Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



What are you thinking about right now?

Lesson learned: unless it's a shavette or a feather, never buy a new straight razor for 30 bucks, no matter how pretty it looks.
Duly noted. I'll continue to use the one that Gillette sent to me in the mail for free a few years ago.

Limited Locations

If you're making a shorter game, I don't really think that limiting it to a few select locations is much of a problem.

In longer games, however, I know from firsthand experience that being stuck in one place really sucks. In Dragon Age 2, you almost never leave the city of Kirkwall and that just wrecked the game. And when you do leave, it's to visit the same few locations over and over again. After the first few visits, it really gets kind of tedious.

[Poll] Do you exercise?

They’re more POed about the loudness of the ball bouncing and it hitting the backboard, you know, the usual stuff that happens whenever you basketball. It really is quite ridiculous.
Either my hearing is bad or I have a muffled basketball, because whenever I play, I'm not under the impression that I'm making a ton of noise. XD

I Hate Bologna?

Ah! Excellent! This will definitely come in handy, especially when I'm describing my game!

...Though if you stare at it long enough, it looks like the puke is flying into the smiley's mouth. No wonder he's flailing his arms like that.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but then you can NEVER leave them ever again! Muahahahaha!!!

I wish that my allergies didn't flare up in the fall. *sneeze*

The Ban Game

I ban JJJ7 for banning two people in one post. Just who do you think you are, man?

What are you thinking about right now?

And $1.50 per can of coke is a fucking deal (considering they're like $2-3 everywhere else!))
A can of Coke is that much? Like one of these??? o_O

An Australian dollar is about the same as a US dollar right now, too!


Post an insane lie about the person above you

Ilan14 enjoys underwater basket weaving.

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Chinese food is okay, though I will only eat it at the restaurant at the end of my street. I did try the New! China King that opened up near my place of work, and it didn't give me the runs, so I guess it's safe to eat there, too. And they gave me a free Coke because they recognized me, so... woo.

I Hate Bologna?

I wish we had a vomit emoticon. :(