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Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving!
Just make you’re not like me and spill some of the scallop potato juice all over the kitchen counter, okay?
But otherwise, hope you guys have a yourself yummy feast!
(And no, Ocean, you can't have any, go away!) *slaps hand*
Don’t you just love dungeons with three or less rooms in them and have a crap-ton of enemies to fight?
And I’m not talking about boss rushes either!
And even worse if the dungeon has no interesting puzzles, set pieces or even any rhyme or reason for the party to even go there in the first place!
Seriously, please don’t put any dungeons like this in your games. It’s almost like your dungeon designer decided to do just the basic bare minimum and clock out early this week. Good on him or her though for taking advantage of the situation! But it doesn't look that good for you.
And even worse if the dungeon has no interesting puzzles, set pieces or even any rhyme or reason for the party to even go there in the first place!
Seriously, please don’t put any dungeons like this in your games. It’s almost like your dungeon designer decided to do just the basic bare minimum and clock out early this week. Good on him or her though for taking advantage of the situation! But it doesn't look that good for you.
Please convince me to drop the cash for MZ
“Hey kid?”
“You wanna be COOL like the rest of your friends here on RMN, right?”
“- Of course you do!”
“That’s why you need to put down the COOL hard cash and get yourself RPG Maker MZ and all of the DLC, and become the COOLEST camel in all of game making! OH!”
In other words...do it for the peer pressure! You don't wanna be a lameo like me and not have MZ yet, right? Right!?
author=kentona
my game will be ready by 20021
Ouch. Better start finally hunkering down and build that time machine!
leave him where he is
Says the evil replica.
Even with the replica, it’s still gonna take him a while, regardless.
author=unity
Yeah if you keep moving him around, Hero's Realm: Heroic Edition will never get finished!
Even with the replica, it’s still gonna take him a while, regardless.
bring back kentona
And we’re counting on you to find him!
Rumor has it that the original Kentona is still alive somewhere, waiting to be rescued by a noble prince… But first, you must find the Giant's Wizard Key in order to release him from his prison which is somewhere buried deep within in a frozen land… Good luck.
Rumor has it that the original Kentona is still alive somewhere, waiting to be rescued by a noble prince… But first, you must find the Giant's Wizard Key in order to release him from his prison which is somewhere buried deep within in a frozen land… Good luck.
bring back kentona
author=Liberty
The biggest conspiracy is that he ever left.
* Meanwhile, in a secret base far off the Cayman Islands… *
Assistant: *suddenly busts in the room* …Sir! They’re on to us! They know about Project Kentonus!
Director: Ah, yes… “Project Kentonus”…an experimental procedure to clone the original Kentona and replace him with an almost perfect replica of the real thing to say and do what we please… How could I possibly forget such a divine creation!?
Assistant: I-I think they’re starting to realize that the Kentona that they see online is NOT the real thing.
Director: Impossible...! The way that it talks, the way that it moves - the way that it picks teams in the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs…! How could one not notice the difference between the two - they’re perfectly similar; I made sure of it!
Director: No matter… Perhaps it it time for Alpha Protcol Seven to commence…!
Assistant: “Alpha…Protocol…Seven???”
Director: - Yes…! Find the infidels, like ESBY...and eliminate them at all costs before they spread more misinformation and ruin our perfect plan!
Assistant: Understood. *begins to walk away from the alter, then suddenly stops to turn around and comes back*
Assistant: I-If you don’t mind me asking, sir…what is this…“perfect plan” of yours, anyway???
Director: That’s simple.
Assistant: ?
Director: The real Kentona was too soft, too…easy-going in nature to mould into a perfect battle hardened leader for chaos and despair…! If he could not lead himself - nor his troops - into a struggle for Indie Game Making supremacy - then we shall do the next best thing: Replace the real Kentona with an almost perfect replica of himself - willing to do our bidding! Once every one has begun to fall in line with this new Kentona’s vision for the future instead of that “useless Aussie woman” running the show, then we can slowly corrupt and capture the rest of the ranks and replace them all with almost perfect replicas too. It’s perfect!!!
Assistant: This all sounds so rather complicated - and VERY expensive…
Director: Thank GOD that the Tax Payers have deep enough pockets to pay for such stupid shit like this...
Assistant: …
Director: - Now go...! Go and eliminate ESBY and the other infidels! We must continue to keep the rest of RMN in the dark about this. If news should ever break out about this…!
Assistant: I can assure you that they will be dealt with rather swiftly and that NO one else will know about this. *double cocks his shotgun before beginning to walk away and leave the scene*
Director: Good... Very good... *turns around and slowly walks to look on overhead from afar from his very large window*
Director: …A world of almost perfect replicas…
Director: …shall soon be a world that I shall be a part of!!!
* Insert maniacal laughter and slow cut to black *
rtmp://a.rtmp.youtube.com/live2 gonna stream Densetsu no Kusoge and talk about it.
Well, as long as you occasionally drop in once in a while and say hello and that you’re still alive, that’s allllll we could ask for.
rtmp://a.rtmp.youtube.com/live2 gonna stream Densetsu no Kusoge and talk about it.
I thought that you died (or at least disappeared into the Void).
Hmmm…I’ve never heard of this game before. I wonder what it is? *checks it out*
…Oh god. Why would you even torture yourself like that!? (Then again, you did make that crappy Chrono Trigger joke game from years ago. Maybe this is you having to pay penance for that, lol.)
Either way, it's good to you see back.
Hmmm…I’ve never heard of this game before. I wonder what it is? *checks it out*
This game is very well known in Japan for how bad it is. It's even known by the Japanese as "Densetsu no Kusoge" (伝説のクソゲー), which translates to "Legendary Shitty Game", meaning the game is even worse than other Kusoge games.
…Oh god. Why would you even torture yourself like that!? (Then again, you did make that crappy Chrono Trigger joke game from years ago. Maybe this is you having to pay penance for that, lol.)
Either way, it's good to you see back.
Making a game is a lot more fun than promoting a game. Just saying.
Yeah, as someone who once hyped his game up long ago for trying to be something much bigger than it’s not, I feel that promoting your game way too much can also lead to negative consequences down the road if the game doesn’t perform as well as you advertise it to be. It’s like what Marrend said; you have to strike a fine balance between promoting your game too much without shoving it down people’s throats and also not staying too silent about it so it doesn’t happen to get released one day out of the blue and then it gets completely ignored in favor of other games and gets shoved down the pipeline with the rest of the unforgotten. You don’t want that!
But then again, in contrast, if I didn’t hype my game up as much I did back then, then I don’t think people would even care or remotely talk about it or even remember it today, good or bad. So sometimes hype CAN be a good thing, I guess it just depends on how things turn out in the end.
Either way, I like promoting stuff. I always find it fun to come up with your ultimate marketing strategy before you happen to set things in motion and bring it to fruition. I also like it when you get to work on things in secret that no one knows about and then one day, out of the blue - bam! Here’s my game, sucka! SEE ITS MAJESTICNESS!!!
(And then Craze hates it, because it's made in 2k3 and apparently 2k3 sucks.)
But then again, in contrast, if I didn’t hype my game up as much I did back then, then I don’t think people would even care or remotely talk about it or even remember it today, good or bad. So sometimes hype CAN be a good thing, I guess it just depends on how things turn out in the end.
Either way, I like promoting stuff. I always find it fun to come up with your ultimate marketing strategy before you happen to set things in motion and bring it to fruition. I also like it when you get to work on things in secret that no one knows about and then one day, out of the blue - bam! Here’s my game, sucka! SEE ITS MAJESTICNESS!!!
(And then Craze hates it, because it's made in 2k3 and apparently 2k3 sucks.)
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