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Resolution 20:10

Hey folks.
It's 2010 now. A new decade, a new year. What are your resolutions (if any) this year/decade?

Me, it's all about taking the metaphoric bull by the horns. Taking charge, pressing on with big picture projects and continuing my education. Onwards! So far so good. Signed up for a comicbook inking course starting mid-feb, looking at a couple books, and have been putting pen to page the past few days.
2010: I'm looking forward to this.
(If you're Chinese, feel free to answer this thread in Feb.)

Super Giraffe Finds a Friend

Did up a kids book for my best bud's sister's kids. Also, my own sister's kid.
It was spur of the moment, so the quality is low-grade imo, but here it is.
Super Giraffe Finds a Friend...



The whole book

RMN Captins 2

I am going to try something new. Instead of ask for new Captins to draw, I'm going to ask for old Captins to draw.

1. Pick 2 characters from any of the available characters posted at http://rpgmaker.net/forums/topics/3446/?p=2 or http://www.team-captin.com/roster.php or god forbid http://www.team-captin.com/villains.php
2. Give me something for them to be doing.

Pretty simple. Keep it clean though. I refuse to draw anything sexual. Violence is alright, since this isn't canon or anything.
That's it!

**NOTE**
Please include a link to each Captin / Villin you want to use, just so I don't have to go digging around. There's a LOT of characters! lol

RMN Follow the Leader - Round 1

The name of the game is "Follow the Leader".
Here's how it goes:

1. draw a SIMPLE and EASY character (nothing TOO complicated please, this should be fun for everyone, even the MS Paint crowd!)
For Example:
Good Stik,


2. re-draw the person BEFORE your character.
Since I'm starting, we'll pretend that someone drew Mean Stik here...


***3. KICK SOME ASS!*** Draw your character kicking the last posted character's ass! You can do this two ways...
Option 1: Draw a scene!


OR

Option 2: Draw a comic! (It doesn't have to be spectacular, so long as it tells the story! Stick men in an empty scene will even do the trick...)

That's it!

NOTE
Make characters easy to draw, this should be accessable to all RMN members!
Reserve your spot when you have time to draw! Reservations will cancel after 12 hours! This should only take about 5-15 minutes... we're not looking for masterpieces.


Drawings So Far:
Dudesoft - Good Stik vs. Mean Stik (see above example!)

The Dude SAIs This

Just been jamming crap out of my tablet via PaintTool SAI. Fun so far.

Spider's Grotto


Terror on Mouse Mountain


Gurbit


AstroCacti


Peekasho


Tactomush Walker


Dodoasaur


Gimp


Hatswog


Kanji-Kaiju


Namodiil


Unfunny


Moonwalker


Petrock


Lumpinus


Ernesto


Bolybob


Sentient Rust

Cardinal Man

It happened by fluke. I was just telling someone it would be funny if Bruce Wayne instead of being something elemental like a Bat, went with something ridiculous and no one tried to point out the obvious flaw in his plan... Then Cardinal Man happened.

Anyway, these are all random sketchs about Cardinal Man, and for the most part they're pretty terrible. But, thought I'd post them anyway... Fun times.

Team-Captin RMN

This is pretty simple. You request it, I draw it...
Request Process
What you need to do:
To request, you are now required to make both a Captin and Villin, due to the excess Villin requests... (Good Guys = Captins, Bad Guys = Villins) HOWEVER this can be a fun chance to make a pair of rivals. Polar powers/motives make for more interesting characters after all!

1) Pick a super power (no repeat powers)
if you need help, there's a list on wikipedia... HERE

2) Pick a name
(need help? Consider using two words to describe your power, or character's personality.)
*****NOTE: Do not use "Man/Boy/Woman/Lad" or "Captain/Villain" for obvious reasons! And of course, keep this PG-13. Life's easier that way.

3) (optional) Decide what you look like
If you do not include this, you're leaving it in my hands. Please don't ask for a redraw because you didn't get what you expected.

4) Captin or Villin?
Good Guys are Captins
Bad Guys are Villins
The good guys usually have yellow eyes, and the bad guys usually have red eyes. That's the only major distinction. Besides one side being evil...
Think of this like The Tick and you'll understand!

(Sorry for modifying the requesting, but too many Villins makes this impossible. Well... the next phase will be.)


Did this on GW in Feburary. Here's a few examples from that, to give you an idea.
Mack Acumen
Power: intelligence and perception. can solve problems and construct cunning plans in the blink of an eye.


Triangle Head

Power: A talented and suprisingly clever execution of any action or ability available to a common household goat. He can talk, but perfers action.


Urist McCleric
Power: Can summon alcohol. This can even be done to the effect of a 20 foot cube of alcoholic mist.


Lumber Jack
Power: capable of felling the thickest tree in a single swipe of his axe and eating a stack of flapjacks in a single bite.


Anti-Ergonomic Mouse
Power: Suck the Ergonometry out of Ergonomic Objects, and can cause carpal tunnel in anyone that he hits with his Anti-Ergonometry Mouse(computer).


Mop Top
Power: Never washes his hair, and always takes the opportunity to soak it in unspeakably vile substances so that it becomes even more potent as a weapon.


Jumbo Tron

Power: Automatically negates the superpowers of those who try to use them against him. Effect lasts until Jumbo and the disabled hero are out of each others' sight.






RMN Captins
Name: Shadowgurk aka kentona
Power: Due to a horrible lab experiment, Dr. Gormly Wormwood was forever transformed into an ethereal shadowy version of himself. He can morph his shadowy body at will, even splitting himself into multiple shadowy copies, and can slip through even the smallest cracks.


Name: Afr0 Blu3 aka sam
Power: power to attack people using my hair as a giant fist, and occasionally suffocate them with it.


Name: Memory
Power: Can see the past and erase bad memories.


Name: The Arabian Knight
Power: Can summon teleport and summon weapons from anymore were he chooses


Name: Sand Shroud
Super Power: Can control sand. Fights while hiding in the earth, mostly sand and then popping out to devour his enemies or douse them with hard sand.
Looks: A giant worm like serpent creature, the side kick to the Arabian Knight.


Name: Py-thag
Power: Py-thag knows everything there is to know about pythagoreas theorem. That's not his special ability though. His special ability is somehow making that knowledge useful in any and every situation.


Name: Metalface aka mitsuhide_the_vagrant
Power: Hidden within the confines of his robot body is a gatling gun, missles, grenade launcher, and a chainsaw. As for super powers...he's a robot.


Name: Archivia
Power: The ability to file all things in an orderly and easy to use manner, retrieve information from- and understand all- types of archives and filing systems as well as the ability to fill out all manner of taxation forms (which makes her well-beloved among her fellow Captins).


Name: Creationer
Power: Can create anything from household objects.


RMN Villins
Name: That Pink Bastard aka feldshlacht iv
Power: Shoots rainbows and sparkles out of his hands, rendering anyone struck by them absolutely impotent. Fueled by hatred.


Name: Media Man aka myersguy
Power: Media Man, like any other news reporter or paparazzi, is good at getting on everyone's nerves. He carries a large, lazer shooting camera with him at all times. The lazers are not very painful, just so damn annoying.


Name: The Nobleman aka noblemannick
Power: After coming in contact with a spiritual darkness from another realm, Sir Nicolas fully accepted hatred into his heart, and allowed himself to be transformed into the ultimate being of hatred. He can create illusions, and control the minds of any person due to the amount of hate in their heart. Wishes to eliminate joy through out the entire world.


Name: Loveman aka chaosproductions
Power: You. Me. Here. Now.


Name: Lord Imbecile aka mitsuhide_the_vagrant
Power: to make people's heads explode by saying stupid, idiotic things. The amount of terrible obscenities it takes for the person's head to explode depends on their IQ; the higher it is, the easier it is for their head to explode. Has a large wooden hammer as a secondary weapon (to smash their heads in instead) for when he needs to recharge his mind-blowing vocal cords.


Name: Captain Gaven
Power: Gaven loses his mind after being betrayed by the woman he loved he lost control of his shapeshifting powers and shifts at random. He give's in the violent nature of what ever powerful beast he has transformed into and use's is to fuel his hate for the world.


Name: Emberly
Power: Has the ability to reduce everything she touches to ash... being as she's made of fire and all. She has a love of destroying documents of all type, especially those of the taxation and governmental type.


Name: Killmore Destructomus Von Murder
Power: Killmore has the ability to heal others (but not himself). He decided this power was really lame, and doesn't ever use it. Instead, he rides around on a huge motorcycle wielding a giant gatling gun that uses the skulls of his many fallen foes as ammo. His motorcycle runs on pure hate.


Name: Sarcasto
Power: Can use cutting sarcasm to, well, cut things...

Pheromone Withdraw


Pheromone Withdraw
by J.S. Longstreet


To see in the dark, the deepest dark, one needs the advanced ability to smell. Ants across the universe have honed this skill and utilize it to navigate their intricate tunnels beneath the soil. Leaving behind a trail of pheromones, the ants are able to find their way easily enough. Pheromones on the Outside of a colony are used to mark trails to food, or warn of danger. On the Inside however, well, there's plenty of leftovers. Especially in a certain ant colony, named aptly 'The Colony'. In the Colony, there is little use for trail pheromones, as the trails are usually well marked. So what becomes of the excess? Money. The ants of the Colony have adapted to use the spare pheromone as spare change.
Given the nature of the Colony, many of the ants therein find themselves with more pheromone than they can handle. By Theocratic Mandate, all ants within the Colony are to have reproductive or recreational sex when not working. The excess pheromone often leads to uncomfortably long sexual encounters for overly tired Workers. Thus, the Bank was opened. It had been a wonderful idea to tuck away all those pheromones, and get on with life. An ant, if he was so Blessed by ThePhredd -God of the Colony and Everything Else Probably- as to live long enough to see retirement, could relax in knowing that his pheromones were safely stowed. An ant could really rely on hisRRSP (even if that stood for Really Retarded Spending Permission).
When a bank teller received a customer, he or she would ask the amount of withdraw or deposit. Each pheromone was captured in a small glass vial, that was slid through tiny holes in the bank wall. Behind this, banker ants would file the vial accordingly inside the expansive Vault tunnel. There were other options as well, such as investments and stock options. However, few if any ants explored these options. The majority of customers died soon after depositing any pheromones, due to some act of god.

Zeg was the kind of ant who admired this set up. He was a faithful employee after all. At his both, Zeg worked tirelessly at helping customers to the best of his ability. Customers of all sorts would approach him asking for pheromones, and every time he would demand their antenna print. Often the customers were without an account, and it would be his duty to inform them that he could not give them pheromones unless they had already given him some. To which, he was often asked 'why would I give you pheromones?'. At this point, the security guard would kindly suggest a few painful reasons why. Other customers proved especially problematic; the Priests never understood the Bank, and questioned whether it was part of Phredd's 'plan'.
One such occasion, and curiously the last occasion, Priest Mil attempted to withdraw every pheromone in the Bank.
"Pardon?" Zeg asked, clicking his mandibles furiously. "Every pheromone?"
"Every one," replied Mil the Priest. "Is there a problem?"
"Er, may I have your antenna print?" Zeg insisted dutifully.
"There will be none of that, this is a stick up." Priest Mil handed the bank teller a gob of honey.
"I don't think we..." Zeg wiped placed the gob of honey on his dirt mound of a counter. "...do that sort of thing here."
Priest Mil didn't miss a beat. "Listen you, teller feller... I'll have the Boot smite you, if my request is not met."
Zeg glanced at the gob of honey. "Er, you see... That is... One moment. My manager can handle this."
"Good," Priest Mil huffed. After Zeg scuttled off to talk to another ant, Mil ate the gob of honey.
Zeg returned, followed by a thinner ant and a security ant.
"What seems to be the problem here?" asked the manager.
"I don't have my pheromones?" Mil suggested.
"Yes, we're aware of that," the manager agreed. "Why should we be giving you every pheromone? They belong to the citizens of this Colony. Ants slave all day to earn a minimal wage. They deserve to have their savings safe in our vaults. We are unprepared to negotiate anything else."
"The church demands you give us all funds!" Mil insisted. He thumped a foreleg on the counter. "The Phredd demands all pheromones!"
"Is that so?" the manager asked haughtily. "The Phredd is not here, and obviously cannot ask such a thing, I'm sorry."
Zeg was amused by this line for a few seconds until the roof caved in, followed by a giant foot. The Boot had come. It shifted around a few times, and then made a withdraw.

The Tinsel Town Caper by J.S. Longstreet ~ A Christmas Story for 2008

The Tinsel Town Caper
by J.S. Longstreet
A Christmas story for 2008



Drips of red liquid plop-plopped into a pool gathering on the floor. Each drip fell free from the fingertips of Calvin Dweck. He lay still on the table-side bench of his trailer, mouth half open. He was the star actor of this years Christmas blockbuster. The movie to move a nation. With a star-studded cast, and an inspirational message. The biggest Christmas movie of the decade. CalvinDweck was to be this years award winner, with this movies' acting. However, Calvin Dweck was now dead.
As the drip-drip of Calvin's blood fell to the ground, there was noise coming through his door. Knocks had gone unanswered and angry shouts from the director had been ignored. Was Mr Dweck being stubborn? He would get a raise if he just came out, please. Finally, Calvin's personal assistant tried to pry open the door. It remained firmly locked, and it took the strength of a burly security guard to break it open. When the guard stood back, Calvin's assistant stood in the frame for a moment, her mouth slowly falling open. After a moment too many, she screamed. Others clamored to her side and peered inward. Everyone was talking at once, no one knew what to do. Before long, more security guards came bustling forward in their little golf cart. After making the crowd move aside, they surveyed the situation and informed the police. Calvin Dweck was now dead.
The director of this years Christmas blockbuster was busy wringing his beret in hands. Every so often he would reach out to yank his assistant within an inch of his face and demand things like; "What will we do?" and "Why did this have to happen with only two more shoots left?" and "Why haven't you done anything yet?"
"Mr. Shuter, we will need to recast the roll, or perhaps edit him out of the script," offered the director's assistant.
The director paused in wringing his beret for a moment. "Too right. Get the writers to meet me in the board room by noon. Send a letter and flowers to Mr.Dweck's mother."
"Yes sir, Mr. Shuter." The assistant made a few notes.
"Well? What are you standing around here for? This kind of thing always takes too much time. Hurry up!"
With that, and to avoid the director's swinging beret, the assistant ran off.
Mr. Shuter stood up, placed the beret artfully on his balding head, and sauntered towards the gathering press. "Ah, it would seem there has been a death in the family..."
Paparazzi cameras clicked, pencils whirred cross pads of paper, and many questions were raised. It did not, the director made sure, last until lunch time.


Because I can't post this many words on this forum... here's a link to the full story:
http://www.team-captin.com/literature2.php?num=102

The Dude Cartooning Dumpyard

Recently had the job of redesigning this for a mini-comicbook.


The main character in the middle, is still in the rough form. Not sure if I'm heading in the right direction... We'll see what the contractor says.





The eqyptian cat on the left... took a bit, but I like how it turned out in the end.





And my personal favourite. The doberman...





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