Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



Post an insane lie about the person above you

(Hey, he thinks I'm a freaking genius, pianotm! Don't go ruining it for him!)

pianotm is a semi-professional yodeler.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, they now provide specific reasons before beating the crap out of people, such as "You're breaking the law, dumbass!"

I wish that I was the head of an evil organization with aspirations for world domination.

I wish to go to cedar point with AlphaOmega147 without having to pay. XP
Sure. We can do that. When we're riding the Raptor, I'll be sure to aim my vomit in your general direction. :P You might get in for free, but you'll definitely pay! Muahahaha!!!!

What are you thinking about right now?

Music generated by math. It can produce some interesting stuff but they are short and kind of aimless.
You know, it's not as terrible as I was expecting. I won't be adding any of it to my playlist anytime soon, but I've heard worse.

...and I thought XAND was weird. O_O!!
Xand looks normal compared to this one. Let me tell you, some of his conversations were golden. I had to save some of them for posterity.

The Ban Game

Yeah, pants are SO lame.

I ban kory_toombs for trying to be the fashion police. This isn't the red carpet. People can wear whatever they want!

The ^ < v game

^ Should try that da Vinci sleep method.

< Has to work 6 days in a row and is probably even worse off than pianotm in the sleep department.

v You're going to pick up a few of my shifts, because you care deeply about me and my innate need for laziness and know that grueling work is most disagreeable.

What are you thinking about right now?

I was kind of morbidly curious about the randomly generated music he created. He alluded to it in the PM that he sent me, but didn't provide any examples (he also mentioned that he received a lot of negative feedback about his game, and then provided me with a link to RMN so that I could see it... there are just no words for that amount of idiocy). Anyway, I'm sure the music was terrible, but I wanted to know just HOW bad it was.

It seems there's a weirdo like that on every board. Another board I once frequented had a guy with multiple "personas" and often had conversations with himself. At one point he even had alt accounts, but that didn't fly, so he just wound up writing out his conversations in giant posts. He also had no ability to detect my sense of humor and believed everything I said. And *hit me with a pan* every time I did something he didn't approve of, which was every post that I made. XD

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Why do you think I'm blue?
Rough day at work, maybe? Fight with your significant other?

*dodges tomatoes*
Okay, okay. I know that was an awful joke.

Post an insane lie about the person above you

pianotm was once stranded on a deserted island. In order to escape, he waded out into the shallows and waited there three days and three nights till all manner of sea creatures came acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed them together and made a raft.

The Ban Game

I ban MajorcanKing for making me his chauffeur. First he wants me to take him to that anime convention, then he invites himself onto my vacation and makes me go to a UFO museum. This stuff isn't cheap! You're paying for the next trip you insert yourself into, kid. :P

I ban AlphaOmega for being confused about about the pronunciation of Ilan's screenname, only to understand when Ilan posts the SPELLING and not the PRONUNCIATION.
I didn't say that I suddenly understood the pronunciation. I said I was curious about it. :insert snooty emoticon here:

Though for the record, I think it's pronounced "EYE-lan"

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but she's running on Windows, and stuck installing hundreds of automatic updates every freaking day and crashes like mad crazy.

I wish that I was a wild turnip wrangler!