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author=kentona
author=Kieron
This game is bull shit. I piss on this, your videogame.
is there an inside joke I am not getting here?


from here http://rpgmaker.net/games/4524/blog/8568/

bye

overdramatic to make a topic about it but i'm going / i'm gone so if anyone sends me a pm etc and i dont respond its because of that and not that i'm personally blanking you or whatever. so long guys

ITT: songs that would make great RPG boss themes

Your memories of the early days of the internet

http://geocities.ws/index.php?page=1548

merry xmas. it's the entire geocities.com archives. there are tens of thousands of sites full of flashing gifs, embedded midis and poorly artifacted pictures of goku. it's all wonderful. i dont want to link individual sites since its best appreciated by wallowing in the entire thing like the fat kid in the willy wonka chocolate pool but clicking on a random page offers up things like scotty b's weather page, the p.i.m.p.s franchise, and grandparents and seniors chat.

more fanart! also 10,000+ dls jesus christ

ahahahaha i tried to read it once but i... i was not strong enough...

"Highen ruff rivroot de Lay. Barf." - James "Games" Joyce

What has inspired your writing/art/music?

I'm a drudge who just makes games but I get a lot of ideas by listening to music and trying to come up with ideas that fit the mood. Mostly they never get made but sometimes these get folded into other games somehow. There's too many to list and most of them are ephemeral single songs by bands I don't know about but uh

Ted Weems - Heartaches was the original inspiration for Biggles On Mars. It seemed goofy and kind of melancholy and open all at the same time. The scene of the plane flying across the bright orange martian landscape at the beginning and end was originally meant to be soundtracked by this but I could never find a non-obtrusive way to put it in.

Alix - J'Ai Mon Amerique was going to be the soundtrack to a game called Desert Toad about a rogue arab frog fighting an occultist french foreign legion on his own terms.

Carl Perkins - Only You made me want to make a sequel to Captain Skull where he gets drunk and heartbroken and speeds across dimensions in his rocketship listening to sad country music and being followed by a deadly multidimensional horde of Every Mistake He Ever Made.

Young Marble Giants - Choci Loni was gonna be another Captain Skull soundtrack. That whole game was meant to be the start of a kind of weird series playing on old Doctor Who and scifi but I wasn't that good at it!

V. Mescherin - On The Beach is weird russian exotica stuff that was the original soundtrack for Too Many Kittens.

Loz Zafiros - Bossa Cubana made me want to make a game called "Cannibal Yacht" about a yacht of rich people (portrayed by wooden cutout doll things) who begin to hunt and eat each other to survive in a classwar-bmovie thing. I never got around to it either although I still have the dolls somewhere.

also Space Funeral was mostly based on that Les Rallizes Denudes song at the start. At first it was about an actual funeral in space.

other than that i've been inspired in graphics by old stopmotion childrens shows like Clangers and J Chastain's Monster Killers comics. In terms of writing I like a lot of people but stuff like Italo Calvino's Invisible Cities and Bertolt Brecht's plays and also Greil Marcus's Lipstick Traces were what influenced my games etc. And people like James Joyce and Samuel Beckett and Theodor Adorno are who make me really want to write but lets not get pretentious gulp.
In terms of writing for the games themselves I'm most inspired by the bizarre and amazing dialogue from Links Awakening and the similarly amazing writing and style of the Krazy Kat comicstrip.

What are you thinking about right now?

Favorite videogame world.

I like the Majora's Mask world a lot. It's sort of a pity the game mechanics discouraged you from exploring it too much what with the three-day-and-reset limit that made it hard to do things like unfreeze the goron place and unpollute the swamp etc. It seemed uh a lot more bizarre and imaginative than Ocarina Of Time or any generic medievalesque kingdoms generally. Huge stone mushrooms and isolated windmills surronded by undead and tropical bays and toxic swamps. Upside-down palaces and an enormous horrifying moon hovering over everything. Also the NPCs were weird and interesting and had neat quests. Even the colour scheme looked exciting where instead of generic muted greens and browns there were sudden purple splotches or whatever. It was basically all like a warped chinese bootleg copy of generic OoT fantasy world where everything is just that bit stranger and more unpleasant and I liked it a lot.

Shoutout as well to Links Awakening which was entirely insane *wanders into random cave, talks to an enormous dancing fish which teaches you a flute song that warps you to a pond where a ghost suddenly starts following you around* also sudden houses filled with bananas and crocodiles for no real reason but it lacked the.... 3D spacecharm...

also ahahah WHILE WERE ON SUBJECT OF N64 there was that amazing Pilotwings birdman level where you just float around ridiculous lowpoly replica of entire american continent which was pretty fantastic.

What else. Mario World mapscreen + mapscreens generally. Wandering around Monkey Island multiverse with goofy ska soundtrack. ahahah gameboy mario game with bizarre use of realworld locations / EASTER ISLAND POPULATED BY ENORMOUS HOPPING HEADS

also this

Really Motivational Necessarian

read this mysterious scroll

i should maybe write a walkthrough or something since the game gets much better+easier after the first two battles but honestly most of the fun is in wandering around and not being able to parse what's happening. but if you want info for the battle post-ghost then

there are three nourishing eggs hidden in an alcove in the next room and the king is hella weak against physical attacks


edit also the items section is ~invisible~ but it's underneath defense in the 'fight' tab

Really Motivational Necessarian



not on this site but i made a fanart for my new favourite rpgmaker game BAT CASTLE (this post is a subliminal message to get people to play BAT CASTLE) (is it working)


author=Ketsumio
I just downloaded Molasses Meow because of this topic

my work here is done....