SHORTSTAR'S PROFILE

Working on how acts make music videos in the game.

Oh Kitten! My friend's little sister just got married two weeks ago and was in the same situation... She is a born to stay at home mother if I ever saw one! They have a kid together. He is a born to be lazy deadbeat that feels he is too good for every job he will ever come across and feels he is too good to go to college and get a degree. She is 17 (as of 2 weeks ago) and he is 18.

the gift
My other friend ended up getting them a big pink dildo as a wedding gift. Well it was a giant penis shaped candle.

the punchline
Funny thing is my friend was the ONLY person to get them a wedding gift! Hilarious! Even more hilarious were the kids on the groom's family chasing one another around screaming I'm gonna put this up your butt! No I'm gonna put it up daddy's butt!

Wow what a family.

Those are leaves.

It turns out Norton is the problem:

http://community.norton.com/t5/Norton-Internet-Security-Norton/What-is-WS-Reputation-1/m-p/228672

Did you know there was a game version of the movie Super Mario Bros! I hear it was really good!