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BizarreMonkey
I'll never change. "Me" is better than your opinion, dummy!
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author=Frogge
ur banne? how can u post den?
Believe me! I'm asking the same questions!

author=Frogge
That aside, I don't really like the clash of styles here. You could probably make them all in that simplistic style and it would look good, but why have half of them simplistic and half of them RTP like?
It's a work in progress. I'm still working on phasing out the RTP.

Here's one of the 24 new faces for Rolly.

What are you thinking about right now?

author=Kaliesto
No I didn't want to offend anyone. I made that as a light jest. Trolls go out of their way to offend someone rather offensively. I just hope Kentona grants me mercy so I can get back on here again at home. I was being a parody of a troll in reality.
I have a much more lighthearted definition of troll, I guess!

I know you didn't mean any ill will. Also I wouldn't worry... getting banned here is like trying to cure cancer, I'm actively proving it may be even harder.

You'll be fine.

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author=eplipswich
BM, no offence, but you really need to go get a life.
>Attending University
>Has had real life friends for half a year.
>Has made 7 games not including massive remasters.

Yep, I sure am lacking in life.

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author=unity
I don't care about dumb forum drama with skype-logs and he-said she-said crap. I care about common human decency. Get some. Stop calling other people douches while you're wearing the douche-hat. Other people can only be 50% of the problem. The rest is on you.
I fully recognize I'm a large part of the problem.

WHY DO YOU THINK I'M ASKING TO BE BANNED?

author=unity
I've said my piece, and you've chosen to ignore it.
You were fighting a lost cause from the beginning. I made that very clear.

It's at this point your hope now betrays you.

author=unity
I'll always hope you can mature and maybe talk with us on some sort of reasonable level as you make your games, but until that day comes, I have no more patience for you.
Okay, later.

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author=unity
To ban, or not to ban--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of coming on a website, being insensitive, and being called out on it...
Or to take arms against one's own lack of self control and maybe actually grown and learn in some way.
Nah.

I ain't changing who I am just so one useless forum can like me.

I have tried in the past but you fucks are impossible to please.

I stopped trying to go back a while ago.
author=Zeigfried_McBacon
Sure you do, just don't log in. And stop trying to troll me, or any other guy on this forum by refering to a dude as your dad; no one here would want to be you daddy (and you know this quite well).
Dum.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. And you should know that when I call people 'Dad' it's more a way of saying 'yeah no shit my Dad could have thought of that but guess what it ISN'T THE SOLUTION!

IF I WERE IN A MOOD TO LEAVE QUIETLY, I WOULDN'T STILL BE HERE... WOULD I?

I'm gonna repeat myself because I love doing that! You guys made me love doing it because you never fucking listen the first time!
author=BizarreMonkey
Are you actually retarded? Can you not math good enough to realize I'm not gonna change anything by having my ass banned? Have you not yet calculated how COMPLETELY USELESS this site has proven as a platform to market my games on?

Hey while I'm all on basically deathrow here's another pet peeve of mine you guys excel at irritating.

IF YOU READ A BIG POST I MADE.

AND WERE IN THE KNOW.

MAYBE I WOULDN'T MAKE SUCH BIG POSTS IN THE FUTURE?

Also, most of my decisions and actions are driven on spite.

You don't want walls of text?

OH YOU'LL HAVE YOUR WALLS OF TEXT, RIGHT AFTER I FINISH REMOVING THIS RASH ON MY BACKSIDE!

Of all the shit posting here and the one person who says more than two lines --he whom offers you KNOWLEDGE!!!-- is the one you ignore.

How childish. No wonder we were never meant to engage nicely.

You could learn a thing or two about me, learn how to provide us all a happy ending.

But you won't, because you're ignorant dbags.

The strategy to defeating me is to understand me, and RMwebs should know! As they had all the knowledge they could get, yet they read only enough to find out they had learned fuck all, and retreated back to their hovel eating shit pies I'd thrown their way.

A WHOLE FUCKING FORUM LOST TO ONE PERSON IN AN ATTACK THEY STARTED AND THEY HAD MY SKYPE CHAT LOGS.

YET THEY STILL FAILED, BECAUSE THEY ARE IGNORANT!

And it rings a bit of a bell, maybe you're right Unity, maybe...

This game between us will NEVER END!

author=Pizza
Maybe if we all set BM to our ignore list he'll just leave
EASIER SAID THAN DONE, ISN'T IT???

OR DIDN'T I ALREADY MENTION?

YOU FREAKS LOVE TO SUFFER.

Also that's so inconvenient, that's like 500 presses where one single press could do it all on a whim.

The Admins picked a really bad time to sleep.

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author=unity
author=BizarreMonkey
I was wondering if anyone was going to pick up on that.

Been doing it since the OP.
author=Sooz
Being so annoying that nerds on a nerd forum can't even stand you is not really the same as watching your best friend and sibling die and then being slaughtered.


Also if that was what Sooz meant, then he's approaching it from a broken perspective, lorewise.

Flowey's lack of empathy is because of him having no soul, not because he'd done horrible things.

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How dare you buttholes actually force me to patent my own brand of self control.

But you know what's going on here now, huh?

Maybe Kentona will fight, maybe Lib will, but for now, looks like thanks to some unhealthy obsession, I'm stuck here, to be tormented by whiny children.

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author=unity

author=Jeroen_Sol
author=unity
Interesting, I was getting the exact same Flowey vibes.
I was wondering if anyone was going to pick up on that.

Been doing it since the OP.

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author=Zeigfried_McBacon
If you want to be banned so badly do it yourself.
I WOULD IF I COULD, DAD! >:[

But I don't have access to a 'personal banhammer' so that isn't happening.

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author=slash
a whole lotta words and not a bit of substance
>Implying you read any of it.

I didn't come here to write walls I came here to get rid of them.

Just think about it, no Biz, no more walls of text, no more crude jokes at the expense of idiots, no more sockjuck tales or vending machine trivia.

NO MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE THAT NO ONE BUT ME GIVES A SHIT ABOUT!!!

Imagine no Biz. :O

It sounds good, right?

Do it.

Ban me.

Let your hate guide your arrow and pierce the heart of monotonous drivel and forewarning that is me.

Silence he who loved, he whom is holier than thou, silence he whom calls the children home.

End it.

. . .

You aren't going to are you?

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A RABBLE OF COWARDS!!!

Backed by a tough exterior, but... it's all so charming an act.

YOU CAN'T EVEN BANISH ONE PERSON.

A PERSON WHO DOESN'T MATTER.

PATHETIC!!!

To use this in a new light...
author=LockeZ
what the fuck is wrong with you
Seriously! What is? Are you actually retarded? Can you not math good enough to realize I'm not gonna change anything by having my ass banned? Have you not yet calculated how COMPLETELY USELESS this site has proven as a platform to market my games on?

I changed a lot when RMwebs did it, sure.

But the difference here is unlike there where it was without warning and felt like a betrayal.

I know I damn well deserve it.

I want it. Yes, it's the easy way out, but guess what, I've got games to make.

THIS FORUM IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME.

90% OF MY TIME THAT GETS WASTED GETS WASTED HERE.

THERE'S NO BENEFIT OF KEEPING ME AROUND OUTSIDE OF MY AMUSEMENT AT YOUR SUFFERING.

I didn't come here to justify myself or make amends or any of that horseshit, don't you idiots understand yet?

I'm only here still because it means I can exploit you for my personal benefit.

BUT YOU WANT THAT, DON'T YOU?

You sick, silly little children.

Maybe all of you should considering a rousing bit of professional help too.