Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



The ^ < v game

^ Should play Final Fantasy 12 more often. Or at least take the time to memorize every single thing about the game like I have.

< I would not be cleaning cat poop off the floor I was a pet psychic. And *I* attempted to count to infinity when I was like... seven years old. I gave up when I reached 832.

v Bathes once a year, whether he/she needs to or not.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but life becomes too easy and and... Wall-E...

I wish the cat wouldn't poop on the floor when she decides to exact revenge for poor service.

Post an insane lie about the person above you

nhubi has just won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $10.

What are you thinking about right now?

Though Jack Lord did have melancholy down pat, I think it's where David Caruso modelled his Horatio look.
Did Jack Lord wear sunglasses all the time and turn his back to the other characters while speaking so he could dramatically look into the camera?

I think my favorite part about CSI: Miami was seeing what utterly ridiculous thing Horatio Caine would do next. Single-handedly take down 10 Brazilian drug lords before the opening credits! Walk away from a Hummer that has just been completely destroyed by a missile! Awkwardly inject peoples names into sentences!

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

Working on some zelda enemies:

I love it.

Man, if I had even a mote of skill to do something as nice as those...

The ^ < v game

^ Did not get my Final Fantasy 12 reference. :(

< Despite coming off as hyper, with the attention span of a turnip, is actually quite patient.

v Has counted to infinity. Twice.

What are you thinking about right now?

I have no prior knowledge about the RMNverse, but I love fictitious futuristic settings. I'm still game.

I'm worried about my midichlorian count being too low. Woe is me!

The ^ < v game

^ Probably had to look up the word deigning when I used it a few posts earlier, and desperately hoped I wouldn't catch on. Hmpf. I'm on to you and your shenanigans. In fact, you probably created that whole vicuña situation to throw me off guard... but you have to try harder than that if you want to throw me for a loop.

< Had the opportunity to post after pianotm, but chose to let him endure the indignity that comes with being wrong.

v Is deathly afraid of Rogue Tomatoes.

The Ban Game

I ban TangledLion for crossing the street without looking both ways.

How do you make enemies?

Well, that's it, my job is done for today.
You might have thwarted me once, but I assure you, it will not happen again. (Until the next time it happens).