I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Born Under the Rain
Why does the jackal run from the rain?



FF7 remake. It's a thing.

FF15's combat definitely didn't have even a single good idea.

I just want the ideas they had for FF7's combat to be executed better. I think that's all anyone who is annoyed about the drastic changes wants.

Yeah, FF7's combat was poorly made - offensive magic spells were mostly really uninteresting, physical materia was severely lacking, normal attacks were overpowered, the stat modifiers on materia didn't work, and the battles were so easy that none of those problems mattered. No one is gonna deny that. Most of the fun came from setting up your materia in cool ways and finding all sorts of different ways to break the game and become ridiculously overpowered.

But taking the same basic concept, trying to fix the problems with it, and making it enjoyable to a modern audience is what people want out of a remake. Starting over with something completely different isn't a remake. It's just a brand new, completely different, totally unrelated game that happens to have the same plot. (Or in all likelihood, a vaguely similar plot with the same characters.)

guys give me a cat-themed pun for a headband equip and i will put you in my winterruption game

Forehead Collar
9th Life Halo
Fuzz Fez

I also think it would be funny if you had a cat-ear headband that a catgirl wore in addition to her real cat ears

FF7 remake. It's a thing.

inb4 the atb bars are only for your limit breaks and everything else is kingdom hearts style

Romance In Your Game (Valentine's Day)

Dragons shouldn't have relationships with humans. Only with cars.

I enjoy on occasion pooping in my own pants.

I didn't poop in my pants it was the dog. The dog pooped in my pants. It wasn't me!

Too lazy to be lazy.

too lazy to finish ty

I kinda want to write something akin to The X Files, maybe a short comic or something.

Make it like the X-Files except the main characters are dogs. But they don't know they're dogs, because they don't know that dogs and humans are different things, because dogs aren't smart. But everyone else at the FBI knows they're dogs.

Romance In Your Game (Valentine's Day)

Oh I just remembered I added a mail-order boyfriend you can buy in one of my games. He becomes a party member.


Uh, Ramza's Shout is the second best soul break in the entire game, topped only by the Onion Knight's Vessel of Fate. And if you have an all-physical party then Shout is still the better of the two. I absolutely 100% guarantee that none of your mythril was wasted.

A level 1 Ramza with Shout would actually be more useful against bosses than your level 51 Lightning, since he would triple the damage of Tyro/Cloud/Agrias, and also make your magic and healing about one and a half times as fast.


Accessories mostly come from the weekly events. You should be able to beat the first ten dungeons in every event, I think, as long as you bring good roaming warriors. I'm not sure if you can do the + and ++ fights yet though. You need protectga and shellga to survive, and you probably haven't crafted those yet.

Armor comes from relic draws, just like weapons, but weapons are about three times as common. You don't need as many pieces of armor because every character can equip most of the armor in the game, but it's still kind of annoying. You might look at the relic banners and count how many weapons vs. how many pieces of armor they have before deciding to draw on them.

One piece of advice I'll give you: save up your mythril for the 11-pull relic draws. The eleventh bonus item isn't just free - it's also guaranteed to be a five-star relic. I don't think the in-game interface really explains that very well, if at all.