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BizarreMonkey
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This'll be my penultimate post here, probably.

What are you thinking about right now?

You guys couldn't ban something if it literally shat at you and then proceeded to wave it's dirty bum in your face.

The only reason I even got expatriated for thirty days was, at least from what Libby told me, an automated system that happens on the count of 3 warnings.

It doesn't even feel like thirty days have passed.

Do you really think I've learned anything from this? No.

Why?

Why do you keep me around when all I seem to do is bring misery?

Is it some perverted sense of self-righteousness, or do you actually enjoy suffering?

I just don't understand.

I like this avatar, tho! Thanks!

Also I gotta say I've been banned in quite a few places, you'rs was at least a little comedic about it, though you might wanna update your joke, most of my friends were like... what the hell?

Like I didn't even feel bad, actually was kinda disappointed when I heard it wasn't deliberate or permanent.

Guess you guys just can't resist insufferable pricks.

Intelligence: Net-Ready!

Thanks mate!

It is with some grain of shame, that I confess this won't be here much longer.

You'll be able to find it in several other places though.

What are you thinking about right now?

author=Mirak
People are so hostile everywhere on the internet. It makes me a bit sad. I miss being a teenager and only noticing pleasantries and easy paced discussions everywhere i went. The 15-20 somethings of yesterday were a bit better company than the average cynical, jaded, bitter 25-40somethings of today.
This is a difference in community rather than internet I think. The RPG Maker crowd has definitely soured a little over time, some blame this on the introduction of scripts to the scene which invited a younger generation but frankly i think it's more that no one seemed to realize that having no scripting support was kind of shit.

Personally I'd blame the monopoly Degica and to that extent most of RMwebs and VXace.net have instilled on the market but hey the past is behind us.

It's also that when the internet first started both America and Australia were in much better states and conditions than nowadays where America is on the verge of a second civil war and Australia's being transformed into a shit pit and i haven't been keeping track of Europe but those frenchies aren't having a good time in recent news.

On that note I'm staying at home for Christmas, mostly because I have a feeling I.S.I.S attack on france was only a warning, they'll strike on a night which would usually be beset by mirth and joy. Also a Pagan Holiday?

Christmas. And the big Christmas parties and festivals?

Yep, people, lots of them are going to die.

ow that edge

also i just dont really attend christmas socials anyway so


Also jfc I need a better Christmas motto.

Here guys in the Spirit of Christmas suggest to me the most greedy, snide and grinch-worthy witticisms you can think of, I will choose the one I like the most for my user title that I get by sharing with RMN five dollars of my monthly allowance.

Of course I by no means am under any obligation to use any of them and also I can if I desire change it at any given time.

Til I get a good one I'm gonna quote stupid things people say in response to my flapping off. This will entice you to think harder, nyeh-heh-heh!
(Yeah I'm actually not gonna do that because it's too much effort.)

author=Mirak
And yes, maybe i'm just pointing out the obvious fact that growing up fucking sucks.
Hey, don't worry, pretty soon you'll learn how easy people like you are to exploit, then you can have your turn. It's what I call the cycle of generational blackmail. The young impressionable doofus' get exploited until they become aware, then they exploit the next in line, doing it on the rung above doesn't work because every mistake you'll make they've made already.

Our world is great if you know how to swindle it right.

Says the guy who's never earned an illegitimate cent in his life.

Anyone want to write a story every day for a year?

author=BizarreMonkey
I'll give my answer by the 29th of this month.
I've decided. I know it's a little early. But I've had a lot of time to think recently.

I'm in. Let's dooo eeeeet!

How will we orchestrate it? Will we have a thread that we submit our daily stories to, or submit them to a google docs archive?

These are important questions!

Here's a start anyway: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHmXcolJC2mcJh3cTSoriuAsUrGggj6pXKZEfiGQtAU/edit?usp=sharing

Write a story with a sentence.

Then sirens were heard...

OOC:
author=Liberty
(mufufufufu~)
I cackled so manically seeing you type this.

Deserves a novel of its own.

What are you thinking about right now?

author=pianotm
BizarreMonkey
This sentence hurts my brain. Do you not know how old you are now? Were you 20 and aren't sure where in the range of 20ish you were when you had your Star Wars phase? Or do you not know that Star Wars came out in 1977?
Sorry! I was born in 1988, in Australia Star Wars hit cinema's in 1990, or at least that's what I was told.

18 or so years later, 2008 and beyond. I watched the movie in the comfort of my home, to remind me what it all was.

This lead me to appreciate it in a new light. Thus begun my star wars phase, which was from around 2010 to 2012.

As a kid, I couldn't enjoy them to the extent my adult self did.

Write a story with a sentence.

But Jenny, was nothing short of determined...

What are you thinking about right now?

author=SnowOwl
Didn't we already have the gun discussion a couple of times?
It'll keep happening so long as the irons are hot.

author=Zeigfried_McBacon
Is it bad that im hooked on stuff from Japan that came out when I was 10 years old?

Nothing wrong with that! The old can be as interesting as the new for those new to it, yes?

I got into Star Wars super late. Like i was two when the first movie came out, only got around to watching it outside of the cinema now that I'm 20 or something. (Or was when I had my 'star wars phase'.)

What are you thinking about right now?

Supanova was awesome! I got a really sweet Blanket with Jack Skellington all over it. Met some really cool people, got a few photos, entered the cosplay contest (though was too exhausted to stick around long enough to see if I was a winner.) and got a lot of compliments on my outfit. Considering I had only a day and the following morning to get it all ready I'm over the moon about how well it all went.


These are 'Homestucks', they like to dress in funny clothes.

More here:
http://bizarremonkey.imgur.com/all/?

Now I'm sure you all have questions that you aren't game to ask so I'll be a dear and ask for you!

Wait, you're a furry?
No! Goodness no! Just an enthusiastic cosplayer. The current conventions of what makes a furry a furry are a very blurred sort. I just would rather avoid the tag by association. I'm sure all of you have dressed up as something inhuman once or twice.

Was the Jade Harley cosplay done because you like the character or because you could pull it off without too much effort?
Bit of both, I think Dogtier Jade is radical, but she's also very similar to me, caucasian, wears glasses, has long brown hair, only difference is our genders and she has 'Jade' eyes. I have brown.

Still, I didn't 63 her character, I 63'd me. Hue! I was on a Stage with at least 400 hundred people cheering me on, it was nervewracking, but awesome! I was super timid, haha.

Like I seem a lot of bold and brave here but when you publicly stand in front of 600 or so people it's a little different!

I can't think of any other questions, so feel free to ask anything I missed.

@Ratty: I actually saw an outrageously good cosplay of Poppy, wish I'd taken a picture now.

author=Max McGee
What the fucking fuck just fucking happened in this thread?? Just an insane explosion of hostility out of nowhere smeared all over the last few pages.
Me and a bunch of others decided it was too boring talking about non-controversial things so we livened the place up.

Then everyone blamed me for everything I dunno seems pretty standard!