STORMCROW'S PROFILE
StormCrow
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>look StormCrow
You see not a bird but an American lady who likes other ladies. Oscillates between shy as a mouse and babbling violently, seemingly at random.
I like badasses. I like babes. I like badass babes the best. Okay...actually I like doggoes the very best, but I aspire to make games about badass babes is my point.
I use music from bands and artists in the free games I make: the frustrated filmmaker in me is very enamored of scoring scenes with rock'n'roll soundtracks Scorcese or Tarantino style. In addition to being a time honored tradition in cinema, this has a history in AAA videoogames as well (for a really great use of it, see Bioshock: Infinite). If I was a millionaire, I'd totally license these songs so I could actually use them legally.
You see not a bird but an American lady who likes other ladies. Oscillates between shy as a mouse and babbling violently, seemingly at random.
I like badasses. I like babes. I like badass babes the best. Okay...actually I like doggoes the very best, but I aspire to make games about badass babes is my point.
I use music from bands and artists in the free games I make: the frustrated filmmaker in me is very enamored of scoring scenes with rock'n'roll soundtracks Scorcese or Tarantino style. In addition to being a time honored tradition in cinema, this has a history in AAA videoogames as well (for a really great use of it, see Bioshock: Infinite). If I was a millionaire, I'd totally license these songs so I could actually use them legally.
Live Free Or Die
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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the now infamous "Rocketman" thread
"And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man"
- Stewie Griffin Parodying William Shatner Covering Elton JohnIt's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man"
To you mind what exactly is the job of a rocketman? The position clearly requires no particular scientific knowledge, so it's totally unlike the job of "astronaut" we have today which requires you to understand quite a bit of "this science". But a rocket man's disavowal of science also seems to hint at a touch of blue-collar anti-intellectualism.
I mean, a rocket man kind of seems to understand at least some of "this science", like he demonstrates a basic understanding that Mars isn't a good place to raise your children because of the instantly fatal subzero temperatures, but he mentions a lack of child care facilities on Mars as being a negative in raising children there before he mentions the atmosphere, which is made of carbon dioxide, and poisonous to humans both child and adult. The last thing to consider is that it's apparently a 9-5 job with a commute (presumably a space commute), which is even more inconsistent with how our present day astronauts live their lives than disavowing scientific understanding.
So as we've established it's not astronaut and that it requires no scientific expertise, most likely no more than a bachelor's at most, what is the job description for 'rocketman'?
in 500 words or less
Realistic gunplay TTRPG?
Experienced Illustrator For Hire, Easy Going, Fast Results.
yea i looked at your art and i feel confident speaking for collectively everyone in saying we can't afford you lol.
that is undoubtedly four figure art. if you got paid less than $1000 USD for any of the pieces I saw, you're selling yourself short (which you don't have to feel that bad about being a professional creative is hard because everyone wants to do it so the people that hrie us don't pay shit, hell I've taken writing work for like a penny a word, it was paying writing work).
i don't want to say no one around here takes their game design that seriously, but i don't think anyone here can afford topay what your art is worth. paying what you're selling it for is an entirely different matter, and i couldn't find any hint of that info on your website.
that is undoubtedly four figure art. if you got paid less than $1000 USD for any of the pieces I saw, you're selling yourself short (which you don't have to feel that bad about being a professional creative is hard because everyone wants to do it so the people that hrie us don't pay shit, hell I've taken writing work for like a penny a word, it was paying writing work).
i don't want to say no one around here takes their game design that seriously, but i don't think anyone here can afford topay what your art is worth. paying what you're selling it for is an entirely different matter, and i couldn't find any hint of that info on your website.
48-owl Gammak thread
back in my day i remember when this would have been a three-owl event
actualyl, i even rmeember the days when this would have been a one-owl event
(back in the day some oldbies occasionally tried to make games in like 1 or 3 hours while bullshitting on IRC, IRC is to Discord as records albums are to MP3s; what's really amazing is some of them actually finished)
writing this post made me feel like a grandmother but there's only room for one of those in the RM scene
actualyl, i even rmeember the days when this would have been a one-owl event
(back in the day some oldbies occasionally tried to make games in like 1 or 3 hours while bullshitting on IRC, IRC is to Discord as records albums are to MP3s; what's really amazing is some of them actually finished)
writing this post made me feel like a grandmother but there's only room for one of those in the RM scene
I should probably get my "perverse sexual lust" (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust) for Aya Brea under control, but how....
so having the hots for her would be kinna weird
yeah, the topic had kind of naturally drifted from "i wanna bone aya" to "I want to play the newest Parasite Eve came"
yeah, it's an underappreciated gem, probably never happen.
I remember that the second one was bad, or awful. I know that however much I disliked it, reviewers and seemed to dislike it even more.
Is 3rd Birthday actually even worse?
Also if she's 12 years old and they had the slightest bit of imagination they could have called it "The 13th Birthday", if it's a prequel then by default nothing and no one from an earlier game in the francheesi can be having a 3rd birthday so that's kind of a dumb title anyway, it's hard to see what basis that title has except that it's the 3rd game duh
Escape from Greyrock
When You Were Young
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Based on a recent-ish event with my D&D group where they had an encounter that was almost literally this screenshot, I strongly feel you should have a third option:
"Attack both sides like the complete idiots you are"
XD
"Attack both sides like the complete idiots you are"
XD
Escape from Greyrock
I love the aesthetic of this. It's GORGEOUS. *first 2 subscribe*
(In both the sense that I was the first person to subscribe to this game and I think this might be the first game I've ever bothered subscribing to, I usually just Playlist.)
A little criticism: so, it sounds like your entire game is essentially expanding upon the tutorial of Oblivion (to the point where I can tell the dungeon that my wizard is a lesbian which is kind of strange but whatever I'm not exactly complaining), which I'm actually fine with. But the title and most of the description strongly imply that this is a dungeon crawler, whereas the short description describes it as being open world. Which is it?
Also if this is completed when do we get a download?
(In both the sense that I was the first person to subscribe to this game and I think this might be the first game I've ever bothered subscribing to, I usually just Playlist.)
A little criticism: so, it sounds like your entire game is essentially expanding upon the tutorial of Oblivion (to the point where I can tell the dungeon that my wizard is a lesbian which is kind of strange but whatever I'm not exactly complaining), which I'm actually fine with. But the title and most of the description strongly imply that this is a dungeon crawler, whereas the short description describes it as being open world. Which is it?
Also if this is completed when do we get a download?
Does anyone know of any RM games in the superhero genre besides Master of the Wind & Outlaw City?
Yeah, magical girl doesn't count and...I had forgotten Marvel Brothel was a thing, but that doesn't count either I'm like...lookin' for a game where you do super heroe stuff, not one where you're wolverine's pimp lol.
It just seems a little stunning to me that after all this time the supes genre is almost totally unrepresented in the RM scene. I remember 10 years ago me and others bitching that everything was fantasy but scifi and horror caught up since then. Can superheroes really just have those two games?
P.S. Did Marvel Brothel ever get taken down by Marvel? It'd be a minor miracle if it hadn't. I'm not looking to play it, but Disney-Marvel have a reputation for being real assholes about their IP so I'd be stunned if it was still up. They have sued people for WAY less damaging things.
It just seems a little stunning to me that after all this time the supes genre is almost totally unrepresented in the RM scene. I remember 10 years ago me and others bitching that everything was fantasy but scifi and horror caught up since then. Can superheroes really just have those two games?
P.S. Did Marvel Brothel ever get taken down by Marvel? It'd be a minor miracle if it hadn't. I'm not looking to play it, but Disney-Marvel have a reputation for being real assholes about their IP so I'd be stunned if it was still up. They have sued people for WAY less damaging things.













