Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



RMN Confessions

I am obsessed with my username.
I'm obsessed with the rogue apostrophe directly underneath your user name.

Matt Taylor lands probe on comet, but is now (in)famous for tacky shirt.

All I want to know is

How do you get a spacecraft to go 135,000 km/h
A *LOT* of space hamsters.

What are you thinking about right now?

Nothing beats the gas station I saw in Detroit with a "sory we close" sign on the front door. I assume they were apologizing for being closed?

And if anyone were to ever leave something on my front door, I suspect it would be in a brown paper bag and on fire.

The ^ < v game

^ Probably plays with light switches in rooms, too. On. Off. On. Off. On. Off.

< Has not even been nominated for a Misao, due to having no playable game available. Next year, I'm sure I'll sweep every category, though. Also, I really need a haircut before I am mistaken for a girl. Again.

v Hasn't been mistaken for a girl. Unless this person is a girl, in which case, it's not a mistake.

post your picture

Oh man, I love cute cats. Here's my dear sweet baby kitten, Babacaddon. Or Jade. It depends on who you ask.

Post an insane lie about the person above you

MajoracanKing still watches Blues Clues. (Psh. I gave that up like 3 months ago.)

Alpha constantly hears Patrick Stewart narrating his life in his head. Lucky bastard.
If that was true, I would totally take up sewing, that way whenever I sat down at the sewing machine, Captain Picard would be all like, "Make it sew."

The ^ < v game

^ Is forgiven for being dumb.

< Isn't usually as dumb as he seems.

^ Has a weird sense of humour, which is what I like about him.
YES!!! YES!!!! FINALLY!!! *fist pump* I've had a fortune cookie on my desk for like... YEARS... which reads, "Others appreciate your good sense of humor." And I've FINALLY found someone who does.

v Also appreciates my good sense of humor, making this the best fortune cookie ever. At least, way better than the one that read, "Beware man eating toilets."

Favourite classical FF tracks?

Why does everyone like Terra's theme so much? I thought it was kinda meh compared to Searching for Friends.
I will note that the in-game version of Terra's Theme doesn't do much of anything for me, but the orchestrations (like Grande Finale and the Dear Friends concert) are great.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Mario Kart 8 DLC. Oooh yeah, racing as Link is nice. Too bad he's a heavyweight with zero handling and the first course is Yoshi Circuit... FML.

Great batch of DLC, though. Mute City is freaking awesome, and while Hyrule Circuit isn't anything amazing as far as layout is concerned, it's freaking gorgeous. I just want to get out of my kart and go exploring in that version of Hyrule.

The ^ < v game

^ Doesn't know what he is talking about. :P Of course I used the lowercase V. I'm annoyed by the uppercase one.

< Omega. Alpha Omega. Secret Agent 247.

v Has seen a James Bond movie. And should be very ashamed if the answer is no.