Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



The ^ < v game

^ Hopefully made that food and wasted countless hours enjoying games.

< If I had a game ready to be reviewed, I'd certainly want that. Alas, my game is a loooooooooong way from that. XD

v Has completed a game.


I'm not useful in any way imaginable!


Nobuo Uematsu wants to work on a new 2D RPG (with the FFVI team)

Final Fantasy 14
Not Nobuo. This is what Nobuo's been up to recently.
The original, disastrously crappy version of FF14 was Uematsu. The newly updated and apparently less crappy A Realm Reborn was done by Masayoshi Soken.

Nobuo Uematsu wants to work on a new 2D RPG (with the FFVI team)

I'll take that, thank you very much.

Even though Uematsu's more recent work hasn't been that remarkable. I mean, The Last Story and Final Fantasy 14 didn't have bad music (in fact, it was still pretty damn good), but it wasn't Final Fantasy 6-7-8.

Post an insane lie about the person above you

Tau is actually an alien who has come to earth to steal our turnips and enslave them in a dilithium mining facility in the Alpha Eridani System! D:

The Ban Game

Right on, Little Bro! Though I have to ban you for not capitalizing proper nouns.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, you have so much business that you can't handle it, and people go elsewhere with their business.

I wish for less business.

The Ban Game

I ban Ilan for trying to thwart my master plan.

Levelling Up! Create your Birthday Character!

No luck, Alpha?
It's the story of my life.

Levelling Up! Create your Birthday Character!

Ahh, what the hell. Why not?

.:LEVEL 21:.

Health • 40
Mana • 10
Strength • 25
Constitution • 15
Intelligence • 5
Agility • 10
Luck • 0

Earth • 0
Fire • 10
Wind • 1
Water • 0
Holy • 0
Dark • 5
Non-Elemental • 5

Sword • 11
Spear • 0
Axe • 0
Bow • 0
Staff • 0
Fist •

Heavy • 10
Light • 0
Medium • 0