BIZARREMONKEY'S PROFILE

author=Sated
It's confusing that you both have the same avatar.

The fun has been doubled!

Was showing this thread to some fellas who like me, and one of them had this reaction.

All this clearly intense discussion going on and then "do you like bubble tea?"

Joseph Seraph is a true icon

He's right, too.

You don't let anything bother you and are chipper as always.

Here's another from a different fella, same group.

joseph seraph is truly the hero we need, but do not deserve

See, you don't budge, you don't get salt, you don't react like a two year old to someone reacting like a two year old. That's why you're awesome.

Sooz figured it out first. Those of hostility will get hostility, because they want it, seek it, that's why they post here, instead of just watching the fireworks like Sated or having fun with it and not treating it like a big deal like Joseph.

In truth, I want to be banned, or just outright ignored, so I can move beyond and forget about this forum.

While the seeds of vitriol remain, so will I.

Sated has the amazing power of giving zero fucks, a mentality all of you might want to adopt if you want to stay sane.

Being permabanned is the easy way out.

It would be if it weren't so difficult. Still, i think this line speaks well for the sites amazing public record for not-banne.

Like I've seen one banned member, that's it.

Lockez
Your games are worth more than the forum's sanity, but you could also just shut the fuck up and stop being a raving lunatic and then there wouldn't be any more problems.

Might be a bit long, I was thinking just the...

Lockez
Your games are worth more than the forum's sanity

Would work, too.

Yeah. Thankfully I've devised a pretty harmless plan to get myself banned.

Harmless and funny to some who may behold.

It will also mean I don't have to type nearly as much.
Kentona has 5 hours and 32 minutes to decide his forums fate.

DUMP OR TRUMP, KENT? DUMP OR TRUMP.

I have become an autocrat, it seems.

Three new warnings, no ban.

So in other words, unless I go over the line, I'm above the law.

That's a dangerous power to give me, lol.

Hope you know whatcher doin Kentona.

author=Sooz
Actually the comparison is a bit apt since the Right and Proper way to play Undertale is to blow off Flowey and just be happy and make friends with everyone while he gets more and more pissed because you're not engaging with his completely baffling desire for a fight.

Here is a cute octo

This guy gets it!

But yet you bite the hand that feeds you.
Ow, my edge just got edger.

author=Sooz
Now if only it could increase MS as well!

I'd be swimming in MS!

author=JosephSeraph
ahahahhahahah this still a thing

I know right?

Silly children can't resist.

author=Zephyr
However, I hope this could just be dropped peacefully...

I did ask nicely.

But nobody listened.

So whatever happens, it's as much their fault as it is mine.

They have the power to do away with me, I, who wants to be done away with.

But it seems they wont, they think that by giving me what i want, they'll be letting me win.

Maybe they would be.

But that the innocent will be forced to suffer, regardless. You have them to thank along with me, for that.

You guys want to shut me up, but yet you can't even do it when i give you the reason and permission.

You can't even shut up yourself!

Gotta give props to these artists who make flowey even more terrifying. It'd be a real doozy if I had to make these images myself.

author=Jeroen_Sol
I was going to say that even Flowey wasn't beyond redemption, and that eventually even he turned around and asked you not to reset everybody's happy ending.

Unfortunately, the flowey vibes are only for the sake of giving those who don't know i commonly act out parts a bit of fear or trepidation.

To defeat me, you would need to show me compassion, show me that you give a shit about what it is I do. or if not that, at least give me a purpose that makes me feel important.

BUT YOU WON'T. AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO LET ME HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. I DON'T DESERVE IT. I JUST WANT YOU TO FORCE ME TO SHUT UP.

I JUST WANT TO BE BANNED, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

NOT LIKE I'M GIVING YOU A CHOICE, ANYWAY.

author=Jeroen_Sol
But you know what? This Flowey charade must stop.

Telling me what to do?

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

You remind me of her a little, though your tone is a lot less barbed and snappy.

You haven't learned a thing.

author=SnowOwl
And here, my good people, we have the typical special snowflake in his natural habitat, the internet. You can identify it by its need for attention, while simultaneously asking for the opposite. Truly a sight to behold.

I don't want to be this way, but unless I'm banned, i know me, i won't be able to stop.

YOU'VE MADE IT TOO EASY!!!

author=kentona
WAAAHHH! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!

Hey, to my credit it's working. This thread is currently more active than the 2000 pager vying for dominance. And you could have all just ignored or banned me.

BUT THIS RESULT, IT'S YOURS TO TAKE FAULT FOR. ALL OF YOU!!!

YOU JUST CAN'T RESIST CAN YOU, YOU CLAMOR THAT I'M SOME ATTENTION SEEKING DINGBAT, YET HERE YOU ARE, ACTIVELY BOLSTERING THE BHEAVIOUR LIKE MINDLESS SHEEP.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID AND SELF-DEFEATING YOU ARE.

But man, you sure don't like banning people, huh? I have to wonder if it's some sick game of your own, or if it's because you are so hellbent on not letting me have my way, that you'd put me in the position of an autocrat because of your pathetic moral sensibilities.

You can't win, I get banned or I stay here making appearances purely to torment you, and then brag about how I'm invincible because no one here has any spine!

THE ONLY "GOOD" OPTION IS TO CEASE THE FIRE BEFORE I MAKE MORE PEOPLE ANNOYED.