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author=Sooz
Once I was playing this old arcade game called Poly... something. Polybouse? Polybuses? Something like that. It was this weird puzzle game thing, sort of like Tetris but not falling blocks, just that sort of pace.

So I was doing really well, level 8 on just one quarter, and there was this line of people behind me (it was a really popular game), but I was in the zone so I barely noticed them. Then like I beat 8 and there was some kind of flashy light thing. I thought it was a victory cutscene or something but then text stuff started showing up. It wasn't garbled like in the Pac-Man kill screen or anything, but it was just some random words that flashed really fast.

Weirdly, I guess everyone in line was epileptic or something, because next thing I knew, I was at the back of the line and they were all sprawled down on the floor. I think someone was carrying some red ink or something, because that stuff was EVERYWHERE. Like some even got on my hands somehow.

Anyway, that was a really unfortunate glitch because apparently after it caused a whole bunch of epileptic seizures, the arcade had to shut down for a while, which sucked because that game was freakin awesome. Man, I wish I could still play it! I was apparently really torn up about it when the arcade got rid of it, like tantrums and stuff. I don't remember, but Mom says I had to talk to a therapist about it for a while.

Now that I'm actually telling the story, I don't know why I went to the back of the line after that glitch. I guess I was going to go tell the staff about it? Only I probably wouldn't have wanted to leave my place. The players got really cutthroat about getting a turn sometimes. Like, DDR had nothing on it!

So that's my old puzzle game glitch story thank you for reading and God bless.