I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Born Under the Rain
Why does the jackal run from the rain?



Letting players catch up after changing builds

Everything the player does is the game's fault. You built a game that encouraged that behavior.

Iced Iced Pastry

Yo, 7-11, let's kick it!

Iced iced pastry
Iced iced pastry

All right stop
Convection bake, it's lunchtime
Ice is back with a brand new waistline
Someone gives me a whole ton of pastries
Then I scarf 'em down 'coz they so damn tasty
Will I ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Lay on my side, and I'll roll
To the pantry, I eat 'em up like an animal
Buttered up right, addin' to my love handles

Bum rush the Krispy Kreme drive-thru
It's killin' your figure like a poison inside you
Heavenly, when I cook a dope cannoli
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you gonna gain weight
You better get milk, it's on aisle eight
If there wasn't cream cheese, yo, I'll rock it
Check out the cake, you know my frosting ain't chocolate

Iced iced pastry, Vanilla
Iced iced pastry, Vanilla
Iced iced pastry, Vanilla
Iced iced pastry, Vanilla

Star Fall: A Forum Game (In Play)

Well that's how much we can buy it for. Doesn't mean we can sell it for the same price.

Rethinking Antagonists

That's why people remember Kefka and Sephiroth, but not Golbez and Ultimecia. Sephiroth killed Aeris, and Kefka destroyed a very lovable world that we'd worked hard to save. Golbez only killed Tellah who was obnoxious, and Ultimecia only destroyed FF8's world which we all hated.

But wait! Exdeath killed Galuf and was still a fucking terrible villain! Maybe there's a tree clause we're overlooking. If your villain is literally a tree in platemail, all attempts to make the player hate him are null and void, regardless of how effective they would otherwise be.


Well, that's no
Ultimate Lightning is phyisical, apparently,
It's actually %MaxHP, which usually means both blink and mblink work.
Do blink and magic blink work based on the damage formula? I assumed they worked based on the skill's school (PHY, BLK, WHT, SUM, NAT). Draw Fire, Runic, Retaliate, boss counters, and most other methods of controlling/countering attacks work based on the skill's school.

I still think it's ridiculous that the "Instant KO resistance" accessories secretly protect against gravity damage. I mean, it's fine for them to do that, but it should be listed in their descriptions. Hell, they could ONLY mention gravity and it'd be fine - gravity damage is about fifty times as common as instant KO for ultimate bosses.

Star Fall: A Forum Game (In Play)

We ran into two groups of enemies plus a partial blockade on the way here, and we'll probably run into a similar number of obstacles on the way back, so I really think it's a bad idea to make an extra trip with an empty cargo bay just for a slightly better deal. There'd have to be something we could buy here and sell for a profit on Ceres for it to be worthwhile.

There might also be other new missions posted here that we could find. Check the job console for potential missions.

Can't Be Stopped

The status for
Can't Be Stopped was changed to Hiatus.

Can Be Stopped, apparently.

22/02/2022 is a Tuesday!

When it happens, you'll still be able to day that it's to-day.

Crocotile 3D

WolfCoder appears on horseback at the top of a hill to save this topic.

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

Nah, it's fine. I mean it's not Game Boy colored, but it's nice looking. You wouldn't want it to actually use Game Boy colors.