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NEVERSILENT'S PROFILE

NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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- Silence is silver, speaking is golden -


Character Profile:

Strength: 10
Dexterity: 7
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 15
Charisma: 11


Skills:
- Eventing: +9
- Storytelling: +5
- Puzzle Creation: +5

Proficiencies:
- RPG Maker XP: +6
- RPG Maker VX Ace: +2
- RPG Maker 2003: +1


Description: Human Male Nerd
Alignment: Lawful Good
Background: German Student of English
Personality Traits: Talkative, Enthusiastic, Idealistic

Ideals: The well-being and happiness of the living beings is all that matters. Every single action we take has an impact on ourselves and our surroundings, so we are obliged to take our decisions responsibly.
Flaws: I have very high and sometimes unrealistic expectations of myself and of people in general. I am extremely prone to procrastination.


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Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

As I scramble back to my feet, I get ready to finish this big meanie zombie Hume off, when I hear Vivi scream. So instead, I just point at the Hume and say: "You stay there, I'm not finished with you yet, Kupo-po!"

I then turn around and, now ignoring the zombie Hume right next to me, pick up my (hopefully still burning) torch off the ground and hurl it at the zombie Moogle.

"Hey, stop making my friend upset! Why don't you pick on someone your own size, Kupo?!"

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

"Owie! Yuck, gross, gross, gross." I mumble to myself as I wipe the blood and zombie goop off my forehead.

But at least this zombie is now leaving Artie alone, so that's got to count for something. So I shout towards my companions:
"I'm okay, don't worry, Kupo!"

These zombies are really making life difficult for my friends' mounts. That gives me an idea, though: I can play this game, too! Since the zombie Hume is now down on all fours, I attempt to climb onto its back, drop my torch, and pull my rope around its neck, in order to choke it and / or steer it to a more disadvantageous position.

"Bad zombie! Bad! Down, Kupo!"

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

"Bleeeh!" I stick out my tongue at the zombie Viera as she fails to hurt me.

I don't want Ser Arte to become the undead's favourite punching bag again, so I have to keep them focused on me instead. It'll take some drastic measures to make them sufficiently mad at me, though. So I light one of my torches and shove it down the zombie Hume's throat as soon as he opens his mouth to bite at anyone.

"Don't forget to brush and floss afterwards, Kupo-po!"

I'm not sure if zombies can even get annoyed by corny one-liners, but it's always worth a shot.

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

(I hope you weren't waiting for me. I should probably have made clearer that I will go ahead with my declared action, even if it takes a full action, which I think is very fair.)

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

Seeing Ser Arte's unfortunate situation, my eyes widen in horror, but I turn towards Niviea and quickly say: "Stay up here, I'm going back down. Artie's a little too good at making those stinkies mad at him."

I proceed to slide down the side of the mausoleum again and use my Phoenix Down on Ser Arte.


(Does this require my full action, or does this still fall under the "free" use of one item?)

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

After doing a silly-looking salute towards Ser Arte, I wait until he and Vivian start distracting the zombies. Once that happens, I will climb up the mausoleum with Niviea, and start looking for loose bricks and other stuff to drop onto the deadheads.

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

Scratching my pom-pom for a moment, I look back and forth between my companions.

"Hm. Well, what do we know about undead? Vivi doesn't like them - that's good. They smell pretty bad - not sure that's helpful. Oh, they're probably not very smart! There's got to be a reason they're always trying to get their hands on brains, right, Kupo?

"Vivi and Artie, you two have Chocobos. How about you start riding circles around those stinky zombies from a safe distance, and start annoying them. Try to lure them away, maybe even split them up. Then Nivi and I can climb up onto the mausoleum and shoot them or drop bricks down on them. If something goes wrong, Vivi can join Nivi up there, while Artie and me go into melee. Is that an okay plan?"

Idiots in Ivalice: A "Roll to Dodge" RP

"Clover's ri... I mean, Vivian's right! We'll get Janna out of there safely, Kupo! Hey, and look at it this way: How many people can say they've had the chance of exploring the Jagd and tell the tale? I don't actually know how many there are, but we're going to be among them, Kupo! You can count on us, Sir."

I'll purchase a new Smoke Bomb and some Phoenix Down.

The End

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