DUDESOFT'S PROFILE

Franny / pyrodoom
Punching glass ends well for everyone!
-2 Damage to Franny!
Clenching a wooden sword in her bloody hand, Franny heads downstairs after everyone else.
Found the Wooden Sword!

Everyone
The basement is well-lit. It seems like a comfortable space that doubles as a laundry room and Terry's room. At the foot of the stairs, you all see an alarm clock atop a dresser. Behind this, in the corner, is a single bed with Red Hot Chili Pepper posters lining the wall at random.
At the foot of the bed, you see a computer on a desk, with a worn-out looking swivel chair.
Once down the stairs, the room comes fully into view...


Seated at the top of a strangely shaped table is Terry Mysnax. Mountainous bowls of chips, cheese puffs, unwrapped chocolate bars, mints, pretzel sticks, and an assortment of 2 litre soda pop bottles fill a shelf behind Terry.
On the table, you see a bunch of small plastic figures. However, when anyone looks directly at the table, or anything on it, Terry will yell at you: "I'm not ready yet!!!"

Terry Mysnax keeps himself busy, moving pieces on his table and scribbling notes down. After a moment, he shouts, "I need a few minutes! You weren't supposed to get past my Red Herrings so soon!"

There are a few things to explore/do:
-The computer is on.
-The snack bar is fully stocked.
-A television is connected to a totally retro Super Mega Entertainment Hardware (Super MEH, for short), and there is a collection of vintage video game cartridges on a shelf below the TV.
-A washer/dryer is behind a two-seater sofa (positioned to play the video games).

Janna will be drunk for 4 Turns, and singing Red Hot Chili Pepper lyrics for 5 Turns.
Baka Gaijin is out like a light and will not wake up for a while.

Marla / Pianotm, Franny / pyrodoom, Baka Gaijin
The three students gather around the box. Holding it between them in trembling hands, Baka Gaijin awaits the moment of triumph.
Marla slowly reaches towards the 999 Keyhole with the Rusty 666 Key...
Baka grinds his teeth nervously.
Franny glares annoyedly at the stupid box.
Marla inserts the key...


Janna / AtiyaTheSeeker
Ripping thoughtlessly into the sack of Red Hot Chili Peppers, Janna feels a strange sensation in her stomach... Stumbling towards the bright light, Janna belts out, "Jackpot! I love peppers! Yyyyoooooo-hoo! Teeeeerry! It's Janna, aren't we gonna play that game? Or am I already winning? I don't know how to play, y'never told me the rules. *hic!*"


While Janna sways into the Living Room, Baka Gaijin nervously jumps 6 feet into the air and knocks himself unconscious on the ceiling. The Mysterious Box and Rusty 666 Key tumbles through the void. Turning end over end, the Box flew straight into the sack full of peppers that Janna was holding.
There is an audible click in the silence.

Directly after this, a muffled voice from upstairs yells,
"TERRY!!! YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS ARE AT THE DOOR!!!"

Following this, an equally muffled voice springs up from beneath the Living Room carpet.
"THEN LET'EM IN, MA! I'M BUSY SETTIN' UP!!!

The voice upstairs comes back with,
"DON'T'CHU START WITH ME YOUNG MAN! I CARRIED YOUR EGG FOR NINE LONG MONTHS AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? OH LITTLE HERTZELEH, DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHA' NO MORE?"

The voice downstairs returns,
"ENOUGH WITH THE EGG ALREADY!"

The voice upstairs yells,
"TERENCE FEIVISH MYSNAX, YOU MARCH UPSTAIRS AND GREET THEM GUESTS!"

The voice downstairs yells,
"HEY NUMBSKULLS! I'M DOWNSTAIRS! THE TRAPDOOR IS UNLOCKED!"

Suddenly, the room goes quiet again.
The feeling inside Janna's stomach gurgles to life, and her tongue begins to wag, on its own accord.
Janna will be Drunk for 6 Turns.
Janna can only speak using Red Hot Chili Pepper song lyrics for 7 Turns!

Marla / pianotm
Marla emerges easily through the hole in the closet door. She holds in her hand a small metal box with jagged tooth-shaped adornments along the lid. Above the lid, there is a small flat keyhole with the numbers "999" engraved. After a quick inspection, Marla finds the box is locked shut. However, there is something rattling around inside.
Baka Gaijin wastes his turn, Boggled by the box.
+1 Plot Point, for finding the Mysterious Box!



Franny / pyrodoom
There are three doors in the room. One leads into the closet. The other is an empty doorway leading into a dark room. And the other leads back outside and is unlocked. Flinging herself full-force into it, the door immediately bursts open. Franny flys onto the front lawn and lands awkwardly with a heavy thunk!
-4 Damage!



Janna / AtiyaTheSeeker
Janna suddenly wonders why the Bottle of Water tastes funny. It doesn't taste much like water at all. Very sugary, and leaves a burning sensation in one's throat.
+1 Plot Point for discovering the Secret Stash!
Janna will feel, act, and talk DRUNK for 7 Turns. Her SMARTS stat (and the skills associated) will gain +4 Boost for the 7 Turns. Her CHUTZPAH stat (and skills) will gain -4 Boost for the 7 Turns.


The sack, Janna found, was full of Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Well, I wasn't going to show all the artwork I've been working on for Gammak until this was over. I guess now I have no choice?
No, that isn't fair. Nevermind.

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Janna / AtiyaTheSeeker
Obtained the Rusty Knife!
Attempting to jimmy open the door with a rusty knife only ended in quick failure as the Rusty Knife's blade snaps in half inside the doorframe gap! Oh no!
Lost the Rusty Knife!

Cursing this pesky annoyance, Janna storms off to find another entrance. She heads around the Western side of the house and arrives at the house's rear. However, a strange substance on the ground distracts her, and the lioness continues past the house. Following the trail of what she soon discovers to be cheese powder. The powder leads deep into a creepy forest, with twisted and barren oak trees reaching into the mist smothering the forest canopy.
After a while, Janna slows down to realize a very disturbing fact: She is LOST.
Quickly, Janna decides to climb a tree with the assumption that this will lead her back AND unveil an unseen entrance to the house...

When Janna comes to rest, she is perched on the highest branch of the tallest tree. The entire forest sprawls around her. She can see in any direction...



Franny / pyrodoom
To Franny's surprise, she finds a keyhole in the front door. Right after Janna stormed off.
Two things become instantly clear to Franny:
1. This key does not fit this keyhole.
2. The key is etched with three numbers. "666".
Obtained Rusty "666" Key
+1 Plot Point!



Marla / pianotm
Without much fanfare, the martian tosses a black circle of shiny inky material at the door. The wobbly black disc adheres immediately to the door. When Marla steps into the hole, she has to use both hands to stretch the black abyss to fit. Once through, there comes a few sounds of clicks, bangs, something like a metal winch cranking, and a sonorous metallic clang breaks through the morning air. Then, the boarded up door opens to reveal Marla brushing off her cheerleader uniform.
Your Gizmo is now an UNLIMITED SUPPLY of ACME Universal Portable Holes for the remainder of the Episode.
+1 Plot Point, for getting inside first!



Baka Gaijin
Slipping his hands into his pockets, Baka Gaijin enters the house through the now-open door and has trouble seeing.
He opens his flip phone (with a Kawaii™ keychain jangling on) and activates a Gizmo App.
Gizmo App #1 becomes Flashlight for the remainder of the Episode.
Using his flashlight phone feature, Baka reveals the dark room within to be a sort of living room. It's hard to make out the details through the layers of dust.
There is a doorway to the East, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the West, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
A Battery-Powered Brass Lantern is on the trophy case.

Baka Gaijin may be directed to use his flashlight on anything for more inspection.

The Room:

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