Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



What are you thinking about right now?

I hate coffee. Ugh. I love the smell of it, but the taste is just... awful.

And I sort of liked the Star Trek: The Next Generation avatars. Though it's exceptionally sad that I could usually recognize exactly which episode they came from..........


Hello. I would have had better welcome post, but... well...

You are a puzzle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a warm tortilla shell. Welcome to RMN!
You stole my joke!!! Except I was going to secure all of that in a can of tuna instead of a warm tortilla shell. I demand you edit your post into something less witty so that I can use it. :P

*plots to overthrow mind reading overlords*

Vhooorp, vhooorp, vhooopity

Yo yo wut up?

Also see how we fit uhh I think it's the other way around buddy, we'll decide if YOU can stay...
Well, if you let ME stay, your standards are obviously pretty low. XD

Favourite classical FF tracks?

Classic? What about ff13? That's like so old.
I like <insert any of the same sounding songs on the album> best in ff13.
FF13 is definitely not my favorite, but it had a few decent songs. The battle theme wasn't bad, and I liked The Archylte Steppe... But most of it was forgettable.

The Ban Game

I ban Majoracan King for making me see that vile belch. Such uncouth things shouldn't be allowed on sites as tasteful and classy as RMN... ... ...

The ^ < v game

^ Is way wrong.

< I'd never want to be a super hero. Man, there I am, on a date with a pretty girl and I look out the window and see the ALPHA SIGNAL in the air... and I'd have to drop everything, go change into some ridiculous outfit, just to get a frickin cat out of a tree or something. I'd essentially be a slave to the woes of morons. Ooh, and then I'd have to have an arch-nemesis hellbent on destroying me. No thanks.

v Is better suited to the life of a superhero than me.

What are you thinking about right now?

Everyone loves to hate Jar Jar (and rightfully so), but at least his performance is better than Hayden Christensen's.

What are you thinking about right now?

Money sucks.
Allow me to take all of yours off of your hands, then. :D
My fat stacks of cash aren't enough for you? Hot damn, you are a greedy little bastard! :P

Bow down to our new Libertian overlord

Who is this Liberty person? Never heard of him.

I kid! I kid! Congratulations! :P

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Beat Tales of Xillia 2... still have a few trophies to grind for, but that's not a high priority right now. I've moved on to Hyrule Warriors. It's not bad, if you don't mind pushing B.

And, of course, I'm continuing my quest to clear the challenge board in Smash. All Star Mode has started off wonderfully. My first attempt (as Shulk) lasted all of four seconds, as I accidentally plunged into the water on Jungle Japes and was swept off screen. At least Shulk was wearing his bathing suit.