THATBENNYGUY'S PROFILE

I am CashmereCat now.

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Twisted baubles replace my brain and I am toxic yet nice. There's a lot to me, but also not a lot going on up there, they say. PM me because I love attention, I do interviews, I do reviews, I do stuff. Here for the long haul. Gotta hustle.

I'm working on whatever I'm working on, and I love RPG Maker games that aren't traditional RPGs. Puzzlers, interactive stories, but nothing too abstract that'll weird me out. Just give me a polished gem and I'll stare at it for days, marveling at the way the light reflects just right, inner inflections, potato top pie.

I want to make games with you.

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I mean holy crap as in you're really going to redo the entire game in this style and that will take a lot of effort but if it works then it'll be amazing.

Nature's Uplifting Revenge

I love that this futuristic dystopian epic story is delivered using cutesy pastel-coloured graphics.

Love the storyline, kentona.

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This is not actually a thing, is it? Is Oneirophrenia going platformer? If it is...

holy crap.

WYRM WARRIORS! Design a character!


Lantwese the Thief

Name: Lantwese
Gender: Female
Age: 23
Description: Born among slum denizens, Lantwese grew up working the land around her father's manor. She was sweet, kindhearted and hard-working, as well as being an independent woman. In her youth, her mistrust for the government grew and she joined the Thieves Guild via referral from a friend. Lantwese's true first love in her adolescent years passed away in a tragic mill accident. Through the bitterness, Lantwese's distaste for political dishonesty combined with a growing avarice lead her to become the competent thief she is today.

Lantwese (23yo) is the splitting image of Weylin (14yo) by reason of great cosmic coincidence. Weylin, several months before the game has started, inadvertently sets the lair of a huge group of evil cultists on fire, as is predicted of him. Now as the rumours spread, he is lauded as some kind of village hero, having burnt down the HQ of the evil guys that had plagued them for so many years before.

Now we come to Ms. Lantwese, who being a con artist, chooses to con people out of their money by offering door-to-door insurance policies from "the hero Weylin". Weylin can save you from the possibility of hideous monsters invading and reaping your crop, for only a monthly fee of 99.99 gp, all rights reserved. So, that happens. And then she buggers off. Every. Single. Time.
Other: She is a talented encourager. Her mother died giving birth to her.

Class: Thief
Stats: High agility, low health and magic. High critical rate.
Weapon(s): Daggers
Armor: Light leather
Skillsets: Shadow
Focus: Quick attacks and stealing

-Victory - "Good, it's done." | "Nice job. Now let's leave before we are seen."
-Item drop screen - "Here lie the spoils."
-Leveling up - "Strength comes from within." | "I feel... quicker."
-Opening a chest - "I could have used a lockpick to open this."
-Starting battle (high HP) - "You stand no chance." | "Don't worry, you won't feel a thing."
-Starting battle (low HP) - "I'm too weak for this."
-Staying at an inn - "Don't snore."
-Before final battle with the Wyrm Wizard - "The greater the Wyrm Wizard, the louder the fall."

In Search of Freedom

Pom Gets Wi-Fi Review

Actually, I've changed my mind about this review, it's a decent review. I wish I could structure my sentences better, but I'm just not that good with English. I could see how all these criticisms would be valid. I personally liked the game, but it doesn't matter if you don't. And you pointed out quite a few good points on why it's bad: the meme-based dialogue, annoying characters, shallow characterization, boring gameplay and walk-based quests that comprise an entire game that is trying too hard to be funny but isn't. I personally liked the humour but I can see if you don't like the humour then you won't find this game entertaining at all.

Nice work, Sated.

Pom Gets Wi-Fi Review

Yeah this reads as more of a reason why Pom shouldn't get widespread popularity and Misaos than an actual review.

Game Chill 2013

I'm so disappointed I didn't get the opportunity to finish my entry into this event. I was too happy at church camp that I didn't get the chance to finish it. Oh well, perhaps my idea will have to wait for later.

Game Chill 2013

I like that banner a hundred times. Your spriting is beautiful.

Wisao Nominations~

Games

Best Cutscene/s
Suzy and freedom murder scene

Best Opening Sequence
Rust and Blood

Best Puzzle/s
Labyrinthine Dreams

Best Minigame/s
Homework Salesman

Best non-cliché game
Happy Birthday

Best Romantic Subplot
The subplot between the "Save E!" dog in Pom and the little dog giving out flowers. So cute!!!! (might not even be a romance but i loved it anyway)

Most Non-Linear Game
Homework Salesman

Best Quote
Literally anything mawk says.

Cancelled project with the most promise
The Only Two Left

Best Game Title
The God of Crawling Eyes

Best Monsters/Battles
The Drop

Biggest Disappointment
Reincarnation: Dawn of War (I went there)

Scariest Game
Leave. (not my favourite game, relied on jump scares, but still the scariest)

Most Innovative Game
Rust and Blood

Best Ending
Suzy and freedom

Best Death Scene
Suzy and freedom - suzy's parents

Game that Best Plays with Your Emotions
Suzy and freedom

Most Replay Value
The Drop

Most Overhyped Game
Reincarnation - Dawn of War (again, i went there!)

Best Fangame
Super RMN World

Game That Most Needs a Sequel
Subject, funnily enough. Return of the monster!

Best Cliche Game
Phantom Legacy

Darkest Story
Rust and blood. With suzy and freedom close behind.

Best Comedy Game
Pom Gets Wi-Fi by far.

Characters

Best Hero
POM.

Best Villain
Suzy in suzy and freedom. Pretty sure that counts as a villain.

Best Male Character
Not sure!

Best Female Character
Suzy

Best Animal Character
Pom.....

Character you Love to Hate
Suzy

Most Mysterious Character
The Mom from Happy Birthday

Cutest character
The "Sav E" dog in Pom

Funniest Character
Pom

Scariest Character
I guess the people who have captured you in Subject, in a weirdly ominous sort of way.

Most Annoying Character
Shibe. Dam shibe!

Best Overall Cast
Suzy and freedom. The reason this game succeeds is because of the strength of its entire cast.

Site

Best alternate Game Engine (Not RM series)
Unity

Best Article Writer
I'm going to be completely obnoxious and say "me". Only because I found conducting the interviews fascinatingly interesting and it helped me get connected to the RM community. I am so grateful for everyone who supported my interviews, and hopefully I'll be able to do some more in the future.

Best Scripter
Artbane or Fomar ^_^

Best Reviewer
Calunio

Most Prolific Time Waster
mawk times a thousand.

Best Resource Creator (music, graphics, etc)
Archeia

Best Blogger
hm.......... Archeia. though i don't read many blogs

Best Newbie
Housekeeping. I mean I know he's not a total newbie but he's a newbie to this site, and releasing a fan favorite "God of Crawling Eyes" when you just enter, that's amazing. Congrats, Housekeeping!

Best Site Overlord (There's really only one answer for this one...)
kenton A+. AETHER PULSE! GET HYPED!