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Attila the Honey Badger / LockeZ Fighter Class

HP: 15 (-13)
Plot Points: 19
Lead Pieces: 80 LP
Status Effects: Omni-Effect: Euphoria. Makes the user feel amazing and trip out.


Shticks:
Devour: 5 - Eat someone whole, in one giant bite. They can escape with a Disarm Trap or Break Down Door roll, otherwise get burped up eventually and take 1d6 Damage! This can be used to carry someone, but the same damage applies.

Inventory:
- Catapult (1d6+X Damage, Fire Gun skill-based. X is determined by ammunition.)
- Mysterious MacGuffin Key
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Chakes Pierre / MrChears Wizard Class

HP: 7 (-3)
MP: 12
Plot Points: 19
Lead Pieces: 30 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Schticks:
Tragedy: 5 - Causes the Target to gain the Tragic status effect. Not only does the Target add +3 to all rolls, but the Animator will also go out of his way to torture the Target. Lasts 1d6 Turns.

Magical Schticks:
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Inventory:
- Feather
- Wooden Door (w/ Magical Shielding)
- List of Signatures on back of menu
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Rick O'Shea / Hexatona Thief Class

HP: 11 (-7)
Plot Points: 20
Lead Pieces: 80 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 9
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Shticks:
Lockpick - 6 Using whatever blunt object may be handy (including one's own head), the user begins to break the lock. The best way to break into a place--- is to BREAK into it!
Maximum Boggle: 8 - Only works when attacking from behind! Causes Target to remain Boggled for 3 Turns instead of 1!
Bag of Many Things: 5 - If the roll is successful, anything you want is inside the bag, except special story items, keys, or other meta-nonsense.
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Inventory:
- Utility Knife (with a Frying Pan inside)
- Macguffin Key
- Stamp Collection
- Can of Red Paint
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Hameln / Shinan Thief Class

HP: 12 (-9)
Plot Points: 18
Lead Pieces: 50 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Shticks:
Vanish - Can disappear entirely. A Smell roll can detect the user; as could anything the user walks through.
Maximum Boggle: 8 - Only works when attacking from behind! Causes Target to remain Boggled for 3 Turns instead of 1!
Bag of Many Things: 5 - If the roll is successful, anything you want is inside the bag, except special story items, keys, or other meta-nonsense.
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Inventory:
- Needle
- Macguffin Key
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Chakes / Chears
Springing from bar patron, to bar patron, Chakes spins and ducks across rhe crowd while singing;
"What doth thou dreamith,
What doth thou dreamith?
Doth thou hast thy dream within thy heartith?!
What doth thou dreeeeam?"
And for some darn reason, none of the Toons could fein to resist the alure of a musical number. One by one, the bar patrons joined in.
The Bear bellowed in perfect baritone:
"My heart doth desire the a river of blood to swim in.
To have mine enemies driven before me
And to hear the lamentation of the womeeeennn!"
Following this, Chakes jumps back to a new patron with the chorus; "What doth thou dreamith,
What doth thou dreamith?
Doth thou hast thy dream within thy heartith?!
What doth thou dreeeeam?"
Then the dog warrior belts out, "My dream be simple!
For all the lands to know my sword!
And to avoid an unsightly pimple!"
Chakes belts out the chorus again.
Now the Fencer Squirrel chimes in, "There is no dream, thou musteth know.
That bests eating ice cream.
Mine figure always suffers, though!"
Chakes again, with the chorus.
The thief weasel crows, "My lust for loot rules my world.
A treasure trove is mine dream.
It causes mine vision to be blurred!
Chakes choruses again, but then everyone joins in with it. Finally, he points at the lizard thief...



The lizard scowls, saying, "No musicals." Then he turns back to his root beer.
+1 Plot Point


Rick / Hexatona
With deft hands, Rick comes to possess a tea pot of little use, which (when placed in another Back Pocket), causes another barroom brawl.
The dog and weasel start at it again, with on-lookers noticing their own rearranged Back Pockets.
Rick finds a small Macguffin Key, a stamp collection, a can of red paint and 20 Lead Pieces.
Rick also finds +1 Plot Point!



Attila / LockeZ
After acquainting himself with a group of randoms, Attila learns a fundamental truth about this land; All dungeons have 1 Macguffin within them, together they create the mythical Red Herring of Destiny.
+1 Plot Point


After this revelation, Attila's Omni-Potion acts up again!
Attila's Omni-Effect: Euphoria. Makes the user feel amazing and trip out.


Hameln / Shinan
Meanwhile, in the Packum Inn, Hameln finds the best wedge of cheese and settles in for an epic mealtime...






...Unfortunately, there's something extra inside this one...
+1 Macguffin Key!
+1 Plot Point!
-3 Damage!

Bun-Bo Forum RPG

Sorry for the confusion, but Rick and Chakes are in one bar, and Hameln is in another, friendlier bar.

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Rick / Hexatona
With the grace of a swan, Rick dual-wields finger guns to a crowd of seething bar-goers.
"Oh, that's right, does anyone have like, anything, semi-sorta Macguffin shaped? It would probably be a lot easier if we all just like, emptied our pockets." Rick then pulls his triggers.
The effect is entirely lost on the crowd.




Chakes / Chears
With complete disregard to the present situation, Chakes leaps upon the bar, and clears it with a few kicks. At once, he announces the beginning of his improve style play, and directe several bar-goers as if they were regular cast members.
Thoroughly Boggled, the entire cast lines up and takes part in the play.

What do they do for you? No need to roll for it!
+1 Plot Point!




Attila / LockeZ
To astonishing effect, the proprietor bear is Maximum Boggled, and has to be think about your speech for a solid ten minutes to even grasp everything you said, let alone act.
You leave with the key, and your dignity.
+1 Plot Point!




Hameln / Shinan
With upmost stealth, you manage to move barstool to barstool without the barflies noticing. The beaver sitting next to the bear is telling a wildly tall tale that completely disinterests you, but enthralls his audience. There's a great deal of laughter for his jokes too. Almost too much laughter. As if a fourth wall was laughing along with the patrons.
Before long, you achieve your goal and obtain the table of cheese!
+1 Plot Point

Bun-Bo Forum RPG

Hey guys, I probably should have left notice. I thought I could handle it, then I couldn't, then I felt bad, then I felt awkward, and then I gave up.

Basically, to make a long story short, I had to move in April when the house I'm renting was sold; and we found a perfect place available in Feb. Needless to say, I was not in any way prepared for this. Physically, nor financially. It meant me working double shifts until my eyes bled tears of insanity, and now the move is over. I still have some loose ends to tie up, but my personal time is a lot more relaxed and freer. If you're still game, I'll start this up again where you left off with a brief recap.

TL;DR: Sorry for the sudden absence.

Hey it's me! You remember me, right? I remember y'all!

I wondered where you went! Glad to hear things turned out okay for you... That's all so crazy. It must've been hell.

[Poll] Will people be to worried/scared to make Pokemon RPGs Now, due to Nintendo?

They shut down fan games because some are better than the bullshit they can churn out. AM2R is leagues better than that stupid Samus Returns or whatever. I seriously hate the official remake.

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