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Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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"Winning" internet arguments via dismissive hyperbolic falsehoods and selective ignorance.

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"Take this beautiful moment and make a joke out of it. If you can't, you're a slave to it."

"The imperfections show the face."
Tales from Zilmurik
Epic of Damnation and Redemption

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I'm interested

As one of the peeps on Discord always asking "where is it, huh? huh? what've you done today, huh?", I feel I should put my money where my mouth is and actually contribute to its completion.

Quest Twilight Prince Prophecy Chronicles Review

author=halibabica
Oh no, the joke game wasn't funny to everyone.

That's okay, because not everyone is going to like it and I sure didn't.

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This actually looks pretty cool.

Don't Break The Chain!!

This is super important for those of us with severe "I'll do it tomorrow"-itis. I can't believe how many little things I've gotten done this year alone just by not sleeping until I've done something on my game. It doesn't have to be anything big, just do something.

Heck, database that shit, I dunno. Update some doors, even.

I heard about this through the Grumps and it's changed my life - and it can do the same for YOU!


21 days strong

(I've also stopped drinking Mountain Dew)

What are you thinking about right now?

I remember this thread. It more or less became obsolete the second I appeared in Discord and shit the place up with MS-Paint doodles and camera phone videos.

For those who've yet to join, you totally should.

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First shave of 2019

Open World in Review

author=Dyhalto
Ditto. You tag this as Completed, and you'll have at least this player.


Same

Final Fantasy Blackmoon Prophecy II Review

author=thomasstoutXXV
where to begin to begin with this, first off you can't get a good vibe for a game with only playing 6 hours of a game. As a Lper of the first game and a Tester and LPer of the second game I will say that both games are absolutely great.

The first one is very retro and reminds me so much of 4 and 5. BMP2 on the other hand reminds me so much of 6, the Map layout, the mini Map, the dots. As for backtracking in this game you have a Chocobo WHENEVER you want!!!! the back tracking is nothing in this game!!! Another thing its called a Moogle Charm to avoid battles, so you have that also when walking.

Also sir tis a fan game so of course going to have stuff from the game. Like the camp fire in the first cave is just like in Final Fantasy 4. Hauntly looking like Strago is something you would see in a fan game.

Have you ever lost someone in your life???? This is why Zephyr and Winter are so close to one another, they both share a same bond and that is Ezra!!!!!

Its explained why Jasmine looks the way she does and being alive THAT long. Also seeing everyone around you die and your still living isn't that enough to be depressed??? A lady cant really be a lady when she sees all her loved ones died and there is nothing she can do about it.

You also must no nothing about buying things, the house had to of been up for sale if Carina bought it with her own money, therefore its no longer Reiner's house now is it??

I'm guessing you have never played FF7 before or you would get the Colliseum, you were FORCED to go to the Golden Saucer in FF7 so im sure you bitched about that to. hmmmm idk maybe just maybe there are good things there and he wanted to introduce it to you, maybe it might be like oh idk the Arena from the first one with good items if you take the time to do it!!!! Oh a town that IM FORCED to go in Albrook, idk maybe just maybe this town maybe here for later use lets show it early and come back later for later game things.

You can go through the first cave at level 1, you don't need to grind anything. Collecting things for maybe easy GOLD for later. All the dungeons have MOOGLES that help you get back through the dungeon if you don't like to walk. or or WEAR THE MOOGLE CHARM!!!! You cant complain about long walks and pointless battles when HE GIVES YOU OPTIONS TO AVOID IT!!!!!!!

Im not done LPing the game, so idk what the end is yet but I have gotten far enough to know that its not Super Omega Esper Boss!!!! You review of this game is absolute Trash and Garbage dude. Your Review means absolutely NOTHING to anyone cause you can't properly REVIEW IT AFTER 6 HOURS OF PLAYING A GAME!!!!

Oh for the record Jasmine, Carina, and all the other Female Characters are really really good. look at the first game Ami is one of the best Characters in the game!!!!! There is no sexest as the characters balance each other out!!

And everyone doesn't want to have sex with Jasmine ive been over this, she doesn't really want to be with anyone anyway cause well they will die before she will so whats the point. Godot is an esper, all the other espers are alive so why must Godot die!!!

If I was you i would stop doing reviews until you have played the WHOLE game cause you make yourself look like an ass when you post CRAP like this.

Umm... what the fuck?

Have you ever lost someone in your life????

Yes, I have.

If I was you i would stop doing reviews until you have played the WHOLE game cause you make yourself look like an ass when you post CRAP like this.

Maybe I don't want to play the whole game because it wasn't fun? I made that mistake with FFBP and I'm still sitting on a whole bunch of feelings for it years later.

And above all:

where to begin to begin with this, first off you can't get a good vibe for a game with only playing 6 hours of a game.

6 hours is an insane amount of time to invest in any game. Just because it's an RPG doesn't mean it requires more time to get a feel for.

[RMMV] [RMVX ACE] Okay, Let's Have This Discussion: Sample Maps

Okay, Let's Have This Discussion: RTP

I busted my ass to do things my way with these resources and shame on anyone who goes into this thinking "oh poo on you" just because I've gone through and rearranged, recolored, spliced, made panoramic scenes out of, and learned the ins and outs of RTP. I've put in the time and have learned quite a bit. What was my purpose in doing this? To prove it could be done. You know where that's gotten me? A few bucks richer and literally front page RPG Maker 2000... and I'm still learning, still practicing and still producing. Every prospective buyer sees my work before they even click "Add to Cart". I didn't give up after 1,000 maps or 10,000 hours or 10 failed projects or whatever other bullshit excuse you're giving yourself to fall back on copy/pasting someone else's baby tools for babies and parade it around as equal to my work. I never stopped trying and shame on you for doing so! Keep working! Do better! Push farther!

I, too, pull my hair out over writing my stories and balancing battles and making the most of what this program can accomplish. I neglect nothing, but my specialty is mapping. I've never tasted success more than one four star review on a side project, but that's not my prize and that's not the end goal. Both of these are when I finish and release my dream to the public. After that, who knows, but this is me and this is what I work for. What are you striving for? What is your dream?

Years, YEARS I've listened to people say that RTP is lazy. These same people prided themselves on using rips from SNES games. You know where those games are? Obscure and two clicks away from getting wiped off the web for copyright infringement. "I downloaded these bitmaps off geocities in 2002" does not equal effort. Sick misao, buddy; may it keep you warm in no man's land. If I wanted to learn how Final Fantasy 6 used its graphics and replicate Final Fantasy 6 and call it something stupid like "Rebellion: A Ronultinian's Duty" (see? I made a custom name to info dump), it might look good in the Screenshot Thread, but people will pretty quickly (and justifiably so) look at it and think "haven't I played this exact game before?" I've had to muscle past what everyone else is doing to find my own flavor. Let them come after me if they want, but so long as I keep striving, I'll remain different. Take the lump of clay that is you and turn it into the shape you want it to be!

Keep using sample maps and you'll never have your own flavor... and in the end, that's worse than being lazy. Lazy affects you in the moment, but not speaking your mind - not doing you - will haunt you forever. Fuck the noise of regret!

I've been in this mess for almost as long as you have, and you know what? I don't mak excuses, I - mak - gams.

*mic*

Most Violent RPG Maker Game?

So I'm watching some videos out there on the Tube and they're not exactly the happiest of the bunch; reviews of Plague Dogs and Watership Down - you know, that sort of thing. Really bummer stuff (and inadequately rated, if I do say so myself), but that's got me thinking: how far have we pushed the envelope in terms of graphic violence in our games? I can think of some uncomfortable examples and the people who made them, but outside of horror games and their tendency to use blood and gore as a cheap fright ("ooo, body parts... it_is_a_mystery.jpg"), what are some of the more gratuitous examples of an 8-bit, one point, shredding Prickly People Pulper?

Has there ever been a need for more than a Teen rating for RPG Maker games? I'm morbidly curious.