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BizarreMonkey
I'll never change. "Me" is better than your opinion, dummy!
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ImageShack - more ImageSchtick, amrite? (stop using ImageShack to host images)

Imgur is awesome if you stick by it for three years, like there was a time i could only view 4 pages worth of my uploads at a time (but, they never got deleted, just taped back into memory, no embeds ever broke.) but when I'd been with them for three years I could view all my old stuff.

You can also pay for this but its like man who even cares? Also albums are good for keeping files handy.

It's always so invigorating seeing how much time I wasted doing stupid shit.

Puzzle thread

This just in, OddRabbit is pretty darn good at anagrams!

Legion's Impetus is correct.
Echelon's Reprise is correct.

@Pianotm: Evil Death is correct also. The Hint was Ed (A name of a character that spells the initials of the two words after being solved.)

Good work so far fellas. Sorry for making this so tough, if you manage to solve it I will be thoroughly impressed.

Screenshot Survival 20XX

author=djbeardo
I'm putting together enemies and I came across this guy:



Any ideas of what I should call him? Is this a "standard" D&Dish monster that I'm not familiar with?
I think it's meant to be Beelzebub but I have no fucking clue.

It's listed as Devil 03 if I recall. Been a while since I looked into the XP character sets.

of games, representation, and women's cheekbones

author=Feldschlacht IV
Because the latter isn't an Australian thing, it's an African American thing.
author=Feldschlacht IV
I am more than well aware of both of these facts.
Contrarion much, or am I missing something?

Neither are Australian things, both are African-American things. Just to clarify what I was ribbing at here.

of games, representation, and women's cheekbones

author=Feldschlacht IV
That one is...tricky.

Do you mean the word 'Nigger' or the word 'Nigga'? To many white people there's not a difference, but contextually, there's a massive difference between someone saying 'Joe's a nigger' and 'Joe's my nigga'. Because the latter isn't an Australian thing, it's an African American thing, right where it started, here, in America. Once again, 'nigger' and 'nigga' are so contextually different they're almost two entirely separate words.
Lol, pretty sure neither of those are Australian in origin.

From what I've read 'nigga' is a friendly greeting while 'nigger' is something different.

My strategy is to just use neither, fella is what I use.

@Mirak: Lol, all good.

Also @Lib you're on the dot with girls gaming (and game-making!) since a very early time. One of the leads of Oddworld Inhabitants is female, she and Lorne Lanning founded the company.

My cousin has played games more religiously than I have and we're the same age (give or take some months.)

I think a lot of the girls arent gamers idiocy started with the internet, not gaming in any sense. It's commonly said as a joke or not that girls just don't exist on the internet, which is vastly untrue, in fact last time I checked statistics more girls were on the internet than blokes, but that's just trivia.

Gaming will evolve, as has every medium before it to cater to the gamers, who will also evolve. It's happening right now.

[RMXP] The biggest, blackest dick. That's how I want to die. (Cards Against Humanity/Pretend You're Xyzzy)

author=Liberty
That said, if you are open to being lampooned and insulted in horrible (and horribly funny) ways, throwing your name in the 'kitty' for a pesonalised pack...
Sign me up, hell you could do both names.

Screenshot Survival 20XX

author=AestheticGamer
About to release the final expansion version of Close Your Eyes, here, on Steam, GameJolt, some other places.

I've been trying not to post too much, but I love how the design of one the characters, Simon, came out.



Oh, the things I want to do to you, Little Marshmallow...
Would you moan?
Would you squeal?
Would you whimper?
I'd like it if you screamed.
I imagine you'd give the most wondrous scream.
Would you scream for me? Would you scream real good?
Simon is yours, and you are mine, Little Marshmallow.

This was the first thing I thought of.

Puzzle thread

Second is correct, your first guess, while a right answer, isn't the answer for the final puzzle in either word.

Hint for that one:

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

I started playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance last night.

Up to the AI doggy and almost beat it twice and will once I attempt it again.

of games, representation, and women's cheekbones

author=Liberty
Australian's are weird like that - using insults as endearments towards each other. The worse the insult the closer a friend you are.
Can confirm. I think it's like a test, like we need to gauge how much we can get away with, like friend hierarchy from my limited experience is something like...

Tosser
Wanker
Fuckwit
Cunt
Then it just becomes made up words, like Truplenugger or Scalpchild.

Depends largely on regime, circle and state.