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BizarreMonkey
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Yeah I fucked up, sorry!

I've edited my post since, too.

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author=Ratty524
50 Nerds of GreyIt's rare to come across such a good Twitter feed as this!

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"'Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously,' he grinned, handing her a slice of pizza as they watched The Phantom Menace."
Okay that... that is pretty fucking funny. Like I knew what was coming...

But I still laughed, loudly, obnoxiously, as I do.
author=Sated
Hey Aussies,

Is your new PM less of an ass than your old PM? The BBC says, "Many in his party dislike his support for climate change action and gay marriage", but support for climate change action and gay marriage sounds good to me. Then again, does it even matter what the one person thinks with how your politics are set up?

Sincerely,

A Pom.
Well yeah, they would. because it's not a set of principles developed in the fucking 50's.

And believe me, he's gonna feel the heat if he acts against climate change, not from people like me, from gas, oil and coal companies. I hope he does, I hope he can be the ... literally first ... good liberal PM.

The Liberal party being in at all has always been bad. Because they are, statistically speaking, the worst governing body in Australia, and each time you think they can't do worse, they do worse.

They have absolutely no economic fidelity, every time it's been labour who have scooped us out of that hole, and every time squawkers who don't know their shit say that same Grade one logic of "Labor started it!".

Like John Howard was an idiot, and hopeless with money. But he looks like a fucking diamond in the rough comparitive to our new leading stooge. In the three years they've been in office they've made huge tax cuts to further a bankless industry, made a fictitious budget emergency to scare the general public into agreeing that their corporate inductions with coal, gas and oil companies was going to save them, and largely put a huge dent in employment opportunities because surprise surprise, that's going to happen when you cut billions of dollars from education firms, medical institutes and other services to pay for a substance most of the world has stopped even using.

This isn't even going into how they've entirely taken over the media, and silenced every other voice against them, and have gone even further with a bill like ASIO (which thankfully, wasn't passed) to further silence their critics.

And don't get me started on their environmental comittee, which subsists of leading experts in the coal business and gas industries.

The Great Barrier Reef, yeah that thing?

THIS IS HOW IT LOOKS NOW!

Tony is simply a puppet, and we are --no joking-- run by corporate assholes in suits. This has become the case in less than three years.

If you guys get Donald Trump in you'll probably know the feeling I have now. Obama gets flak but maaaan has he done some good. I wish he could be our liberal party.

I hope if he gets Elected, that Turnbull undoes a lot of Tony's wrongs.

But I'd rather just we have Labour back, they aren't saints either, but they've saved us, a lot of times. The Global Financial Crises you guys had?

We didn't, and that was thanks to Gough Whitlam, one of the Labor party. What a twist, the Liberals are trying to smear his name now, too.

The fact the party is even still in office is appalling. We really need to make it a year by year thing.

If you want more info covered with comical hilarity. There's this channel. I myself commonly source from it.

Hotel Statsylvania 2

author=Sated
Except you're not meant to be here, right?
Back as of like, 2 hours ago or something. Just gonna be not posting as often, but when i do post, it'll probably be in bursts.

Also, I... think that's last month? Not sure.

Most other lists I'm not even in the top 100, which is fine considering how long I've been actively here.

author=JosephSeraph
i'd be leading it, be in the top 20 at least
I have six I could put up, but only four are up, just because I haven't gotten around to making marketing images fpr Exile or "The Best Birthday Game Ever!".

I'm curious how many you have but it's due to be more than that. I can take anywhere over a year to be comfortable submitting a game page before a game is even in demo form.

Hotel Statsylvania 2

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MWAHAHAHA! Yesss.... My posts will blot out the sun!

TPP could make fanwork illegal?

author=pianotm
ITT: In This Thread.
Oh.

Welp. I've still been using it correctly but I'm glad I know that.

RMN Tagline Thread

author=Sated
That's a life tagline, not an RMN tagline.
A lot of them are life taglines in some respect.

I was frazzled when I saw my "Drama from what I've seen is like super rare here or something" ramble come up. Oh such silly naivety, derp!

That said, I'm talking entirely out my ass as I haven't played either of them. I'm just going from what I've heard.
Originally I was just not going to post that but I figured if I was self-aware enough it'd be taken as a joke.

author=Liberty
He didn't mention at all anything in the review except to call it shit and that the reviewer 'only played 5 minutes'.
Wait... so, a review was given for a review of a game...? That's a new one.

I think of all of these "I'm very proud of you, as your game is okay" is definitely my favorite, but there are a lot of good ones.

"Sorry that we aren't reveling in your greatness" and "Your 2 days of dedication are an inspiration to us all" make me chuckle each time I see them.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Got into the Wildstar F2P closed beta, soooo awesome!

Closest PC equivalent to Ratchet and Clank, by far. I was expecting it to not be great, but i was wrong, it's pretty bloody good, it's closed beta so you expect the UI isn't going to be polished to a mirror shine, I almost rage quit when I couldn't select a race (which meant I couldn't play the game), but I read on the forums playing windows fixed it, which it did, derp!

Boy am I glad I persevered. It's one of the only genuinely funny MMO's, unlike World of Warcraft which just shits memes and pop culture references everywhere, or like Eve Online which has no humor at all, or those weird and endless Korean MMO's that think they funny but aren't to a western narcissist like me. It's all very nicely presented, when i first played it back in its P2P phase, it made me just eager to get back into WoW.

Now I want it to outshine WoW, there's so much here, I've entered an enormous new world, and I like it. I want it to take Wow and say NO, NO MORE PEPE'S WHISTLE, HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN KIND OF HUMOR INSTEAD OF JUST RIPPING OFF OF EVERYBODY ELSE!?

Like, the story and shit in wow is fine, it's obviously inspired from different universe they didn't make, but they make it their own.

Humor is another story. I think after Warcraft III they just forgot how to be funny. They did have some references, but they were passing at best, you had to search.

The charming character interaction in Warcraft III was awesome, too.

Kel'thuzad and Arthas being buddies and all conspiring against the legion and shit, it felt like they were still good guys even though most of the world saw them as evil. They never really seem to touch upon this relationship in the World of Warcraft. Kel'thuzad was probably my favourite character, he had this evil side to him, but he was also fiercely and charmingly loyal to the scourge, being complacent in his own death just to serve the soul of Ner'zhul. He was also very well spoken, being a mage of dalaran, he still had that preppy sort of scholar wit. A lot of his on click statements were very posh sounding, in their way.

In hide taggies; Quotes and also more fangirling.
"The Cult of the Damned... I need to print more brochures!"

"Hmmm, that sounds logical."

"Myes, right away..."

"A Fateful Choice."

"Is there something amiss?"

"My talents are yours!"

"I shall receive my eternal reward."

Though his exposition spiels were even better, he said in a few words that which would take some days to explains.

"I gather he suspects quite a bit, it is in his nature to assume the worst."

KT: Don't be foolish, the Lich King foretold to me of how our encounter would end.
AM: You, you knew I was going to kill you?
KT: Yes Indeed, the Lich King has had his eyes on you long before the scourge even began.


"It is a vast demonic army that has engulfed countless worlds beyond our own, now it comes to set this world... to the flame. The scourge was created to pave way for the coming demonic invasion, the Dreadlords were sent here to ensure it succeeded." ~Kel'thuzad describing the Burning Legion and the plot of Warcraft III in one fell swoop. This is one of my favorite lines from the game. The Delivery on it is so well done. If I ever get enough Money I'm gonna ask Matthew McConnohie to VA for me.

FF12 remake. It's a... Thing?

FF12 isn't bad if you know how to make it actually customizable, which is an option, unlike in FF13 where it's all hands-holding look at the purty graphics drive in.

That said, I'm talking entirely out my ass as I haven't played either of them. I'm just going from what I've heard.

Random Art Topic

FINALLY SOMEONE RESPONDED SO I DONT HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT BUMPING THREAD.

I could make my own but I always end up forgetting I already have it.

@Digidevil: Ooh, do you like making expressions? Because I do!

This is an older thing or two, when concepting galaxions I had to think of them in 3D space due to the amount of different poses they'd require.
http://bizarresheep.deviantart.com/art/Artist-Logbook-4-Galaxion-Female-Head-Science-427957615
http://bizarresheep.deviantart.com/art/Artist-Logbook-5-Galaxion-Female-Expressions-427957928

And a couple new things!
http://bizarresheep.deviantart.com/art/Monochrome-Phantom-XII-558805068
Might use this as an avatar at some point.

New style I'm experimenting with.
http://i.imgur.com/NXkf7se.png

Finally, a couple concepts for Halflings.


TPP could make fanwork illegal?

author=Liberty
Uh, you missed that that was the stereotype? Because that's what I said - that that was the stereotype. Geez, reading seems to be hard for some. :/

Must be that horribly subpar education system at work!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It works for me because us Australians make jokes like this all the time.

When an Australian has an opinion we don't think "Well... he has a right to his opinion" in our minds we just think "Ehh shaddap!"

Anyway, ITT: TPP is bad news and also I don't know what ITT stands for and I probably use it wayyyy too much given that!

If I find out it means "In Total Truth" then I guess I'm safe by that measure but it could mean anything!

I could google it but naaaahhhh!