying.
Companion: Buzzy (+2 to combat rolls, -1 to stealth rolls)
Near a wooden statue

Here is a sample of a GM's post, by the way. If it's not obvious enough, GMs come up with the outcomes for people's commands and do this after every page.
meisam
meisam your not using semicolon properly, and that's a laughing matter.
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meisam waked up in a dark cave, he dose not have any sense of time or space, his throat is dried, its like he never drink in his whole life, in his surprise he can see every thing clearly, "something is wrong" meisam tell himself, he don't feel anything, in his fear he look to his hand, its a hand of a mummy, "what I am?", he look to his surrounding, he see a lot of skeletons, all decayed they don't even smell anymore. he see a book.
command: read the book.
(hey i want to be a wizard, give me that :P)

My English isn't good enough for this, I am sorry.
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
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Reginald T Chinchillington XVII comes to in an expanse of featureless jungle, with no recollection of preceding events or how he came to be there.

"My stars, there must have been one stonker of a soiree!" he exclaims without a hint of pomposity.

Reginald: Survey jungle for living creatures that might suffice as servants. A man's got to have servants, don't you know.

(I am in Baconic Bay, though I don't know this yet obviously)
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
On sunny days, I go out walking
1142
usurped by gourd clive. I will surely find the supplies needed to overthrow him on island....as regular player.
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
author=meisam
My English isn't good enough for this, I am sorry.
Meisam, and everyone in general, you don't really have to write big roleplaying paragraphs if you don't want to.
You can just write stuff like "Meisam: Explore the island. Shit pants."

Also, Gourd, you're not restricted from playing while you're a GM. It doesn't give you a permission to godmode, though, so refrain from doing that.
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
On sunny days, I go out walking
1142
What!!!!!!! Gourd cannot be allowed to have access to god power. This will greatly interfere with my plan of finding every other survivor and murdering them
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
author=Nightowl
It doesn't give you a permission to godmode, though, so refrain from doing that.
What I just said pretty much means "Gourd Clae cannot use Game Master powers to give himself an upper hand in the game," so no worries.

Obviously, if the GM is too generous with the good items/kills off too many people too quickly/otherwise behaves like a moron, I'll kick him/her.
meisam
meisam your not using semicolon properly, and that's a laughing matter.
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can I be a mummy or we are all humans? I couldn't survive in dungeon crawl as a mummy wizard, maybe I have a better luck here:P
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
1577
Meisam, you can be whatever you want, as long as it's not something like "GIANT DICK DRAGON OF ETERNAL DESTRUCTION" and otherwise overpowered.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
I still don't know what this is.
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
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It's a stoned dog.