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DEATH BATTLE ROLEPLAY TOURNAMENT

Welcome to the first RMN Death Battle tournament!
GULP.....

I'll read the rules later and join up. Always down for a deathmatch.
Sadly I am not much of an RPer anymore. Not without dice, at least.

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Attila the Honey Badger / LockeZ Fighter Class

HP: 15 (-9)
Plot Points: 17
Lead Pieces: 80 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Shticks:
Devour: 5 - Eat someone whole, in one giant bite. They can escape with a Disarm Trap or Break Down Door roll, otherwise get burped up eventually and take 1d6 Damage! This can be used to carry someone, but the same damage applies.

Inventory:
- Catapult (1d6+X Damage, Fire Gun skill-based. X is determined by ammunition.)
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Chakes Pierre / MrChears Wizard Class

HP: 7 (-3)
MP: 12
Plot Points: 16
Lead Pieces: 30 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Schticks:
Tragedy: 5 - Causes the Target to gain the Tragic status effect. Not only does the Target add +3 to all rolls, but the Animator will also go out of his way to torture the Target. Lasts 1d6 Turns.

Magical Schticks:
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Inventory:
- Feather
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Rick O'Shea / Hexatona Thief Class

HP: 11 (-7)
Plot Points: 17
Lead Pieces: 60 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 9
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Shticks:
Lockpick - 6 Using whatever blunt object may be handy (including one's own head), the user begins to break the lock. The best way to break into a place--- is to BREAK into it!
Maximum Boggle: 8 - Only works when attacking from behind! Causes Target to remain Boggled for 3 Turns instead of 1!
Bag of Many Things: 5 - If the roll is successful, anything you want is inside the bag, except special story items, keys, or other meta-nonsense.
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Inventory:
- Utility Knife (with a Frying Pan inside)
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Hameln / Shinan Thief Class

HP: 12 (-6)
Plot Points: 16
Lead Pieces: 50 LP
Status Effects: N/A


Shticks:
Vanish - Can disappear entirely. A Smell roll can detect the user; as could anything the user walks through.
Maximum Boggle: 8 - Only works when attacking from behind! Causes Target to remain Boggled for 3 Turns instead of 1!
Bag of Many Things: 5 - If the roll is successful, anything you want is inside the bag, except special story items, keys, or other meta-nonsense.
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Inventory:
- Needle
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Everyone
With a great stroke of luck, Rick O'Shea yanks out a great deal of necessary parachutes for his plan...





Rick then explains his plan to the group, and it seems that Attila, brain that he is, approves.





Chakes joins suit, and Hameln reluctantly gets added to the lot.






Once everyone is seated, Attila readies his catapult pull-string...




Things don't go quite as planned...




-3 Damage to Everyone!
But wait---!






...All's well, that ends well, I guess! The group find their way into the Town of Dale!
+15 Plot Points, because this was freaking hilarious!

After the group crashes into the ground at the edge of Dale, they find Attila's catapult successfully deploys it's parachutes, and lands softly beside them...

Here is the map of Dale.


To approach any building, simply select which you wish to investigate. In Toon, travelling to destinations is a single action (unless racing). It's considered a scene change.
If you wish to divide and conquer, that's up to you all.

Books you have read

The reason Ready Player One was so far off base, is because Speilberg made it. If you ignore the book, you're going to watch a 'movie', which follows a very traditional plotline. It felt a lot more like an Indiana Jones movie than RPO. If you made a single movie about RPO the Book, it would need to bleed a ton of fat, and what would remain would be so empty and uncinematic. The book is a vast romp, bigger in scope than the longest Harry Potter book; with less the wordcount. Speilberg had a lot on his hands with this. There was also a lot of committee meetings about what to cut and what to keep. Some of it indeed was to do with copyrights. I don't think they got the rights to Gundam until last minute, and they weren't able to get Ultraman. I'm really sour we couldn't see Zork on film, but it's just how it is.
The reason that I-r0k was so big in the movie is that Speilberg said the script needed a lacky bad guy. With copyrights in the way, they fell back onto Warner Bros properties. It makes sense. If Disney had acquired the rights, you bet your ass it would basically be Kingdom Hearts.

Edit: all that said; the movie sucks. The book is fantastic (if amateurishly plotted). The audiobook is also narrated by Wil Wheton. Bonus!

Request Time! Mystic Might Templar Knights!

One request per person!
Nice emo, though! :)

Also: an off-site friend requested this General:
"Name: Vibron
Description: a giant robot shaped like a legless Magic Wand; it travels on a sonic field generated by it's ceaseless vibration. It's left arm looks like a dildo on a pneumatic jack; it's right arm is a cannon shaped like a caulking gun.
Special Attacks:
i) Jackhammer thursts;
ii) Vibrating Bearhug;
iii) The cannon fires lubricant which causes opponents to slip and lose their footing.
Puns:
"I bet that hit the spot!"
"Allow me to tickle your fancy."
"How about a good pounding?"
Also, when ever Vibron hurts his opponents, he says, "Oh God!," "Oh yes!," and other things one would yell while climaxing."

Request Time! Mystic Might Templar Knights!


TEMPLAR KNIGHTS MYSTIC MIGHT

This is the Request Time. You REQUEST it, I DRAW it. Everyone's favourite time of year. Now, prepare yourselves!


If you're unfamiliar with Templar Knights, take a gander down memory lane...
Issue 1
Issue 2
Templar Knight Request Time
(the art is over here, at the moment.)

Rita MacNeil is back for blood, and only the All-New Mystic Might Templar Knights can stop her!
Now that Simon (a retired Red Knight) has sought out 4 Teenagers With Attitude, the planet may be saved!

Meanwhile, Rita MacNeil has revived her long lost blood brother, Lord Edd (Eddie Rabbitt). Together, they have forged a whole new army to take over New Covenant City!
First order of business is to create their own Teenaged Heroes to level the playing field!



Request Forms
This is first come, first served. I will add slots when these are filled; but they will be for Rita's generals.

Mystic Might Templar Knights (Good Guys)
Name: (human name)
Mystic Power: (special attack(s))
Weapon of Choice:
Attitude: (you're a Teenager with Attitude! What is it?)
(Your Knight colour and form will be assigned by me.)

Magic Might Nega-Knights (Bad Guys)
Name: (human name)
Magic Power: (special attack(s))
Weapon of Choice:
Attitude: (you're a Teenager with Attitude! What is it?)
(Your Magic colour and form will be assigned by me.)

Rita MacNeil's Generals
Name:
Description:
Special Attacks: (at least 3)
Name/Theme-Related Puns: (at least 3. You can't fight the Good Guys without lame one liners. It's just not done!)

Rita MacNeil's Mooks (Mass-Produced soldiers. There is only 1 slot for this!)
Name:
Description:
Fighting Style:
Vocabulary: (the mooks always have a sound or single word they jibber during battle.)



Sign Ups

Mystic Might Templar Knights
1. Kerry Darling - Liberty
2. Blaise - pianotm
3. Adam "Mad Narwhal" O'Finch - dragonfly
4. Winston Miller - OzzyTheOne

Magic Might Nega-Knights
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3. Gracie Evensen - Bart_Sol
4. Malcolm Dunbar - oddRABBIT

Rita MacNeil's Generals
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5. Vibron - Karn
...(more later once all are filled, if needed)

Rita MacNeil's Mooks
1.

[Event] RMN Mascot

Hehe, Gammak has a little booty and belly button. Cute!

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Unorthodox, out of Turn post:

Rick / Hexatona
You find several parachutes, a hang-glider and a bunch of sheets tied together with string.
It's a great success! You can post again before the next big post by me.

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Inventories are Here

Attila the Honey Badger / LockeZ Fighter Class
HP: 15 (-6)
Plot Points: 2
Lead Pieces: 80 LP
Status Effects: Tragic (+3 to all rolls) - 4 Turns

Chakes Pierre / MrChears Wizard Class
HP: 7
MP: 12
Plot Points: 2
Lead Pieces: 30 LP
Status Effects: N/A

Rick O'Shea / Hexatona Thief Class
HP: 11 (-4)
Plot Points: 2
Lead Pieces: 60 LP
Status Effects: N/A

Hameln / Shinan Thief Class
HP: 12 (-7)
Plot Points: 1
Lead Pieces: 50 LP
Status Effects: N/A



Dungeon Master



While signing his initials on Chakes' hand, the Dungeon Master simultaneously acknowledges Rick. "I'll remember that!"
The Dungeon Master seems to ignore the yelp of pain from below. Hameln has poked his finger the needle. It's sharp!
-1 Damage to Hameln!

Turning to address Attila, the Dungeon Master thoughtfully paws at his chin. "As per going home... That is quite the conundrum. According the ancient tome I read, the Adventurers have to find 3 MacGuffins to open the Portal in the hidden Dungeon of Ridiculous Doom. Only then can you go home."
A malicious grin spread across his amphibian face. "To aide you on your Quest, I offer this riddle."
He cleared his throat, and considered his words before speaking. "Churn the corner when you spy the Milky Way."
With this, he snaps his fingers and a magical set of train tracks appear on the ground. The railroad heads straight past a sign reading, "Town of Dale Ahead!"
Everyone turns their heads to watch as the tracks unfurl. When they look back to the Dungeon Master, they see that he has vanished!
The "DM" on Chakes' hand also appears to have moved onto Attila's shoulder.
Attila now has the Tragic status effect!

Stepping Down as a Mod

Good luck, unity! Get well...

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Haha, yeah that works. I can use that 10 for a reactionary roll if needed!