Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



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^ Is probably not too fond of the Elric brothers.

< I command a great deal of respect--respect that was bestowed upon me by the Arishok himself in Dragon Age 2. I should be addressed with proper deference.
ALSO: I'm preparing a sure-to-be-harsh insult for nhubi in retaliation for disrespectfully calling me a spineless human child. You're bound to be reeling for weeks in the aftermath of this pending insult, friend.

v Is (hopefully) aware that I'm not so deluded as to think I actually command a great deal of respect.

^ Is gazing longingly at the one they love.
As long as there's a mirror nearby.

RMN family tree

That does it!!!---

*cracks open a cold one*
*doesn't bother fathering*
I feel so much better now that I have an unloving, uncaring e-father. It's everything I've always dreamed of. :P

Post an insane lie about the person above you

pianotm is a professional Bigfoot bounty hunter and has proof of his existence stored away in his freezer.

Post an insane lie about the person above you

UPRC once crushed a can of Campbell's Hearty Beef Stew on his forehead.

AlphaOmega247 went to that same beauty contest and he won!
You're supposed to tell a LIE about the person. :P

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^ Live long, and prosper. And should inform nhubi that it's petaQ. If you're going to swear at me, do it properly. :P

< Is adamant that Deep Space Nine is the best. Is also very pleased to have discovered so many quality people around here. And nhubi.

v Thinks that aliens are REAL!!!

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Ooooh, I've always wanted a drunk, inattentive step dad hounding me to things I have no intention of doing! If you want the RTP taken care of, do it yourself!

*stomps feet*

[Poll] Favorite Link Incarnation

Just for Men in just five minutes. Gets out that unwanted gray AND unsightly pink.

What are you thinking about right now?

I don't know you, Pizza. You don't know me. So as an outsider looking in, I have basically no idea what really went on back in the day, but it's obvious that you made some mistakes. We all make mistakes. Nobody's perfect (not even me, contrary to popular belief). What I think is important is that you recognized and learned from those mistakes. Not everyone is willing to learn the hard lessons. So for what it's worth, that makes you okay in my book.

ALSO: The drinking age in Canada is 18. I live in Michigan, like 20 minutes from Canada, and those wily youths under the ages of 21 like to venture into Canada to partake of the sacred brew that is otherwise unavailable to them in the United States.

Welp~ Guess I can't help being an egomaniac, apparently. ^.^;
Nothing wrong with that.

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^ Is awake awfully early. Or up very late.

< Should really get outside to take some pictures of the fall foliage, but is too lazy to actually do it.

v Is fluent in Klingon.

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I have no RMN family. :(

I was referred here by Google. And haven't referred anybody (since I don't think anyone I know would actually join... also, I'm not sure if I'd want them here, anyway).

And nobody has adopted me as a bratty, but very adorable e-child.